EWA Presents

July 15, 1998

 Derek: "Welcome to another Violently Brutal, totally Extreme Night here in Sunny, well it's dark now, Rochester New York."

Tyler: "Hehe. Well, it looks as if I get to witness the brutal action of the EWA up close for the second straight week!"

Derek: "Yes, Jim Davis is once again out on vacation. How he managed to compile a months worth of vacation in a single week. Well, he's a much better negotiator than I am."

Tyler: "Well, I guess so, but it doesn't really bother me. Of course, we all know who the better commentator is anyways.."

Derek: "Thanks, anyway things have been slow here in the EWA as of late. Two of our three champions are out winning the EWWF Tournament, so we've had to depend on several newcomers to fill the ranks."

Tyler: "Yes we have. JD Freeman and Fang have been out doing their best to win the tourney, but several newcomers have filled the role for a while. It gives the new guys a chance to be in the spotlight. Know what I mean?"

Derek: "Speaking of the spotlight. Our first match tonight spot lights two relative newcomers here in the EWA. It's an intense rivalry over who gets to kick Cyris' ass. Capitol Punishment. So tell me Tyler who do you think wins."

Tyler: "Hmm... Well, from last week, my predictions haven't been all that great. LoneWolf and Capital Punishment are both great newcomers. I'd have to go with Capital Punishment though."

Derek: "I really think that Dingo will play a part in this. I have to go with CP to, but just because Lonewolf's howl is starting to bring back obscene memories."

Lonewolf vs. Capitol Punishment

Lightning crashes effect hits the entranceway as Capital Punishment makes his way down the ramp. As he slaps hands with the fans Dingo and Lonewolf attack him from behind with chairs. CP goes down hard. The two men begin pounding on the back of his head with the chairs. Lonewolf drops an elbow. LW gets up and directs Dingo back to the dressing room. Dingo refuses at first, but reluctantly goes. LW then picks up CP and drags him to the cage. LW puts CP on his shoulder and climbs to the top of the cage. LW jumps from the top and executes a power slam. CP and LW are both hurt. The mat has a tear in it. LW is the first to his feet. He stomps CP a few times, then picks him up by the hair. He whips him into the ropes and connects with a flying forearm. LW goes to the top rope and guillotines CP. CP is grabbing his neck. It may be broken. LW howls to the crowd. LW locks a reverse chin lock adding pressure to CP's neck. The ref checks for the choke and to see if CP will quit. CP refuses and slowly gets back to his feet. An elbow to the midsection by CP has no effect on LW, another one with the same effect on LW. LW whips him into the ropes and drop kicks him into the cage. He picks up CP and repeatedly slams his head into the cage. LW rakes CP's head against the cage. CP is bleeding! His face is cut wide open. LW picks him up for a bodyslam but runs straight into the cage. The bigger CP is down. The crowd raises to their feet as Dingo makes his way back down to the ring. LW looks at Dingo and tells him to leave. The distraction leads CP to connect with a clothesline driving LW's head into the cage. CP is now slamming LW's face into the cage. LW is bleeding! A big bodyslam by CP. CP off the ropes with a leg drop. CP grabs a leg and applies a reverse toehold. Dingo is pacing around the ring, screaming at LW to get up. LW kicks out of the hold but CP quickly recovers with an elbow drop. CP picks up LW for a powerbomb in the center of the ring. CP goes for the cover but notices Dingo starting to climb the cage. CP gets up and kicks the cage, causing Dingo to fly into the guardrail. CP goes back to LW and picks him up for another powerbomb. But he doesn't let go! CP picks him up again and power bombs him! He's doing it again, a third powerbomb! One more time! CP picks him and drives him through the mat. LW is hurting. CP goes to a corner and slowly climbs the top rope. Dingo, on the other side of the ring, is climbing to the top of the cage. CP jumps down and runs to the other side. Dingo is on top of the cage. CP goes to knock him by climbing up and meeting him there. But Dingo leaps over CP and nails LW with a frog splash! Dingo picks him up and hits the Bad Moon Rising! LW is out! Dingo points down to LW and screams for the cover. CP looking a bit confused goes for the covering staring at Dingo the whole time as the ref counts for the one...two...three! CP slowly gets up and leaves the cage.

Winner Capitol Punishment via Dingo

Tyler: "Well, Derek. I guess we were both correct. Capital Punishment takes the win after Dingo nails LoneWolf. Exciting action so far."

Derek: "I know, and it's being brought to you on CVBC. Criminally Violent Broadcasting Corporation has been a proud sponsor of the EWA for over 4 months now."

Derek: "I believe it's Da Pigg, what an obnoxious name, taking on one of DI, Connor Chambers."

Tyler: " Oh boy. I'm going to have to go with the former Cyber champ, Connor Chambers for this one. For one reason, he's with D.I.. Another reason, ANYONE with Da Pigg as a name won't really go anywhere."

Derek: "Except maybe the slaughterhouse."

Tyler: "Well, of course.. Anyways, lets see what this Pigg can do in the ring, shall we?"

Derek: "Oink, Oink."

Chambers vs. Pig

As we look to the ring we see that Da Pigg has already made his way into the cage. He is looking very determined and anxious to get this match going. Suddenly Connor Chambers' theme music blares over the loudspeakers and he makes his way to the ring accompanied by the lovely Yvonne. CC gingerly walks through the ropes into the cage and is immediatley attacked by DP. The technicians turn the electricity in the cage on and this one is under way.

Pigg hits CC with a few double axe handles to the back of his skull, which sends CC to one knee. He then rakes connors eyes and picks him up off the ground. Immediately CC hits Pigg in the gut and begins a flurry of punches to his bloated face. He then does a russian leg sweep which knocks most of the wind out of DP. Connor gets up and carefully climbs the top ropes to execute a suicide dive but DP is quick to his feet and is able to throw CC off the ropes to the mat. DP then picks him up and runs executing a perfect spinning heel kick which knocks one of Connors teeth loose. DP then picks CC off the mat only to send him back down with a devastating tomb stone piledriver. DP is happy with himself and turns to get a reaction from the fans. While he's distracted CC gets to his feet and gives DP a quick hard left to the eye. DP is not all that hurt however and he retaliates with a few quick punches of his own. He then steps back and attempts a flying shoulder block but CC side steps it and sends Da Piggs head straight into the electrified cage. DP is now bleeding from the top of his electrucuted head and you can see smoke rising off it. Connor takes full advantage and executes a swinging neck breaker followed by a DDT. Both these moves have an enormous effect on the bleeding out of shape PIgg. CC picks DP up and attempt to Irish whip him into the side of the cage but DP uses what's left of his energy and reverses it. Connor is sent into the cage and comes out slowly with his back badly burned and his whole body in a state of electronic shock. Pigg takes advantage and puts CC in a dragon sleeper hold. Connor tries his best to fight it but it looks as if it's no use. He looks to be slowly going unconscious from the lack of oxygen to the brain. The ref lifts CC's arm in the air and it drops. 1....2....the arm stayed up! Connor now seems to have a burst of energy as he runs backward ramming Da Piggs back into the electrified cage. A thousand shock waves of electricity seem to pulsate through DP 's body. Even Connor can feel some shocks. DP fries like bacon in a pan, he is shaking every which way and blood begins to pour from his ears and mouth before CC finally lets him go. Connor falls to his knees, obviously also stunned. But DP definately got the worst of it as he falls to the ground face first and barely moves except for the occasional twitch. Connor makes his way to his feet and rolls DPs electrified body over and goes for the cover. 1....2....kickout! wow...did he mean to kick out or was it just his now spastic arms and legs that did it for him? Who knows but either way Connor is going to have to find another way to beat this guy. He stands up and proceeds to hook Da Pigg into a figure four leglock. Thehold is hooked tight and,although CC is close to the ropes, DP is not. DP screams in intense agony as CC tries to put as much pressure as possible on that leg. I think he may want to snap the leg! Pigg fight with all he has and finally gets in position to turn the hold. CC is fighting trying to prevent that from happening but there is nothing he can do. Pigg has turned the hold! Now it is Connors turn to scream in agony as his leg is the one in danger of snapping. He reaches out and as a last resort grabs the electrified cage to get Pigg to break the hold. Shock waves go through Connor but defintly not as many that went through DP. Pigg breaks the hold and Connor lays there in pain. Now both men have trouble getting to their feet but still both do at exactly the same time. Pigg lunges for Connor who again side steps him and gets him in a drop toe hold. Connor then puts an ankle lock on Piggs injured leg and begins another attempt at snapping the ankle. Pigg screams in agony but seeing as his only other option is to grab that cage again he just taps out and probably saves his life.

Winner : Connor Chambers

Tyler: "Well, the Pig got slaughtered in that match up. Connor Chambers with another impressive win here on the EWA WNW.."

Derek: "You call that impressive, no when he did the dive off the memorial, now that was impressive. Today he just took out the trash."

Tyler: "Yea, I guess so. Seeing it live though doesn't always happen for me. It always seems much better when you are watching live. That dive WAS pretty damn impressive though, I have to admit. I love this non-stop action.. Whats next?"

Derek: "Hmm, seems it's DI vs IoV. The EX Mr. Wednesday Night takes on Softcore."

Tyler: "Ahh... Chance Charles battles Ray Simmons for the third time here. They have had great matches before, and this one shouldn't be any different. By the way, I love these stable matches! It just builds up to the next PPV, Stable Wars."

Derek: "I know, it's too cool. Wait, I'm much to mature to say too cool. How about extravagantly violent."

Charles vs. Simmons

Fade to the EWA Wrestler entrance, where red and blue lights are flashing...mist comes out of the entrance way, and "Hells Bells" by AC/DC begins playing over the loudspeakers...suddenly, "Hardcore" Ray Simmons walks out, and shakes his arms to loosen up as he walks. The fans are sticking their hands out to get a high five from Ray Simmons, and he grants their wishes...as Simmons enters the ring, he pulls off his IoV t-shirt. Suddenly, "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple plays over the loudspeakers, and Chance Charlesstruts out in a Devastation Inc. t-shirt...he raises his arms over his head, but all he gets are boos and jeers. He begins walking to the ring in a calm fashion. As he gets into the ring, he and Simmons begin having a stare down in the center of the ring...both are muttering obcenities to each other. The ref splits them up, and then signals the timekeeper to ring the bell...the bell rings and Simmons and Charles go into a collar-and-elbow tie up. Simmons backs Charles into a corner, and is told to let go...as Simmons lets go, he shoves Charles back into the corner...Charles responds with a slap to the face, and then Simmons and him begin brawling and exchanging blows!! Charles tackles Simmons to the canvas and begins punching away on Simmons's head! The ref tries to pull him back, but it doesn't work...finally, Charles gets up, and Simmons goes to the outside of the ring. Simmons looks to have a small cut above his eye, as a result of the punches from Charles...as Charles gets near the ropes. Simmons trips him up and drags him to the outside! Charles is in no-man's land! Simmons picks up a chair and just whacks Charles over the head with it! Charles looks like he no-sells, but instead, he does a Flair flop and falls to the concrete! Simmons is giving Charles no mercy! He picks up Charles, and whacks him over the head with the chair again! Charles has a small cut on the side of his head! The ref is counting, and Simmons throws Charles back into the ring, along with the chair...Simmons grabs Charles and signals for the Doomsday Device! But wait! Suicide King is on the apron! Suicide King is pointing at Simmons and is yelling at him! Wait! Here comes "The Extreme One" Tommy Grayson! Grayson whacks Suicide King on the back with a chair!! Wait, what's this? Grayson has a SPIKE!! He takes the spike and gores Suicide King right in the forehead with it! Blood is pouring out of SK's head, and down his attire! There's blood all over the place!! Meanwhile, in the ring, as Simmons goes for the Doomsday Device, Chance Charles reverses it into a back body drop! Charles checks his wound, and goes up to the top rope...FLYING DROPKICK AND HE HITS IT ON THE MARK!!! Charles covers Simmons...1, 2, NO!! Simmons kicks out in time! Charles picks up Simmons, and bashes his head against the turnbuckle...knifedge chop by Charles, and the crowd goes "WHOOOO!!!!!"...Charles whips Simmons to the other side, and Charles tries a stinger-splash type maneuver, but he misses! Simmons is still dazed, though! Simmons takes Charles...VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Simmons covers Charles...1, 2, NO!!! Charles gets his shoulder up! Charles is dazed...Simmons kicks Charles in the midsection...he goes for the Doomsday Device again, but Charles nails him with a low blow!!! Charles with a beautifully executed DDT, the cover...1, 2, NO!! Simmons kicks out within an inch of his life! Charles is getting frustrated...Tommy Grayson is pounding his fist on the mat, and now, here comes Johnny Sledge! Sledge is distracting Charles...Simmons comes in from behind and rolls up Charles! 1, 2, NO!! Charles kicks out within a split-second! Simmons connects with a short clothesline and knocks Charles to the canvas...cover by Simmons...1, 2, NO!! Charles kicks out! Simmons is confronting the ref about the count...Charles is quickly recovering...Charles rebounds from the ropes...BULLDOG ON SIMMONS!!! Charles goes to the top rope...450 SPLASH, AND HE HITS THE MARK!!!!! 1, 2, 3!!! CHANCE CHARLES WINS!!! Wait, here comes Sledge and Grayson, and they're pounding on Charles! Johnny Sledge is in Charles's face, and yelling at him and taunting him Wait, here comes Christine Blossom, Grayson's ex-wife! She's pleading for Grayson to stop! Grayson lets go of Chance, who is now a mess. Johnny Sledge begins stomping on him...Grayson confronts Christine face-to-face...wait! He grabs her by the hair, puts her between his legs...and LIGER BOMBS HER ON THE CANVAS!!!! Christine Blossom is hurt!! Simmons is just pulling himself up, and he looks like he doesn't look too happy...Sledge holds Chance for him...Simmons executes the Doomsday Device on Charles! The IoV high five each other, and then leave the ring, as EMTs come to the ringside area to tend to Chance, who is busted wide open as a result of the "spiking", and Christine Blossom who has paid for last week via a Liger Bomb from Tommy Grayson.

 

Winner: Chance Charles

Tyler: "Well, that was a great matchup by two of the biggest stars here in the EWA. A verdict was finally made between these two, and Chance Charles comes out the winner."

Derek: "Yeah, and he paid for it. What about poor Christine, when JD hears about this, he's gonna explode. I going to enjoy when those two square off in the ring."

Tyler: "Yea, I would have to say the same thing. Sparks are going to fly when those two meet, whenever that happens."

Derek: "Damn, but this is going to be a violent night. Three matches, three ass kickings, and at least that much more to come."

Tyler: "Definitely Derek. Of course, that is what the EWA is all about. Violence, beatings and ass kickings."

Derek: "I don't think you could find this in the Hard-knocks, that's for damn sure."

Tyler: "Hehe. I'd have to agree with that very much. There is nothing better than EWA. Plain and simple."

Derek: "We were speaking of ass kickings, well the wrestler whose ass even you could kick is up next taking on the infallible Nate Walker."

Tyler: "Well, I think I know who Nate Walker's opponent is then, Derek. None other than Rob Riot. The unofficial jobber here in the EWA."

Derek: "Unofficial hell, I heard judge wouldn't even return his phone calls."

Tyler: "Haha... Well, thats sad news then. Otherwise, Walker is going to have a field day with Riot."

 

The Extreme-Tron comes on and you see the view of the parking area. Barricades have been put up and a large group of fans stand out there waiting for the Parking lot brawl. The make shift PA system come on and "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones begins to play as Nate Walker runs out of the entrance to a good reaction from the crowd. He is wearing a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt. Heavy pads cover his knees and elbows.

"Vietnow" by Rage Against the Machine begins to play and the crowd begins to boo. You see a few fans wearing Riot Squad T-shirts, but the majority of fans are anti Riot Squad. The music continues to play and there is no sign of Riot. Nate begins to look around wondering where Riot is. A car pulls into the parking lot. It appears to be driven by Helldorado. It stops and Riot jumps out. He is wearing his wrestling trunks and a cut up Riot Squad sweatshirt. He makes his way through the crowd and is carrying a heavy looking chain. Walker does not see him and Riot runs up behind him, the chain wrapped around his fist. He punches Nate in the back and you can hear the air explode from his lungs as he goes down. Riot continues to punch Nate in the back. He unwraps the chain from around his hand and wraps it around Walker's neck. He continues choking Nate as he struggles to his feet.

Nate jams an elbow into Riot's stomach making him loosen his grip. Nate spins around, grabs Riot in a waist lock and nails a belly-to-back suplex. Riot's head and back hit hard on the concrete and he drops the chain. Nate picks up the chain and struggles to his feet. He begins to whip Riot across the back with the chain. He wraps the chain around his fist, measures Riot and nails him between the eyes. A huge cut opens on Riot's forehead as he falls to his back. Walker wastes no time and jumps on him for the cover. The referee begins to count….1….2….Riot kicks out.

Nate grabs Riot by the hair. He starts pulling Riot towards the wall. He goes to throw him head first into the wall, but Riot stops short, reverses it and Walker goes shoulder first into the wall with a loud thud. Riot catches him on the rebound and arm drags him onto the concrete,. Nate shoulder hits hard and he rolls around on the ground, holding his injured arm. Riot begins to stomp of Nate's shoulder. He picks him up and rams him into the wall two times. Nate is down and Riot begins looking for some plunder to use against his opponent. He spots an empty beer keg. He picks it up and slams it over Walker's back. Nate stands, kind of wobbly. Riot raises the beer keg a second time, but Nate kicks him in the gut, doubling him over and causing him to drop the keg. Walker picks up the keg and nails Riot across the back of the neck. Riot stumbles backwards. Nate puts the keg down, runs back and sprints forward, using the keg as a springboard. He flies at Riot and nails him with a big drop kick. Nate lands on his shoulder and is slow to get up. Nate slowly makes his way over to his opponent and goes to grab him, but gets nailed with a low blow.

Both men stagger to their feet. Off in the distance, you can hear the sound of truck speeding towards the parking lot. It gets closer and crashes through the barricade as fans scramble to get out of the way. Riot jumps out of the way. As the 1998 black Jeep Grand Cherokee races towards Walker, you can see it is being driven by Rage. Walker dives out of the way and the Jeep goes crashing into a wall. Rage jumps out, sees the damage to his truck and runs at Walker, hitting him with a big clothesline. He begins to stomp Walker into oblivion. Dustin Warchild runs out of the arena wielding a bat. He runs up behind Rage and crashes the bat over his head. The bat splinters into pieces as Rage crumbles to the ground. Warchild picks up Rage and throws into a bunch of trashcans. Dustin picks up one of the trashcans and slams it over Rage's back. Rage gets up and the two men continue to brawl amid all the scattered garbage cans.

Helldorado sees Rage and Warchild fighting. He grabs a tire iron from his car, runs over and nails Warchild in the back of the knee. Warchild falls to the crowd and the two members of the Riot Squad beat on the fallen wrestler.

Meanwhile, Walker runs over to Riot and nails him with the beer keg. He drags him down a runway towards a loading ramp.. He climbs onto the loading ramp and pulls Riot up after him. He picks up Riot and looks like he is trying to attempt to power bomb him off of the ramp. Nate's shoulder gives out and he is unable to lift Riot. Riot reverses and back body drops Nate off of the ramp. Riot jumps off and hits Walker with a flying elbow . He covers Nate.The referee makes the count .1…..2….3…no… Walker lifts his shoulder at the last second. Riot can't believe it.

Rage and Helldorado continue to beat on Warchild. They pick him up and attempt to spear him into the side of a truck. "The Train" comes running out, still wearing his street clothes. He is carrying a trashcan. He drops the can over Helldorato's head. He picks up the tire iron and cracks Rage across the head, opening a big gash. "The Train" dropkicks the trashcan, which is over Helldorado's head, sending him flying into the side of the truck. The trash can comes off and Wayne and Helldorado battle it out while Warchild and Rage continue their fight.

Riot has picked up walker and is carrying him up the runway. He stops and nails Walker to the concrete with a huge side walk(no pun intended) slam. Nate is barely moving. Riot picks him up and drags him over to a dumpster. Riot attempts to throw Walker, head first, into the dumpster, but he puts on the brakes and nails Riot's head into the dumpster. Nate lets out a huge scream and the remaining crowd goes crazy. He slams Riot's head into the dumpster one more time and then nails him with lefts and rights.

Riot tries to escape and begins to climb the dumpster. Nate follows and the two enemies are battling on top of the dumpster. They trade fists, but appear to be tiring. Nate nails Riot in the gut and picks him up, going for a tombstone pile driver. Nate is too weak to hold the move and it is reversed and now Riot has Walker set for the piledriver. Riot has a smile on his bloody face as he jumps and nails his finisher, the Riot Squad. The weight of both men causes the top of the dumpster to buckle. Both men fall down into the dumpster. A few minutes pass and you see Walker start to emerge. No! Walker is unconscious and it is Riot Pushing him out of the dumpster. Walker lands on the ground with a thud and Riot jumps on top of him. The ref makes the count….1…..2…..3….Rob Riot Wins. What a great win for the Riot Squad!

Riot does not appear to finish yet he picks up Walker as a man comes running out. . He is wearing a Riot Squad T-shirt and carrying a chair wrapped in barbwire. It's Flame. Flame appears to be back in the EWA and it looks like he is a member of the Riot Squad. He cracks Nate over the head with the chair, sending him down to the concrete. Both Riot and Flame continue to beat on Walker as "The Train" battles Helldorado and Warchild fights with Rage. Security rushes out to break up the brawl. The camera switches to the inside the arena. The fans are going crazy.

Winner Rob Riot

Derek: "Oh my God, Tell me it's not true. Rob Riot just beat Nate Walker."

Tyler: "Uhhh....... I'm speechless. Uhh..errr..umm...what the hell just happened?!?!?"

Derek: "It looks like to me that Rob Riot has had a lot of conditioning lately. He just plain outlasted Nate in that match."

Tyler: "Well... I guess so! The Riot squad has actually won a match. I don't think Nate Walker will be getting any accolades anytime soon..."

Derek: "Well, I have to admit there was some pretty severe interference from the Riot Squad. But at least Nate showed he had a couple of friends in Dustin Warchild, and Wayne the Train. If they hadn't come out it would have been a lot worse. It was a surprise to see Flame joining the Riot Squad."

Tyler: "Yea. To be honest, it wasn't a good move for Flame to join the Riot squad.. Of course, now the Riot squad has someone who may actually do well, although he DID join the Riot squad. NOT a smart descision in my book."

Derek: "Never hitch a ride on a sinking ship, my pappy always told me that. But who knows, maybe the riot squad is on a turn around."

Tyler: " Like I said before... ANYTHING can happen here. I mean, Rob Riot just won a match! So, who knows."

Derek: "I do believe that it's time for one Dustin Warchild to face the man who's on a highway to poughkipsee or hell, whichever he gets to first."

The fans begin to crowd around the outside of the arena as the bell sounds for the Highway to Hell match up. The bell rings, as all of a sudden, "Riders on the storm" by the "Doors" plays over the outside speakers as Drifter makes his way outside to a mixed reaction. Drifter stands in the open area as the crowd begins to cheer a bit louder. "More human than human" by "White Zombie" blares over the speakers as Dustin Warchild makes his way from the arena out to the outside, near the highway.

Warchild jumps at Drifter immediately as the crowd goes nuts. Drifter falls down and Warchild hits him with a chair. Dustin repeatedly hits the chair over Drifters head, causing him to bleed. Warchild lifts up Drifter on his shoulder and slams him on the asphalt! Drifter grabs his lower back in pain as chants for "Dustin, Dustin" are heard. Warchild drags Drifter over to an old truck with a flatbed. The two get on the back and trade fists. Warchild gets the advantage, and calls for a powerbomb on the truck! He attempts to get the big man up, but Drifter backdrops him off and onto the ground! Ouch, Dustin lays on the ground in pain as Drifter splashes onto him. He covers! One...two...No! Dustin Warchild gets the shoulder up, as Drifter gets back to his feet. Drifter rips off his bandanna and begins choking Warchild with it. Warchild seems badly hurt as Drifter begins playing to the crowd. They begin to boo him out and a loud "Death Row sucks!" chant is heard. With this, Dustin sneaks up from Drifter who isn't paying any attention... Warchild grabs a chair wrapped in barbwire and SMACKS it over Drifter's head! The wire sticks into the back of Drifters head as he is bleeding profusely! Dustin turns Drifter around and lifts him up. Suplex onto a car!! Drifter cracks the shatterproof windshield as he lays there. Warchild jumps on him and covers! One..two..thr.nooo!! Drifter somehow managed to kick out of that awesome manuever! Warchild is going on a warpath, literally destroying Drifter in his own specialty matchup. Dustin grabs a shopping cart from the parking lot and slams Drifter into it! Drifter lays head first inside as Dustin grabs the cart. He gets a running start, then PUSHES the cart down the hill!! Oh my gosh!!!! The cart flips over a few times, and it rams into another car to stop its path! A huge dent is shown on the car as the cart lays sideways on the ground. Drifter is laying there, not moving an inch. Warchild walks down to where Drifter is, taking a pretty long time to do so. As he does this, Dustin lifts Drifter out of the cart. As he does this, a red car flies past Warchild, grazing him on the knee! The car stops, and out walks the members of the Death Row!!!! Cyris, O.G., and Verge get out of the car and begin hammering Dustin Warchild with various weapons. Drifter falls back to the ground, but Dustin is being pummeled by chairs, baseball bats and barbwire!! The ref tells the members to leave, but they aren't going to just yet! Finally, other refs and security take the members and escort them away from the area.

Both Drifter and Warchild lay on the pavement as the fans anxiously await for the two to get back to their feet. The ref counts to nine as Drifter gets up to his feet. He lifts up Warchild and heaves him over his shoulder, carrying him up to the area where the match is supposed to be. Drifter again looks at the crowd while a seemingly helpless Dustin Warchild is draped over his shoulder. All of a sudden.. BAM!!! Out of nowhere, Warchild DDT's Drifter to the ground! The crowd is going nuts as both men lay on the cement.. Drifter looks out as Dustin slowly inches his way up onto Drifter. He makes it, and covers! one....two......thre..noooooo!!! Drifter kicks out! I don't know how he did it, but this match is still going to continue! Warchild is getting angered, as he sets up two chairs next to a jeep. The two get up and begin brawling over by the jeep, but Dustin wins it again. Drifter falls to his knees, but Warchild Irish whips him... Drifter smacks into the front of the jeep hard as the crowd gives an oohh.. Warchild lifts up Drifter and face slams him on the chairs! Ouch, that's going to hurt the ribs.

Dustin Warchild sets the Drifter on the chairs perfectly across with him as he climbs on top of the jeep, with a barbwire chair in his hand.. Warchild takes a few seconds, then jumps into a leg drop.... Drifter moves!! Warchild smacks the steel chairs with the barbwire under his legs!! Warchild screams horribly in pain as the barbwire sticks into his thighs. Drifter notices Warchild is hurt, so he gets back up and immediately goes to work on him. Drifter climbs on the jeep and hits a massive powerbomb! Warchild bounces off of the hood of the car, but Drifter lifts him up again! Oh my!! Powerbomb from the jeep onto the cement floor!

This war looks FAR from over! Drifter looks pissed off as he grabs a table by a garbage can. What is he doing?!?!?!? Drifter puts the table on the hood of a corvette as good as he can, while Dustin lays on the ground hurt... Drifter grabs Warchild and attempts to lift him up, but Dustin blocks it and forearms Drifter a few times. The two begin to brawl on top of the car with the table set up as the crowd heat begins to pick up. Warchild is fighting back with fists and kicks, but Drifter will not go down. Warchild grabs a chair as Drifter is turned around, and nails him with it over the head! Drifter falls off of the car and back onto the pavement! Warchild screams to the crowd and gets ready to jump, but he slips on the side of the car and falls to the ground very hard! Warchild lays there in pain, as well as mad for messing up. Drifter walks over by Warchild and power slams him over near the road. Drifter hooks Dustin's arms and is calling for the Highway Robbery! He goes for it, but Dustin stands up, thus flipping Drifter over and onto the asphalt! All of a sudden, this car is seen driving at Drifter.. Drifter does not see it, but WHAM!! The car collides with Drifter, literally knocking him senseless and to a bloody pulp! Warchild looks up at the car and notices who it is. Its his brother, Devil Charger!! Oh my! Death Row interferes earlier, and Devil Charger interferes now! Warchild lifts up a limp Drifter and climbs onto a truck. He lifts up Drifter and... ITS OVER! Warchild hits the warblaster from the truck as he covers! The ref counts.. One..two...three!! Dustin Warchild wins the match!

Winner: Dustin Warchild via: Warblaster on top of a truck

Tyler: "Dustin Warchild with a dramatic victory here in this Highway to Hell match up. His brother sure did help out a bit, wouldn't you say?"

Derek: "Something that ugly has a brother. Damn now I know I'm going to be sick."

Tyler: "Hehe. Tell me about it. Well, if you ever have to puke, turn to the left so I don't get hit."

Derek: "Speaking of turning to the left, I heard that was the way Grayson had to squat so little tommy didn't spray all over him."

Tyler: "Ooooh.. Big words by one Derek Ash. Just hope Tommy didn't hear that, even if it is true!"

Derek: "What's he going to do, beat up an announcer. That would show just how much of a man he is, first Christine and now me."

Tyler: "Yea. I guess he is part of the Innovators of Violence though.. ( laughs )"

Derek: "Hmm, yeah they are caveman, speaking of that did you happen to watch Planet of the Apes, I did see a very distinct similarity between one of the big apes with guns and Tommy Grayson."

Tyler: "Haha. I knew he reminded me of someone, but I just couldn't point out who it was."

Derek: "Anyway on to our main event. The last and most formidable match of the night. Will Grayson have a Train wreck? Will Wayne be able to handle the entire Innovators of Violence squad? Stay tuned after this commericial from EXlax the EXtreme EXterminators of EXcess WASTE."

 

((The announcer comes to the ring and the ring bell tolls 3 times...And the announcer starts his calling..))

 

Ring Announcer: Welcome to the EWA main event. This is a Barb Wire Death Match. The ring will be surrounded by broken glass and thumbtacks. This match will also be for the EWA North American Cyber Championship. Coming to the ring....the challenger. Standing at 6'5". Weighing in at 277 pounds. The King of the Train Wreck...Wayne The Train Rothschild.

 

(("Bulls on Parade" from Rage Against the Machine blares through the audio system and the crowd goes ballistic. They start to chant ...Choo.Choo...and Rothschild comes from behind the stage to a screaming crowd. He is wearing a black T-shirt and wrestling trunks and looks very focused. He slaps the hands of the fans as he makes his way down the aisle and gingerly enters the Barb Wire rope ring and climbs up on one of the turnbuckles and raises his hands in the fans approval and steps down and takes his shirt off and throws it out into the awaiting fans and has a seat against the far turnbuckle and waits for the champion...))

 

Ring Announcer: Now coming to the ring standing at 6'2" and weighing in at a extreme 245 pounds. The North American Cyber Champion....he is the extreme showstopper...The Extreme One...Tommy Grayson !!

((" Paradise City" by Guns & Roses blares through the arena and Grayson gets a huge pop from the nutruel crowd. Pyros blow up around the stage and Grayson makes his way from behind the stage. He is wearing a IoV shirt and black trunks as well. Grayson has Patti D'Mour pour a water of bottle over his head drenching his hair and Grayson then send her away and makes his way down the ring with the belt over his shoulder. He stops midway and gives a young girl a peck on the cheek who faints and continues his entrance and also slowly makes his way in while Rothschild hatingly looks at him. Grayson yells to the crowd who yells back and gives his belt to the referee and throws his shirt at Rothschild's face. Rothschild charges at him but is stopped by the ref. Moments later two men come to the ring and start laying down the broken glass and thumbtacks around the ring. Now that the floor is saturated with debris the ref calls for the bell. Rothschild and Grayson walk towards each other and Rothschild immitates the belt around his waste and Grayson spits in his face. Rothschild smiles and looks around and all of the sudden...WHACK...he smacks Grayson and it's on...Grayson charges at Rothschild and pushes him into the barbed but midway WR stops him and reverses it and throws TG into the rope and rips a gash in the back of TG. He falls to his knees and WR picks him up while talking trash. Just as WR grabs TG hair...TG gives WR a lowblow knocking WR to his knees. TG gets up and tries to shake off the pain and picks up WR and throws him in to the ropes and he also gets a gash on his back. TG picks WR up again and throws him against the ropes again and follows with a clothesline that could take off his head. WR is laying motionless and TG starts to stomp him on his back. WR is writhing in pain. TG goes into his trunks and grabs a bag with a white substance in it...what could it be....OH MY GOD...it's salt and starts to smear it on WR back who SCREAMS in agony. His skin is taking a bubbling affect and he starts rolling around. TG continues to stomp him and then goes to the top rope..maybe for his finisher...WR stumbles up and hits the wire causing TG to fall on the barbed wire cutting his crotch area...and TG is now also screaming. WR tries to knock TG to the ground below and TG is holding on for dear life. WR finally gets up and hooks TG for a superplex and SLAMS him to the ring. Both men are already rolling and the match just started. WR picks up the bag and pours it on TG back and crotch area as well causing TG to scream and hold his crotch. WR picks up the weakened TG and heads towards the ropes and picks up TG and gives him a front suplex and drops his abdomen on the rigid wire tearing TG open. WR immediatley starts to pound on TG head and TG is holding on to the barbed wire so hard causing his hands to drip blood. TG starts throwing one handed punches at WR stumbling him back and finally gets enough room to re-enter the ring. TG kicks WR in the stomach and throws him into the corner turnbuckle and jumps on top of him and starts to deliver multiple punches to his head...1, 2,,3,,4,,5,6,,7,,8,,9,,10...and WR falls to the ground but TG continues to kick him causing blood to come out of WR mouth and the ref finally comes in and breaks it up. TG pushes the ref out of the way and picks up WR and slams him to the ground and drops a elbow on his head. He again picks up WR and throws him into the ropes and sets up for another clothsline and WR ducks..and spins TG around..giving him a POWERFUL short arm clothesline dropping TG on his ass. Both men lay motionless on the ground and the ref begins his ten count 1...2....3...4....5...6...7....8...WR gets up first. WR picks up TG and sets him up for a powerbomb and TG with every ounce of energy gives WR a backflip throwing WR out of the ring onto the debris below and TG falls to his knees. The crowd chants EWA...EWA...EWA and WR is writhing in the debris and rolling around in it causing serious damage. TG musters enough strength to climb the top turnbuckle and tries for a flying body press and at the last minute WR rolls out of the way and TG lands Front first and also screams in pain. WR covered in glass gets up and picks up TG and bodyslams him on the glass and tacks causing them to stick in his back and TG screams in pain. WR tries for another and TG gives another lowblow and grabs WR and sets him up for a piledriver on the glass and HITS IT... BLOOD shoots out of the head of WR. TG ...groggy throws WR in the ring and starts to play to the crowd. WR gets up and drives a clothesline onto TG dropping him. WR gets up FRANTICALLY and starts to dismantle the ring ropes and brings a peice over to TG head and starts to rip into his head and spews blood all over the ring. WR wraps his hand in the wire and the ref tries to interfere and WR lays him out causing the ref to scream. TG gets up and hits WR in the stomach and grabs him by the arm and tosses WR out into the debris since the ropes are now down. TG jumps down as not to cut himself and and grabs a handfull of debris and rubs it all over WR face. Both bloody warriors get back into the ring and TG powerbombs WR in the center of the ring.TG goes over to revive the ref and WR struggles to get up. TG turns around, and somehow manages to bounce to the top rope, and that's it, he just hit the showstopper. This ones all over. He covers and the ref grudgeingly counts it. 1.. 2.. 3..

Winner Tommy Grayson via Showstopper

Tyler: "Wow! Grayson gets the victory and holds on to his title! I don't really know how he did it, but he did somehow."

Derek: "Well Tyler, I'd say it was skill, I'd say it was talent, but hell my mother told me never to lie. I'd say the boy is lucky enough to crap gold. That's it, another Wednesday night is over, and I'm going home to sleep with my ... teddybear, ok damn it."

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