Monday Night Mayhem
-January 11th, 1999-
"Stunning" Sid Stevens & The Lady Killers
Vs.
Punisher, Spawn, & Rancid
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Mike Powers - Ladies and gentleman the following contest is a 6 man tag team match. Coming to the ring representing the Hell's Warriors at a total combined weight of 765 pounds here are The Punisher, Spawn and Rancid!
"The Unforgiven" by Metallica plays over the PA as The Punisher leads out Spawn and Rancid to the ring. All three men recieve a good pop from the Texan crowd as they enter the ring awaiting the cWo
Mike Powers - And their opponents being accompanied to the ring by Miss Susan Saxton representing the Canadian World Order. At a total combined weight of 790 pounds here are "Stunning" Sid Stevens and The Lady Killers, Pimp Daddy Cain and Buckmaster!
Susan Saxton escorts the three members of the cWo to the ring to a chorous of whistles and cheers. Susan Saxton joins Ru at ringside to watch the match as her cWo members slide into the ring and quickly go after the Hell's Warriors. Sam Slick immediately calls for the bell to get this match underway
"Stunning" Sid Stevens clotheslines Rancid to the mat as The Lady Killers launch themselves at The Punisher and Spawn as all four men head over the top rope to the floor below. "Stunning" Sid Stevens begins to stomp away on Rancid then picks him up by the hair and delivers some knife edged chops to the chest of the dazed Rancid. Rancid is leaning on the ropes as Stevens lands some stiff european uppercuts. Stevens now sends Rancid into the ropes with an irish whip. He rebounds and is met with a dropkick that has been exectuted perfectly by "Stunning" Sid Stevens.
Now on the outside of the ring The Punisher has taken advantage of Buckmaster as he has him on the guardrail and is choking him with his boot. Pimp Daddy Cain is brawling with Spawn as they are headed to the concession stand. The Punisher just gave Buckmaster a clothesline that sent him over the guardrail! The Punisher now up on top of the guardrail and lands an elbow smash.
Back in the ring Sid Stevens twists the arm of Rancid. Rancid now with a spin, nip up and an arm twist of his own on Stevens. Stevens now over near the ropes and uses them as support as he does a back flip over and comes off and connects with a clothesline on Rancid. Stevens now choking Rancid and Sam Slick begins to count 1..2..3..4..5 Stevens breaks the hold and continues to wear down Rancid.
Up in the concession stand Pimp Daddy Cain is pounding Spawn with a bag of potatoes and has him dazed. PDC now grabs some popcicle sticks and forces them into Spawn's mouth where he is forcing him to say "awe" and shoving packets of vinegar down his throat and then dumps some stale milk from the coffee tray down his throat as well! OH MY GOD! PDC is hi-5'ing the fans BUT SPAWN CRACKS A TRAY ON THE BACK OF PDC'S HEAD! Spawn now grabs PDC's hair and throws him into the kitchen area over the counter. Spawn leaps over the counter in pursuit.
Back down on the ring apron The Punisher is holding "Stunning" Sid Stevens but Buckmaster pulls The Punisher off the apron and Stevens back body drops Rancid to the outside! Susan Saxton excuses herself from Ru's company and heads over to Rancid where she starts kicking his ribs in and finally slaps him before sending him back into the ring where Stevens is there to pick up where she left off. Rancid is on his knees and Stevens is slapping him across the face. OUT OF NOWHERE RANCID WITH A SMALL PACKAGE! 1..2..KICKOUT by Stevens! Stevens is quick to his feet and lands a knee drop on Rancid.
Out on the floor The Punisher is manhandling Buckmaster with power! The Punisher now clinching him in a bearhug and IT'S A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ONTO SOME CHAIRS AT RINGSIDE! The Punisher now picking Buckmaster up and IT'S THE MERCY BOMB ONTO MORE CHAIRS! BUCKMASTER IS OUT! The Punisher is heading up to the canteen/kitchen area to help out Spawn who right now is being shoved into an oven?!?
Inside the ring Rancid has gained the upperhand and has Stevens in a headlock. Rancid now WITH A SNAP SUPLEX INTO A PINNING COMBINATION! 1..2..KICKOUT by Stevens! Rancid now back on with the headlock but Stevens is now on one knee and is up! He drives some hard elbows into the gut of Rancid which knocks the wind out of him. Stevens now leaps on the second rope and IT'S THE STUNNSAULT! Stevens now dragging Rancid into the middle of the ring and HE'S LOCKED ON THE EGO TAMER! THE PUNISHER AND SPAWN ARE COMING BACK DOWN TO RINGSIDE BUT IT'S TOO LATE! Rancid tapped out and "Stunning" Sid Stevens immediately slides out of the ring to avoid punishment by The Punisher who is ticked off! The cWo celebrate and head backstage!
Mike Powers - The winners of this match The Canadian World Order!
Ru - Well I really enjoyed that match, how about you Big D?
Big Danny Cool - Well if I had Susan Saxton sitting on my lap I would have enjoyed it too.
Ru - Yeah she just came over and sat on my lap and we talked about the first thing that popped up.
Big Danny Cool - Yeah I bet.
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