NICW Thursday Night Thrashing
July 23rd, 1998

Non-Title Light Weight Match:

"Stunning" Sid Stevens Vs. Perp

Buttons stays ringside. "The Horsmen commeth" Stevens walks out with the other 3 horsemen. Buttons has the mic. "I'm sorry my buddy, Perp couldn't make it right now. So I'll bring my new understudy. In fact he may look framiliar". "Are you Ready!? Break it down!" A man comes out dresed like Buttons giving crotch chops. The announcer announces him as Zipper. The match begins. Good match. Suddenly the tWo come out and crack Jericho, Crain and Malenko with chairs. As Stevens watches this Zipper tosses Stevens in to the turnbuckle. And delivers the "Wanker Spanker" which looks exactly like the "Wanker Klanker". 1-2-3. Zipper wins his debut match. Suddenly Vindicator and Fett run out and crack Capt.HollyWood and Madness with chairs. But the 2 are quickly taken out by the rest of the tWo. Cut to commercial.

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