Politicaly Correct Phrases

Being in the new democratic South Africa, we have to use a few new words that most people would otherwise find intolerable. See now, everything in this world is challenging, & the "old" words apparently have bad c onnotationsd. So here are a few of the up-to-date & socially acceptable new phrases, in the name of humour:
p.s. Please do not sue me if you find these particularly offensive.

Old	New
Abortion	affirmative Birth Control
Burglary	affirmative Shopping
Hijack	affirmative Borrowing
Mugging	affirmative Frisking
Murder	affirmative Assassination
Necklace	affirmative Cremation
Rape	affirmative Sex
Robbery	affrimative Banking
Squating	affirmative Renting
Stealing	affirmative Confiscation
Strike	affirmative Wage Dispute

Black	Dermatologically challenged	Native African
Blind	Visually challenged	Optically challenged
Broke	Economically challenged
Deaf	Audibly challenged
Dwarf	Vertically challenged
Fat	Horizontally challenged
Hobo	Residentially challenged
Old	Chronoligically challenged	Gerontologically challenged
Paraplegic	Mobily challenged	Physically challenged
Stupid	Encephalonically challenged	Mentally challenged
Ugly	Aesthetically challenged