[Susan] We now have a title match. The Kalifornia Heat will defend the International WAR! tag titles against the Anihilators. Personally I have a feeling these two guys have what it takes to become one of WAR!'s greatest tag teams ever. [Terry] Yeah, the Anihilators are great, aren't they? [Susan] I was talking about the Heat, Terry. [Terry] Oh.... Them... Nah. DeLane will probably be drunk and Powers will be busy admiring himself in the mirror, so the Anihilators will get an easy one, two, three tonight. Let's go to the ring. [Ring Announcer] This match is an International WAR! Tag Team Championship match..... Big crowd pop. [Ring Announcer] ..... for one fall and a twenty minute time limit. Now, introducing first, the challengers.... Hailing from Baltimore, MD and Chicago, IL respectively..... Weighing in at a total combined weight of 762 lbs...... Here are Venom and Shinjiro Kanemoto...... The AAAAAAANIHIIIIIIILAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRS! The Anihilators appear at the entrance to the aisle. Venom is a huge guy (6'9", 519 lbs) with black tights and an "I ate a Truck of Ice Cream once" T-Shirt. Kanemoto is of a more normal size (6'4" and 243 lbs) and wears black tights and boots as well. [Susan] And the fans certainly don't like these two.... They're boing like crazy and throwing whatever they can get their hands on into the aisle as Venom and Shinjiro make their way to the ring.... Doesn't seem to bother them though, [Terry] What do the fans know anyway? They're all a bunch of no-hope highschool dropouts. [Susan] [Ring Announcer] And NOW..... Your UNdisputed... INTERNATIONAL WAR! TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS..... Hailing from Los Angeles, California..... Weighing in at 540 lbs.... Here are Danny DeLane and Matt Powers... KAAAAAAAAAAAAALIFOOOOOOR-NIA... HEEEEAAAAAAT! "California Love" starts up, and the crowd goes _APESHIT!_.... The second DeLane and Powers step onto the aisle the noise becomes deafening. Delane is an athletic looking white man with a deep tan and earlength dreadlocked hair. He wears black fingerless leather gloves and black and blue tiger striped wrestling leggings. Powers is the bigger and more muscular of the two. He is a powerfully built African-American with his hair bleached white. He too has it in dreadlocks, like his partner. Powers wears black and green tiger striped wrestling leggings. They're both wearing the International WAR! Tag Team belts around their waists. [Susan] AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! THEY REALLY HAVE TAKEN THESE TWO YOUNG MEN TO THEIR HEARTS! [Terry] Shows what the fans know... After this match these two freaks won't ever be able to wrestle again. Trust me on this. Kanemoto will either break them or Venom will squash them. It's that simple. [Susan] And here we go. It looks like it will be Venom and Powers starting it off... [Terry] And Venom immediately uses his weight to push Powers into a corner. Hah.... Look at that! He's pounding the freak silly with those punches! [Susan] Venom pounding away on Matt... Matt starting to retaliate now with punches of his own.... And Matt actually taking control of this brawl! Venom looks surprised at this turn of events. Powers trying for a whip to the corner... No, reversed by Venom, but Matt tags in DeLane before bouncing back off the ropes again!... Flying clothesline gets Venom to stagger... AND A FLYING DROPKICK BY DELANE DROPS HIM ON HIS ASS! [Terry] Lucky shot. [Susan] Matt out of the ring now, and DeLane with an elbowdrop... VENOM ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! He is surprisingly quick for a man that size. He is almost as big as Tonnage and Thunder. Venom to his feet... DeLane up... DROPKICK BY VENOM! That right there defied all the laws of gravity! [Terry] And Venom with the advantage now... He's going..... Up to the top?.... BOMBS AWAY!... SPLAT! HAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! [Susan] Oh my goodness! Venom with a BIG top rope legdrop over DeLane's chest..... And he's going back to the top again! Doesn't this guy understand that 500+ lbs guys aren't supposed to leave the ground this often? [Terry] It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPERVENOM! [Susan] A flying headbutt from the top by this gigantic... Uhm.. High-flyer.... It just doesn't seem right to call a superheavyweight a high-flyer..... [Terry] Hell, he's doing it better than many 200 pounders! And up again... This time he's facing the crowd... I think he's gonna end it early with the Injection moonsault... And Kanemoto hasn't even been in the ring yet..... UP, UP AND AWAAAAAAYYYYY... OUCH! [Susan] Thank god! Danny DeLane rolling out of the way at the last moment there, and Venom just CRASHED into the mat. DeLane lunging towards Powers, and he makes the tag! Venom crawling towards Shinjiro... and _he_ makes the tag as well! [Terry] Kanemoto with a lariat, and Powers is down! And look at Shinjiro go to work, calm, cool and methodical! That's the way to do it. Elbowdrop..... Fistdrop, and he really _measured_ him for that one!.... Kneedrop to the head! The Heat is in BIIIIIIG trouble tonight! [Susan] Kanemoto picks Powers up... Whip to the ropes... AND A KNEELIFT SENDS POWERS FLIPPING TO THE MAT! Camel clutch now, putting the pressure on Powers' back and neck there. And DeLane on the outside stomping the mat and trying to get Powers back into the match. [Terry] Last time they kept Kanemoto out of the match... Not this time! This time Shinjiro wants _his_ part of the action! [Susan] The ref is asking Powers for a submission.... No.. No way. He's not about to give up quite yet. Kanemoto releases the clutch and picks up Matt.... Irish whip to the ropes.... And backdrop..... No! Shinjiro puts his head down early, and Matt puts on the brakes! Kick to the face! DDT! And just like that the tide of this match has turned! [Terry] Lucky shot. [Susan] Sure. Whatever. Powers picks up Kanemoto... Bodyslam! Up again.... SUPLEX!... He pulls up Shinjiro again and pulls him over to the Heat's corner... DeLane tagged in and going to the top... Powers is holding Kanemoto wide open.... Double axehandle to the ribs! Powers out of the ring, and DeLane with a quick punch combo which stuns Shinjiro.... Whip to the ropes..... POWERSLAM by Danny DeLane! And Shinjiro Kanemoto is the one who is in trouble now! Venom is beside himself on the outside! [Terry] There are _two_ of him? Better reinforce the ring again then. [Susan] Oh brother. Danny takes Kanemoto down with a fireman's carry takedown and slips it into a front facelock down on the mat.... [Terry] Resthold... resthold... resthold... [Susan] I beg your pardon? Both men to their knees now, and Kanemoto still locked in that front facelock..... Danny going for a suplex... NO! Reversed by Shinjiro into a snap suplex! Both men up, and Kanemoto is lunging for the corner... BUT DANNY CATCHES HIM BEFORE HE GETS THERE! GERMAN SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! THR... Almost, but not quite enough. [Terry] Delane with a chop.... Kanemoto retaliates with a thumb to the eye. Delane with a European uppercut... Kanemoto retaliates with a facerake! Hah! That's classic wrestling for ya! [Susan] No, that's classic _cheating_. [Terry] What's the difference? [Susan] Kanemoto back in control now.... NECKBREAKER! and both men are down. They're both getting tired now. Kanemoto back to his feet.. but DeLane is right on his heels.... And Shinjiro tries to make it to his corner... No! Danny spins him around... INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! DELANE TAGS MATT WHO STEAMROLLERS SHINJIRO WITH A CLOTHESLINE! AND THEN HE DROPKICKS VENOM RIGHT OFF THE APRON! [Terry] THERE WAS NO CALL FOR THAT! VENOM WAS MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS! [Susan] Venom back on the apron and trying to get in now. He looks angry, but the ref is preventing him from entering the ring. Meanwhile Powers has Kanemoto on his shoulder..... RUNNING POWERSLAM! Kanemoto has GOT to be feeling the effect of all these high-impact moves! And the ref still restraining Venom... Uh oh... [Terry] Well, looks like Venom isn't restrained anymore.... Not strange considering he's 500 lbs and the ref is a 150 pound weakling. HAH! THAT gave Kanemoto some time to catch his breath! [Susan] Venom with a flying shoulderblock which bowls Powers away from Shinjiro! And he follows it with a SPLASH! HERE COMES DELANE AS WELL! Danny DeLane JUMPS onto Venom's back... And he's got a Sleeperhold locked on there while riding piggyback on big Venom! Powers is down. Kanemoto is down! The ref doesn't know what to do!.... Uh oh.... OUCH! [Terry] HAH! Venom backs into a corner and SQUASHES DeLane like a BUG! [Susan] The ref finally managing to get Venom out of the ring... DeLane rolls to the outside, obviously in pain. Powers and Kanemoto are finally getting back to their feet.... Kanemoto with an armdrag takedown, and into an armbar...... Irish whip and a clothesline..... DUCKED by Powers.... Powers off the ropes... HIGH CROSS BODYBLOCK! ONE! TWO! Kickout. [Terry] Powers picks up Kanemoto... Whip to the ropes... POWERSLAM! Oh, this doesn't look good at all. Shinjiro has taken far too many of these high impact moves. Kanemoto and Powers up.... Kanemoto trying to tag in Venom... NO! [Susan] Powers clips his knee from behind before he can get there... And now he pulls him back towards the Heat's corner again.... Tags in Danny and holds Shinjiro open to him again.... Another double axehandle from the top to Kanemoto's ribs. And DeLane with a whip to the ropes.... TILT-A-WHIRL PILEDRIVER! I don't think even someone with the stamina of Shinjiro Kanemoto can take much more of this.... [Terry] DeLane tagging Powers back in already?... Uh oh... Oh no.. Not this.... [Susan] Kanemoto once again whipped to the ropes..... HIGH back bodydrop by DeLane, and Powers catches him and SLAMS him down with that modified powerbomb! THAT, ladies and gentlemen, was the Kalifornia Dream! Venom entering the ring! DeLane WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE SENDS BOTH MEN TO THE OUTSIDE! THE REF IS IN POSITION..... ONE!.... TWO!..... THREE!!!! [Ring Announcer] WINNERS, and STILL the UNdisputed International WAR! Tag Team Champions..... Danny DeLane!... Matt Powers!.... KAAAAAAAALIFOOOOR-NIA..... HEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT! "California Love" starts up and the fans pop like crazy as DeLane rolls back into the ring and high-fives Powers. On the outside Venom is cursing like crazy, and Kanemoto looks less than happy himself. *********************************************************************** Match Result: Kalifornia Heat defeats The Anihilators to keep the belts Match Time: 16.56 ***********************************************************************