First it was Kevin Augustine. Then it was Karim Shabazz. It's been weeks since these two have left their respective teams. Ed Cota gets hurt. Colin Ducharme, for the season, has only played 12 minutes. Yet, Fah-Q Ball refuses to make much needed roster moves. What's up with that?
Not going to the Gangsta Top 25 Dirty Dozen page at the Billy Spears LFBL Report site and signing much better free agents has cost Fah-Q Ball first place. If it wasn't for the decline of Angry Young Men, Fah-Q would be in last place. I have learned that Coach B.A. has vowed that his players will turn it around quickly, or they'll get the crap beaten out of them (again). But that's another story.
We've not even heard a peep of trash talking. Can't blame him though. One can't talk trash with players like Brandon Granville, Michael Lewis, and Ducharme on your roster. So I, LP, trying to keep my wooden finger on the pulse of LFBL happenings, have concocted a few theories on what's going on with Fah-Q Ball.
Well, my (high on) crack staff and I have ruled out the last theory. Out of total boredom, I decided to pose as a pubescent 12 year old girl with developing breastessesas and hit the pre-teen chat rooms on the internet. I was harassed all night by someone with the screen name of Love Gun. Guess who that was?
Why does Fah-Q Ball suck so bad? Is this part of some sinister LFBL plot? As long as they keep losing, who Fahq-ing cares?