[Susan] We're back, and coming up now we have the International WAR! Tag Team match between Kalifornia Heat and the All-Americans. [Terry] New champs coming up. [Bob] I doubt that seriously. [Susan] To the ring we go. [Ring Announcer] The following match is for the International WAR! Tag Team titles. It is a Texas Death match, meaning you have to pin your opponent for a 10 count. Not just a 3 count. Now, introducing first.... The challengers.... Weighing in at a combined total of 538 lbs.... From Tempe, AZ and King of Prussia, PA respectively..... Led to the ring by their manager, Miss America.... Jeff Borbone.... Alan Brunswick.... The AAAAAALL-AMERICAAAAAAAANS! [Ring announcer] And their opponents.... The International WAR! Tag Team champions.... Hailing from Los Angeles, California.... Weighing in at a combined total of 540 lbs... Matt Powers.... Danny DeLane.... KAAAAALIFOR-NIA..... HEEEEEAAAAAAT! [Susan] Matt Powers starting off against Borbone.... Lockup... And Borbone shoves Powers into the corner..... And Borbone laying those punches on Powers now. NO! Matt reversing the positions, and now he's laying into Borbone with his boots! [Bob] Powers with a monkey flip which sends Borbone to the middle of the ring. I think it's obvious Borbone is the most powerful man in that ring, so Powers will have to use more of his speed tonight. [Terry] Jeff to his feet... Charges Matt... BACKDROP OVER THE TOP ROPE! Jeff hit the ground HARD! [Susan] Matt follows him out... Whip to the steel cornerpost... NO! Reversed! Borbone grabs Matt's head.... OUCH! He SLAMMED it into the steel... AND AGAIN! AND HERE COMES DELANE! DANNY OFF THE APRON WITH A CROSS BODY BLOCK!... CAUGHT by Jeff! [Bob] POWERSLAM ON THE CONCRETE!.... Alan comes over and starts beating on Danny... Jeff back to Matt again... Punch.. NO! BLOCKED! HEADBUTT BY MATT! ANOTHER HEADBUTT! AND ANOTHER!.... AND MATT SLAMS JEFF'S HEAD OFF THE STEEL STEPS! This one is turning ugly! [Susan] Alan Brunswick with a Suplex on Danny... And finally Brunswick going back to his corner... Matt and Jeff are back in the ring... Matt with an Irish whip... CLOTHESLINE DUCKED BY JEFF! Borbone tags out, and in comes Alan Brunswick. [Terry] Alan with an armdrag takedown... And another... and another... and another! And Alan with a spinning toehold... [Susan] Danny back on the apron now.... Matt inching his way to the ropes.... HE'S GOT THEM! Brunswick lets go after a kick to Matt's back for good measure... Matt up... Brunswick with a kick to the knee... Matt is back down to his knees.... Alan pulls him up..... SUPLEX! [Bob] Brunswick going for another suplex... NO! MATT REVERSES IT INTO A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!.... Both men up... Both men off the ropes.... DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! THEY ARE BOTH DOWN! [Terry] GET UP, ALAN! [Susan] GET UP, MATT! [Terry] HEY! You're supposed to be IMPARTIAL! [Susan] Well, _you_ aren't... And anyway, Matt is such a hunk! [Terry] I think I'm gonna throw up. [Bob] Matt up to his feet... Alan up.... Matt is lunging for the corner, and Alan is trying to reach him.... NO! TAG IS MADE AND HERE COMES DANNY DELANE LIKE HE'S ON FIRE! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! UPPERCUT! ELBOW! HEADBUTT! KICK! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! HOLY BOVINE, WAR!man! [Susan] I beg your pardon? [Terry] Say what? [Bob] Uhm... Sorry about that... DeLane going nuts on Alan Brunswick here! Whip to the ropes... Clothesline... Whip to the ropes... FLYING LARIAT!..... DDT! ELBOW DROP! ELBOW DROP! ELBOW DROP! Cover... One... Two... kickout. [Terry] Nowhere near a tencount. Danny whips Alan to the ropes.. Charges... clothesline ducked by Brunswick... He tags in Borbone... DeLane didn't see it... Dropkick on Alan... AND BORBONE NAILS THE PRONE DELANE WITH AN ELBOW DROP! YES! [Bob] Alan and Jeff with a little double teaming here... Double back suplex on DeLane...... Whips him to the ropes.... DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!... And the ref forces Alan out. Borbone with a bodyslam... Whip to the rope... Powerslam. Picks Danny up.... Gorilla press... and he drops Danny like a bad habit! [Susan] Borbone going to the ropes.. Climbing them... That's not a good idea. It's not his territory..... Delane up... AND HE RUNS OVER TO SHAKE THE ROPES! Jeff slips... OOOOOOOH! [Terry] Oh... God.... [Bob] And I have a feeling Jeff Borbone is going to be better able to hit those high notes from now on.... Danny climbs up after him... SUPERPLEX!... Danny over to Matt... Makes the tag.... And a double Legdrop from the top ropes by the Kalifornia Heat! Danny out of the ring now.... Matt off the rops... SPLASH! Cover... One... Two... Three.... Four... Alan coming into the ring.... MET BY A DANNY DELANE CROSS BODY BLOCK WHICH TAKES BOTH MEN TO THE OUTSIDE! [Susan] Five... Kickout.... Danny and Alan are brawling on the outside. Matt in control inside the ring... Pulls Borbone up.... Bounces off the ropes... AND BORBONE CATCHES HIM IN A BEARHUG..... LOOK AT POWERS SQUIRM! On the outside Delane sends Brunswick into the steel steps.... And Danny notices Powers' problems.... He enters the ring... Bounces off the ropes.... AND DROPKICKS POWERS IN THE BACK, SENDING BOTH POWERS AND BORBONE THROUGH THE ROPES... AND THEY LAND ON TOP OF ALAN BRUNSWICK, WITH MATT LANDING ON THE TOP! [Terry] Oh no.... This isn't happening.... [Bob] Danny to the apron now.... Powers getting up slowly...... Borbone even slower... Alan Brunswick is totally OUT! Miss America trying to revive him, but to no avail. Matt and Jeff back in the ring... Matt with a punch.... Jeff retaliates... Matt off the ropes...... Met by a CLOTHESLINE from Jeff! Snap Mare..... REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Cover... One... two... three... four... five... six... seven.... Kickout. [Terry] SLOW COUNT! SLOW COUNT! [Susan] Brunswick still out on the outside.... Powers crawling towards the Heat corner. Tag made... Borbone trying to tag Brunswick, but Alan is in no position to help. DeLane coming in.... Flying Dropkick sends Borbone staggering... Spinning kick follows that..... Whip to the ropes.... BACKDROP OUT TO THE OUTSIDE... ON TOP OF BRUNSWICK AGAIN, SENDING MISS AMERICA SCRAMBLING BACKWARDS! [Terry] This is just horrible.... [Bob] DeLane pulling Borbone back in.... Over to the Heat corner... Tags in Matt... Borbone sent to the ropes.... AND THERE IT IS! THE KALIFORNIAN DREAM! Matt covers... hooks the legs.... Brunswick getting to his feet on the outside... DANNY THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A CROSS BODY BLOCK! [Susan] ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! KICKOUT, BUT _JUST_ TOO LATE! [Ring Announcer] Your winners, and STILL International WAR! Tag Team champions... Matt Powers... Danny DeLane.... KAAAAAAALIFOOOOOR-NIA..... HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!