LM: ...so let's get back up to the ring for our next match. The new IIWF World Tag Team Champions, Rising Sun Revolution, will defend against the former champions, the Armed Forces! BL: Aaron's men are going to take back the belts that are rightfully theirs right here tonight. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= IIWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Rising Sun Revolution vs. Armed Forces --------------------------------------- LM: I can't wait to see the new champions in action! BL: Humph... Everyone's on Lau's case about paying off the President while these guys do the same thing, and they get cheered. LM: What are you talking about? That's not true! BL: You're so stupid, Larry. How else do you think a team gets put into a match at the last minute like that? LM: President Dan was just trying to give the fans what they wanted. BL: Well, what about what Lau said on Tuesday? That he was the one that got the Rising Sun Revolution into that match? LM: It wouldn't be the first time Mr. Lau out and out lied. BL: And Mr. Lau, if you're listening, I'll be available to give you Mr. Morton's home address later this evening. LM: Sparkplug's about to announce the teams... Let's go to ringside. RA: Ladies and gentlemen, this next tag team match is scheduled for one fall, and is for the IIWF World Tag Team Championship! [Big crowd pop] Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 643 lbs, accompanied to the ring by Aaron the Caddy, the former IIWF Tag Team Champions, NavCom, DefCon, The Armed Forces! [A series of guns and sirens are heard as the former champs come out to the aisle with Aaron the Caddy. They make motions of belts around their waists, and the crowd boos. Aaron steps up to the camera, and starts shouting about regaining the belts while waving around his golf club.] LM: I sure hope that club doesn't come into play tonight, Becky. BL: Well, I'd have to disagree with you, Larry. I hope Aaron smacks one of those idiots in Rising Damp Devolution over the head with it to teach them a lesson. RA: Their opponents, at a total combined weight of 570 lbs, are the current IIWF World Tag Team Champions. [Crowd pops as the theme for "Bladerunner" begins to play over the PA.] Here are Hiroshi "Daioni" Kasai and Ryudo "Taisu" Kenjinata, the Rising Sun Revolution! [The crowd goes nuts as the lights dim, and The champions appear at the head of the aisle. They hold their belts over their heads, and several rockets go off behind them. The two men jog down the aisle, slapping hands on the way, and make it to the ring. The Armed Forces bail out, and flares on all the four ring posts begin to burn.] LM: These guys are pure electricity! BL: And they're also unfit champions... LM: What!? BL: They should never have been in that match at Ring Wars II. [The Armed Forces enter the ring again, along with Aaron. Aaron threatens the RSR with his club, telling them to get ready to be hit with it. Hiroshi looks amusedly, not understanding a word of the tirade, and makes "yappy" motions with his hand. Ryudo motions toward the head of the aisle, and the crowd pops as Domination appears.] BL: Oh, come on. What's the point of this? LM: Domination are friends of the RSR, Becky. I think they want to help. [Domination make it to the ring, and Ryudo speaks with them, occasionally pointing at Aaron and making swinging club motions. Monster and Mr. Psycho nod their heads, and stand on the outside, watching Aaron. The ref calls for the bell to start the match, and Hiroshi starts off against DefCon. The two circle each other until DefCon steps in and gets in Hiroshi's face. DefCon begins talking trash to Hiroshi, which Hiroshi promptly fails to understand. Hiroshi understands the slap to his face, however, and retaliates with a punch that rattles DefCon. DefCon steps back, and Hiroshi follows up with a left hand. DefCon steps back to lean on the ropes. Hiroshi throws DefCon into the opposite ropes, and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the rebound. Big pop. Hiroshi drags DefCon to his feet and starts yelling in Japanese in his face, then slaps DefCon across the head. The crowd pops even louder. Hiroshi tags in his partner, Ryudo. Hiroshi stands in the corner as Ryudo leaps to the top rope. Hiroshi launches Ryudo into a flying clothesline, which connects solidly. Big pop.] LM: That's what makes the Rising Sun Revolution so effective. They work so well together as a team. BL: Blah Blah Blah... You forgot to mention the President they've got in their pocket. [Ryudo goes for the cover... 1 - 2 - Kickout by DefCon. Ryudo drags DefCon to his feet, but gets a forearm in the groin as DefCon gets up. DefCon staggers to his corner and tags in NavCom. NavCom comes in and uppercuts Ryudo several times to back him into the ropes. NavCom whips Ryudo to the other side, and hits a flying clothesline that sends Ryudo crashing to the mat. NavCom showboats to the crowd to a heel pop. NavCom drags Ryudo up again, and throws him into the ropes. NavCom knees Ryudo in the stomach, then locks on an abdominal stretch. The crowd rallies behind Ryudo, as does Hiroshi. NavCom spits at Hiroshi, causing him to enter the ring. The ref intercepts him, and DefCon rushes in behind the ref to taunt Hiroshi. As the ref tries to keep control of the men, Aaron leaps up to the apron, brandishing his club. He positions himself near Ryudo, but before he can swing, Mr. Psycho clips Aaron's leg. Monster jumps onto the apron and grabs the club from Aaron. He knocks Aaron in the head with it, causing the manager to fall to the floor. Moster then cracks NavCom over the head with the club, causing the hold to be broken. He drops the club and jumps from the apron.] BL: I knew that those Domination guys were all trouble. LM: Aaron was about to do the same thing to Ryudo! BL: Yeah, but Aaron does it with class. [DefCon goes back over to the corner after hearing the club shot, and Hiroshi leaves the ring again. The ref turns to see both men laying on the mat. Ryudo slowly crawls over to his corner, tagging in Hiroshi. Hiroshi makes sure his partner is okay, and goes over to drag NavCom up. Hiroshi picks up NavCom in a side slam position, as Ryudo makes his way to the top rope. Ryudo launches off with a leg drop while Hiroshi slams NavCom down to the canvas. Hiroshi goes for the cover... 1 - DefCon enters the ring - 2 - Ryudo punches the big man, cutting him off from the cover - 3!! Ding! Ding! The crowd pops loudly, as does Domination on the outside.] LM: The Rising Sun Revolution win it with the Naginata Nightmare! BL: And a shot with a golf club. LM: Well, that too. [Domination enter the ring to celebrate with their friends, and the four men leave the ring and walk back up the aisle together to a good crowd reaction. In the ring, DefCon tends to his virtually unconscious partner. Aaron is totally out on the floor.]