Adoption Papers

Obviously, there are some things everybody needs to know before you go adopting wrestlers left and right. There are certain requirements one needs to meet in order to be a loving and successful parent, and that is exactly what this page is here for.

First of all, each and every one of you must be prepared to clean up after your wrestler. If you choose to adopt a wrestler like Mick Foley, you must realize that there will be times when he comes home to you a bloody mess, and you have to be ready to clean him up...it's part of what parenting is all about!

Don't forget, these wrestlers are your children now, and they are going to be expecting you to spend money on them. So if they want the Wrestlemania 2000 video game, you better get it for them!

Also, you need to be able to feed them, clothe them, clean them, wash them, and basically just take care of them. If you understand all of that, then you're ready to be a parent! Go and adopt your wrestlers!

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