| Quote | Submitted By | Identified By | Character | Episode |
| "just stay calm Frinky these babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix" | Test | Answer Man | Professor Frink | The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace |
| "i have a photographic memory. i know pi to 40,000 places. the last digit is one." | George M | Antonio Lopez | Apu | Marge In Chains |
| "No, I'm quite lowbrow" | Ted K | Jack Mantell | Cameraman | Krusty Gets Kancelled |
| "They expect me to stay here from 9 to 5? Thats... how many hours? 10... 11... denominator... wheres Lisa when you need her?" | Hari | Hari | Homer | City of NY vs. Homer J Simpson |
| "Don't let the picture fool you. Just because it's a little slow in the roof ... I forget how the rest of it goes." | George M | George M | Jasper | Bart the Lover |
| "na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, LEAD-ER (repeat)" | Tom H | Jack Mantell | ensemble | The Joy of Sect |
| "Slow and steady wins the race." | Suzanne R. | Jessi C. | Marge | Bart The Mother |
| "Does anyone have change for a button?" | George M. | Chris Z | Mr. Burns | Miracle on Evergreen Terrace |
| "Mr. Marooka ... HELLLPPP!" | George M. | Perry B | pimple-faced teen | Lard of the Dance |
| Martin T | teenage Krustyburger worker | Lard of the Dance | ||
| "Hi, hi, hi.. bye. Hi!" | Frazier L. | Phaen | Akira | In Marge We Trust |
| "if you're looking for something to do, why don't you start a new twine ball?" | Michael E. | |||
| "Can't talk, coming down.." | Perlman5 | |||
| "is the poop deck really what i think it is?" | Tracy I | Sam G | Homer | Simpson Tide |
| "So I says yeah? well maybe i dont have your money! You baloney!" | jwiebe_642 |
| Quote | Submitted By | Identified By | Character | Episode |
| "Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. [buzz] A date. [buzz] Dinner with friends. [buzz] Dinner alone. [buzz] Watching TV alone. [buzz] All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. [buzz] [weakly] Sears catalog. [ding] [angry] Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! [buzz]" | N/A | N/A | Moe | Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two |
| "Uh...I...no." | N/A | N/A | Homer | You Only Move Twice |
| "Ohhh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head! (screen fades to black) Oh, no, please no... I have a funny story, if you listen. I even wrote theme music, listen! Ahh-ha, hey hey. Professor Frink, Professor Frink He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think. He likes to run. And then the thing with the.. person.. Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay." | N/A | N/A | Professor Frink | 22 Short Films About Springfield |
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