EWA Presents

Wednesday Night Warfare

(Browncroft Blvd. leads down to where Monroe Ave. runs into Main Street. The National Art Museum has been leveled and the new EWA arena has taken it's place. This state of the art facility houses the best training and wrestling venue now in the country. You can see through the main double doors into the massive concession and merchandise stand filled lobby. Out to the open Arena where the camera pans across the capacity crowd before focusing in on the announcers. Very loud pyrotechnics go off directly behind the announcers, startling them.)

Jon Marx: (clutching chest) "Jesus! They never said anything about fireworks. I could have had a heart attack, for Christ's sake."

(The announcers calm down and regain their composure)

Jon: "Heaven and Hell are set to collide here tonight, live from the EWA Arena! I'm Jon Marx, and this is Derek Ash, and we'd like to welcome you to an incredible night of intense wrestling action, or some junk."

Derek: "Tonight we have the first card of the newest most extreme Wrestling Association in the World. No belly aching or back sliding now boys. This is for real. Tonight we have some of the top new talent in huge match ups. Where do we start Jon?"

Jon: "Well Derek, We start off with a massive confrontation. JD Freeman vs. DJ Friday in what could be a tremendous match up to start the EWA off on the right violent foot.

Derek: "Next we have a match that wasn't signed till just last night. Suicide King is set to take on Red-Dog Dave Slater. This could be brutal."

Jon: "Then the massive Five Way. Oh yes, someone could die tonight. Alistar is gonna rock someone's world."

Derek: "Not a chance of that, flyweight. After the five way comes the other contenders for the Extreme Dream belt. It's Sextreme Tommy Grayson vs. Hardcore Ray Simmons."

Jon: "Then we run to Diablo vs. Dragon. These two started off quiet but have really started hurling those insults lately. This should be a good night of wrestling action."

Derek: "Don't forget our main event. It's the three way featuring Connor Chambers, Knightmare, and Chance Charles. This could be as awesome as Freeman Friday."

Jon: "How could I forget that, anyway enough of the build up. Let's get down to the ring to watch the action as it takes place."

The lights go dark as "Sad but true" by Metallica blasts over the huge speakers. A light shines through as the curtain opens and you see a large figure step through. He walks to the middle of the ramp and thousands of fireworks go off behind him. The entire arena lights up as EWA lights up in fire atop the ramp. It burns down and the lights come back up.

"Extreme Dream" JD Freeman makes his way down the aisle to a Huge pop as he stares at the cage with barbwire ropes and weapons. He grabs a few chairs, a couple tables, and a few other things from under the ring as he climbs into the ring. "Friday Night" by Ice T begins to play as DJ Friday runs down to the ring carrying a garbage can full of weapons and dragging a ladder as well. He manages to get all of the stuff into the large door without getting attacked as the bell rings. The second the bell goes off the two men start to brawl on the mat, exchanging lefts and rights simultaneously. Freeman wins it and gets to his feet, stomping Friday in the leg. Freeman grabs a chair laying in the corner and hits Friday over the head, getting a cheer from the crowd. He lifts Friday up and attempts to throw him into the barbwire ropes but.noo! Friday stops right before he is about to hit and charges back at Freeman, nailing him with a vicious clothesline! Friday lifts Freeman back up and gives him a body slam. He splashes on JD and goes for a quick count. One.tw. He kicks out.

The two men get up and stand at each other, face to face. Friday starts saying stuff to JD, but Freeman slaps him on the face, leaving a dark red mark. Friday falls to one knee as Freeman grabs two chairs. He takes one and hits it over DJ's head repeatedly! Friday starts to bleed a little as Freeman sets up the other chair. He lays Friday's head in the folding part and LEGDROPS it! Ouch, he could've broken his neck! Freeman goes for a cover but quickly gets off. He rips off the chair from Friday's head and lifts it up. Friday dropkicks the chair back into Freeman's face though! Friday grabs JD and whips him into the barbwire. OHH! Freeman's back hits the barbwire hard as he screams in bad pain! Friday takes off a leather belt that he was wearing and begins to whip Freeman's back! JD screams loudly as he grabs his back. Friday puts the belt around Freeman's neck and throws him to the other corner, holding the strap! What a move! Friday gloats to the crowd as Freeman coughs and grabs at his back.

Friday begins to set up a ladder, wasting quite a bit of time doing this. Freeman gets up and hits Friday with a LOW BLOW! Friday falls to the canvas as Freeman lifts up the ladder. He throws it onto DJ Friday! An ooh is heard as the steel smacks the flesh, but Freeman picks up the ladder and sets it up near the corner and around the barbwire. He lifts up Friday, as he looks like to be doing a spine buster of some sort but.no! He spins and slingshots Friday into the ladder! Spinning slingshot! Fridays head bounces off the ladder as he starts to bleed pretty badly. The crowd begins to chant "blood..blood.. blood" as Freeman grabs the garbage can. Friday slowly begins to get up, but Freeman dropkicks him into the barbwire! Friday screams as Freeman begins to pull out a ton of weapons from the garbage can. He pulls out a wooden bat! He swings at Friday but he ducks and kicks Freeman in the abdomen! He picks up the bat and NAILS FREEMANS CHEST! JD Freeman falls to the mat as Friday begins to ambush him with the baseball bat. He climbs up on the ladder and jumps, breaking the bat over Freeman's head! Oh my, Freeman is bleeding real badly! DJ Friday grabs the trashcan and pulls out a case of beer, in empty glass bottles. What is he going to do? Friday power bombs Freeman onto the glass bottles! HE GOES FOR THE PIN! One.two.threaa...NO! Freeman somehow gets the right shoulder up! Friday lifts up Freeman and sits him down in a chair as he climbs up the ladder. The big man jumps but FREEMAN MOVES! Friday lands on the steel chair from about 15 feet up causing the chair to break in two! He lies on the mat as Freeman pulls out a.... can of oil? He splashes some oil over Friday's arm as he begins to laugh. He pulls out a match! He tosses it on Friday's arm! OHH NOOOO! FRIDAY IS ON FIRE! DJ Friday starts running around the ring, rolling on the mat trying to put out the mess. He puts it out finally, but while he was doing this, Freeman had set up two tables sitting side by side with each other. Friday stands up, looking at his blackened arm as Freeman sneaks up from behind. He grabs him and throws him on the ladder. He lifts him up and POWERSLAMS HIM THROUGH ONE OF THE TABLES! The crowd goes nuts as both men, bloodied and hurting lay on the mat.  

Freeman is the first to get up, but Friday gets up shortly after and the two exchange fists again! Friday knocks Freeman down and grabs the metal trash can, emptying out all the weapons in the corner. The crowd looks in amazement at the things that were inside. A pool stick, aluminum baseball bat, gloves with barbwire wrapped around, 2 x 4's and pieces of glass were all inside of it. Friday NAILS Freeman over the head with the trashcan meanwhile, putting a huge dent in it. Friday grabs Freeman and throws his head into the cage and barbwire. He is raking Freeman's eyes with barbwire? Oh gosh! Freeman is bleeding all over the place now, worse than the bloodied DJ Friday is! Friday grabs one of the tables and lays Freeman on it. He climbs up on the ladder and jumps. He gets air for being 300 + but Freeman falls off the ladder! Friday breaks the table in two and grabs his stomach in pain. Freeman slowly gets back to his composure as the crowd begins to make some more noise. Freeman grabs a 2x4 and breaks it over Friday's bloody head! He grabs two more and does the same! He grabs some scissors and starts to cut away at one side of the barbwire. He grabs the last table and begins to wrap the barbwire around it! That could hurt pretty badly! Friday gets up and dives at Freeman after he does this. He lifts up JD and throws him into the steel, numerous times! He grabs a chair and begins hitting Freeman with it. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10! Ten shots to the head with a steel chair! Freeman's skull looks broken, as Fridays arm is all screwed up.

Friday attempts to throw Freeman into the barbwire, but he reverses it and tosses Friday into the ropes! Friday's skin begins to tear as he hits the barbwire and the crowd begins to cheer. Freeman lifts up Friday and power slams him into the mat! He attempts to lift the big man up once more but he turns it into a small package! One...two...thereon! They get back up and Friday gets Freeman in a backslide. One..two..no! Friday lifts up Freeman and throws him on his shoulders. He hits a Death Valley driver onto a chair!! He goes to cover JD Freeman! One..two..threaa!! NOOO! He gets up somehow! Friday gets up and lifts up Freeman. He has him on his shoulders as he is getting ready for a powerslam. He points over to the table with barbwire wrapped around! He runs but Freeman slides off of his back! He grabs Friday and HITS THE DEATHDROP ONTO THE BARBWIRE TABLE! That's it! HE COVERS Friday! One..two..three!!!!!

JD Freeman defeats DJ Friday in a awesome, bloody match!

Jon: "What a fantastic way to start things off here in the EWA. "

Derek: "Is that in the script, or are you just saying that?"

Jon: "It's in the script."

Derek: "Damn, I thought it was you saying that. I would agree this is the extreme. Welcome home Mr. Freeman."

Jon: (slaps Derek in the back of the head) "Pay attention. The writers didn't spend all night writing this crap so you could space off."

Derek: "Why you little sack of....That's it, someone review my contract. (stands up) Is there an out clause? (sits again, and looks through his script) That match will start the legends of the EWA that's for sure Jon. Looks like we have some real competition for the Extreme Dream Title."

Jon: "That's for sure, Derek."

Derek: "Now if only that panty waist Grayson can pretend to be extreme we might have one hell of romping, thrashing, totally bloody spectacular ride."

Jon: "But this is only the beginning"

Derek: "Yeah, yeah, the crowd already got their money's worth. But hey, we will give them the rest for free."

Jon: "Well, Let's not wait a second longer. Let's give the crowd what they want. Hardcore Wrestling and a poke in the eye with a sharp stick."

Derek: "That's just not nice. Hey who is next again, Dammit Jeanie where did you put my script?"

Jon: "You're damn right it's not nice. There's nothing nice about getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick. Remember that next time you're out camping. There ought to be a law. I'm going to call my congressman and get sharp sticks outlawed, just like assault rifles."

Derek: "That's it, Dammit Jeanie, I can't work like this where is that script, and what the hell is this idiot doing talking about sticks."

Jon: (looks at his watch) "Oh shit! Umm, what's the next match?"

Derek: "It's the one with the Dog guy and the Queen. Damn if I know. You have the only copy of the script you tell me."

Jon: Oh, the SCRIPT. This whole time I was reading the nutritional information on the back of this box of raisins. (shuffles some papers around. he finds the script and starts skimming through it) Okay, the next match is indeed Dave "Red Dog" Slater vs. Suicide King, and it looks like they have already made it to the ring."

Derek: Oh that's it, can someone please find a loophole in my contract."

King hits Slater in the back of the head with the skateboard before the bell. He tosses the skateboard aside, then whips Slater into the ropes. Slater bounces back, and hits King with an elbow. Slater sends King to the mat with a jack-knife power bomb onto the chair. Slater goes for the cover...One...Two...King manages to get the shoulder up. Slater pulls King to his feet, and goes for a snap suplex, but King counters and nails a vertical suplex. King whips Slater into the ropes, but misses with a kick. Slater bounces off the ropes again, and King misses with a clothesline. Slater stops short and takes King down with a leg sweep. King is back to his feet quickly, but gets sent back to the mat by a Russian leg sweep. Slater pulls King to his feet and nails him with a side suplex. Slater pulls King to his feet, and whips him into the ropes, but King reverses it! King takes Slater down with a flying forearm. King goes for the cover...One...Two...Slater gets a shoulder up. Slater staggers to his feet as King grabs the chair. Slater turns to face King, and catches a chair shot right to the face. Slater hits the mat hard. King goes for another cover...One...Two...Kickout. King throws the chair to the mat, and tries to grab the barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. With the bat in hand King turns, but Slater catches him with a belly-to-belly suplex that knocks the wind out of him. Slater grabs the bat, and rakes the barbwire across King's face leaving deep, bleeding gouges on Kings left cheek. Slater brings the bat up over his head, poised to strike, but King strikes first with a kick to the nads that sends King to the mat, curled up in a fetal position. King climbs to his feet, and checks the bleeding from his wounds. Satisfied that he's not going to die of blood loss, King drives his heel into Slater's head. King grabs the chair, and lays it over Slater. King Mounts the rope, and executes a stunning moonsault that would surly have caused massive internal bleeding. Sadly though, Slater managed to roll out from under the chair and pick up the bat, swatting King out the air with a mighty shot. King hits the chair hard. Slater pulls King to his feet, and jabs the end of the bat into Kings gut several times. King bursts forward and knocks Slater to the mat with a clothesline. King hits two elbow drops before pulling Slater to his feet and whipping him in to the ropes. King swings the bat, connecting with Slater's head. Blood splatters as the barbed wire digs into Slater's skull. Slater staggers backwards, and King swings the bat again, connects with the side of Slater's head. Slater flies sideways, sliding through the ropes, and onto the floor. Still carrying the bat, king follows Slater to the outside. King takes a couple of more shots at Slater with the bat before ramming his head into the ringpost. King goes to ram Slater's head into the ringpost a second time, but Slater reverses it. King staggers backwards. Slater hits king with a dropkick. King trips over the ring steps, and falls to the ground. Slater runs, jumps up onto the ring steps, and hits an elbow drop.

Slater gets to his feet, picking up King in the process. Slater picks King up and drapes him over the guardrail. Slater throws the bat back into the ring, along with King. King gets to his feet and grabs the bat. As Slater climbs into the ring. King takes a swing. Slater ducks and grabs the chair. King swings again, but Slater blocks the bat with the chair! Slater whacks King in the gut with the edge of the chair, then whips him into the corner. Slater follows up with a running splash. Slater climbs to the second turnbuckle, pulling King up with him. Slater places King on the top turnbuckle, then hits the Hardcore DDT onto both the chair and bat. As Slater rolls King over for the pin, large amounts blood can be seen gushing from a very large cut on King's forehead. Slater makes the cover...One...Two...THREE!! Slater jumps to his, his arm raised in victory. As he moves around the ring, Slater stumbles over the bat, twisting his ankle.

Jon: "You have a contract?"

Derek: 'Oh yeah. They had to pay through the nose to get me here. Why, don't you?"

Jon: "Ummm...yeah. Yeah, I've got a contract. It's very nice." (pulls out his cell phone)

Derek: Well I guess he is now talking to his lawyers so it's up to me to kick off the next match. I think this will be one of the kick ass parts of the show. The Five Way dance. I have my odds on favorite in the Judge. But this guy beside me likes that fairy Cloudfruit."

Jon: "Damnit, what do you mean I'm not under contract? Why the hell am I here if they aren't paying me? What the hell kind of agent are you? You're fired! (puts away cell phone) Oh, I'll have an apple. Thanks."

Derek: "Oh my God, did he just say he wanted to an Apple? JEANNIE!!! Anyway, let's get to the match before he orders dinner, and I actually have to eat with him."

Jon: "Damnit, where's my apple?"

Willow and Johnny Sledge are in the ring waiting for the next 3 opponents. Fury comes down the aisle and the crowd starts to boo viciously and climbs in the ring. Next the Judge strolls down the aisle yelling, "Today is the day for all you sinners to be judged and executed, the day of reckoning is upon you.". A fan at ringside yells out, "I reckon you blow me", fans start laughing and throwing cups at the judge. The last wrestler Alistar Cloudfruit walks out to ringside escorted by two midgets. The crowd erupts into laughter and as Alistar comes to ringside, the bell rings to start the match.

Willow climbs out of the ring and confronts Alistar. He gets in his face and calls him a fuckin faggot. Just then the two midgets punch Willow right in the balls and he falls to the concrete, Alistar jumps on top of him and starts to punch him in the face. Back in the ring Fury and the Judge are hammering on Sledge. Judge is holding onto Sledge as Fury climbs the top rope, Fury leaps off, nut Sledge moves and Fury dropkicks the Judge. Alistair rolls Willow back in the ring and all five men are in the ring at once. Alistair runs over and blindsides Sledge with a clothesline to the back of the head. Fury Irish whips the Judge into the corner and runs and gives him an elbow to the face. Fury then unleashes a flurry of kicks to the stomach and he drags the Judge to the middle of the ring. As the other three guys are battling it out in the one corner, Fury climbs the top rope and hits the Judge with a moonsault. Fury goes for the cover..1, 2, 3. The Judge is eliminated....

Down to four guys as Willow sees Fury pinning he Judge he runs over after the 3 count and gives Fury a boot to the face, Fury rolls around the mat holding his nose as blood is pouring out of it. Willow sees this and gives Fury a DDT to the mat, he goes for the cover..1,2, Fury kicks out. Alistair leaves Sledge alone and runs and clotheslines Willow over the top rope onto the floor. Alistair climbs the top rope and nails Willow with a double axe-handle, has Alistair lands on the floor his face smacks the guard rail and the crowd goes "OOOOHHH". Alistair is out cold. Willow slowly gets to his feet and picks up a chair and whacks Alistair in the head and throws the chair at him and rolls back in the ring. The ref starts to count out Alistair, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,910.. EMT's arrive and carry Alistair to the back. Alistair has been eliminated....

As soon as Willow rolls back in the ring Sledge picks him up and slams him to the mat. Fury is in the corner catching his breath and watching the action. Sledge bounces off the ropes and nails him with a splash. Sledge picks up Willow and nails him with a standing dropkick, Sledge applies the Sharpshooter on him and Willow is screaming for his life, Fury is about to nail Sledge from behind, but he stops at the last minute to let Willow tap out. Willow pounds on the mat and the ref calls for the bell. Willow is eliminated....

Fury nails Sledge from behind as the ref counts out Willow. He starts to nail him with punches to the face and the ref has to pull Fury off of Sledge. Fury picks up Sledge, but Sledge turn it into a small package, 1,2, kick out by Fury. Sledge gives Fury a boot to the face and Sledge goes to the top turnbuckle as he's ready to jump at Fury, Fury runs over and knocks him off and Sledge lands through a table at ringside . Fury goes through the ropes and picks up Sledge and throws him into the steel steps in the near post. Fury picks up Sledge and throws him into the guardrail next to the timekeeper's table. As Fury walks over to Sledge, Sledge picks up the ring bell and nails Fury right in the throat with it, Fury is now rolling around the ground coughing up blood and reaching out to whoever his near him for help. Sledge walks over to him and yells out, "Ain't so bad now are you, you little piece of shit". Sledge picks up Fury and power bombs him on the concrete. Fury doesn't seem to be moving and he's just laying there spitting up blood. Sledge goes underneath the ring and brings out a table and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Sledge grabs the bloody Fury and lays him on top of it. Sledge climbs the top rope and nails Fury with a 450 SPLASH!!!! Blood spews out of Fury's mouth like a geyser and covers both wrestlers and the ref. The ref goes for the count, 1,2,3...

Derek: "I can't believe it, the Judge ousted by that flipping Fury, travesty injustice. No you did not? Jeannie. You did not just bring that Ass and apple. That's it the world is coming to an end."

Jon: (holds up a red apple) "What the hell is this crap? I specifically asked for a green apple, damnit!"

Derek: "That's it."{Ash grabs the apple and tosses it out into the crowd, accidentally hitting one of the security team.}

Jon: "Hey, I was gonna eat that."

Derek: "Do your job man, announce the next match before I stick my bleeped bleeepep so far up your bleep bleepp you won't ever eat an apple again."

Jon: "Right. Next match. Let's see, that would be...uhh...Simmons vs. Grayson, right? Or did I just dream that?"

Derek: "Oh great, well let's just hope that Sextreme is as good as he says he is, and not as lame as I think."

Jon: "Yeah, what he said."

The lights in the arena go out as Hells Bells by AC/DC plays over the P.A. "Hardcore" Ray Simmons makes his entrance to a to a pretty good pop. He walks down the ramp slapping hands with a few of his fans, and flipping off those that isn't. He reaches the ring and runs back and forth, bouncing off the ropes. Then, Start Me Up by Rolling Stones plays and SEXtreme Tommy Grayson makes his entrance amid a startling display of flames that almost engulf the entire entrance area. He points to Simmons, who is standing in the middle of the ring, and turns his hand, giving a thumbs down. Then, Grayson breaks into a run, sprinting to the ring and slide in under the bottom rope. He's met immediately with several stomps to the back and shoulders of Simmons. the ref calls for the bell and this match is underway. Simmons continues to stomp on the back and shoulders of Grayson. After a moment, Simmons picks up Grayson and delivers a scoop slam. He then, bounces off the ropes and connects with an elbow drop. Simmons tries for another, but Grayson rolls out of the way. Grayson grabs Simmons by the hair and pulls him to his feet. He connects with a few European uppercuts that have Simmons staggering. Grayson then hits a Russian legsweep and follows up with an elbow drop of his own. Grayson picks Simmons up and Irish whips him to the ropes, trying for a clothesline. Simmons ducks and puts on the brakes. When Grayson turns to try again, he's met with a knee to the gut. Grayson doubles over in pain, and when he does, Simmons delivers a kick that would make a field goal kicker blush with shame.

Grayson flies up and back from the force of the kick and ends up sprawled on his back in the middle of the ring. Simmons goes over and stands over the fallen Grayson, looking down at him. He shakes his head back and forth, laughing. he reaches down and grabs Grayson by the hair, pulling him to his feet. He backs Grayson into a corner and leans him there. Simmons then, runs to the opposite side and readies himself. Simmons runs full speed at Grayson to sandwich him in the corner, but NOOOO!!! Grayson bends down and hits a back body drop over the TOP ROPE. Simmons falls the ten or twelve feet to the floor, landing on his back and knocking the wind out of him. He lies there for a moment trying to catch his breath. Grayson uses this time to exit the ring and grab the timekeeper's chair. He walks over to where Simmons is still laying and sets the chair across Simmons' face. Grayson then, climbs up to the apron and hits an elbow drop to the chair!! Simmons is bad shape now as Grayson pulls him to his feet. Grayson takes Simmons over to the ringpost and goes to slam his head into it, but Simmons puts on the brakes and nails a couple of elbow shots to the ribs. Simmons grabs Grayson by the back of the head and slams him, face first into the ringpost, opening a small cut above his right eye. Simmons takes Grayson and throws him over the railing and into the stands. The fans begin going crazy over the action that has gotten up close and personal. Simmons jumps over the guardrail and goes to pull Grayson up. Grayson hits a low blow on Simmons, who begins clutching at his nads. with Simmons, bent over Wheezing in a high pitched voice, Grayson goes to one of the fans at ringside and takes her chair. He then, walks back over to Simmons and brings the chair crashing down on Simmons' back. Grayson the grabs Simmons and starts shoving him through the stands. Simmons begins to fight back and the two men trade rights and lefts all the way to the front lobby of the arena. They end up at the concession area where Grayson immediately gets the advantage by taking an empty c02 container and whacks Simmons across the back with it. Simmons falls to the floor and Grayson raises the container to bring it down again, but Simmons trips him up with his feet. Grayson drops the container and falls back, hitting the back of his head on it. Simmons, slowly gets to his feet and grabs Grayson, throwing him over the counter into the concession stand. Popcorn goes flying as Grayson has knocked the popper off the counter when he went over. Simmons jumps over the counter and slips on a bunch of unpopped popcorn. He is barely able to catch himself by latching onto the counter top. Grayson has gotten to his feet and grabs an unopened can of nacho cheese, which he throws right into Simmons' chest. Simmons clutches at his chest and Grayson takes the opportunity to throw him back over the counter. Grays vaults over and catches Simmons just as he is getting to his feet. He grabs Simmons by the hair and runs with him right at the exit door. Simmons slams into and through the door with Grayson right behind. The two men end up in the parking lot Grayson takes Simmons and slams him up against the side of a 68 VW Van. The van rocks back and forth from the impact and Simmons falls to the ground. Grayson goes to pick Simmons up, but Simmons grabs the front of his tights and pulls forward, slamming Grayson's head into the van.

Grayson is quick to recover and he grabs Simmons by the back of the head, ramming him into the side of the van four times. Grayson climbs up the side of the van and to the roof. 450 SPLASH off the van onto Simmons. Grayson hooks the legs for the pin. ONE TWO THREE!!!

Simmons and Grayson are both slow to get to their feet and as they begin to make their way back into the arena, JD Freeman comes out of nowhere! He slams folding chair wrapped in barbed wire over Grayson's head and begins yelling about showing Grayson what REAL extreme wrestling is. Freeman sets the chair aside and picks Grayson up, hitting the DEATH DROP ONTO THE CHAIR!!! EWA security comes out and it takes five of them to restrain Freeman as someone comes out to help Grayson out of the area.

Jon: "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that?"

Derek: "Ok, Ok so the lame wimp won one match. I can't believe that he managed to, but damn that was a sad showing by both men. At least we got some entertainment when Freeman beat the shit out of both of them."

Jon: "Stranger things have happened."

Derek: "Yeah, like you getting a date."

Jon: "Hey, no need to get personal. I have yet to mention your goldfish fetish. Sicko."

Derek: "Shut up stooge, hey and now we have a word from our generous benefactor. One President Aaron."

Jon: "Oh yeah, I remember that guy. Which stooge was he? He kinda looks like Larry."

Lights go dim and fireworks go off and the crowd goes wild as "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy blares over the PA system. Out walks Prez Aaron down the runway ramp and to the ring. A women in the first row yells out, "HEY AARON I NEED YOUR SEED!!!". Prez Aaron laughs and winks at her as he climbs into the ring. He reaches for a mic from behind his jacket and starts to speak to the crowd. "Well everyone I hope you're having a fantastic, extreme time tonight we're all glad you're here for our first ever house show HEAVEN AND HELL, now you all are probably wondering what's in store for the 3 titles in the EWA, well starting now the first 20 wrestlers who throw there name in, will be taking part of a battle royal to be held on May 13 at Wed. Night Warfare. The winner of this battle royal will be going to our first PPV-Memorial Day Madness and fighting the winner of our second battle royal which will be on May 18. There you have it and if no one likes it well, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA, WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA!!!!!". Prodigy blares through the arena as Aaron walks back to the dressing room....

Derek: "Well, that was certainly thrilling. Hey look over there." {when Jon turns he gets smacked in the back of the head.} "hyuuuk hyuukk hyuuk."

Jon: (pulls a can of silly string from under the desk and sprays it all over Derek) "Thhhhhppppppppppppppppppphft"

Derek: "Why you little bastard," {Derek Jumps him and they start rolling around. Security goes to break them up and the producer cuts to the next match)

The lights begin to dim as "Bulls on Parade" by Rage against the Machine begins to play over the large speakers as EWA's own Diablo makes his way down to an okay pop from the crowd. He talks to a few people as he makes his way into the ring for the exploding ring, ladder match. Soon after, Jason Dragon comes down to the ring to some cheers, as he never takes his eyes off Diablo. He makes his way into the ring as the bell rings. They start brawling with each other the second the bell rings as the fans cheer for this extreme match up. Dragon gets the quick advantage, hitting Diablo with a few shots to the midsection. He tosses Diablo to the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. He throws him back again and flips him over with a backdrop. Diablo grabs his lower back as Dragon points to the ladder on the outside of the ring. He lifts up Diablo and throws him to the ropes yet again! He jumps and goes for a dropkick, but Diablo hold on to the ropes! Dragon's back smacks the canvas fairly hard as Diablo clamps on a headlock. He turns the headlock into a SLEEPERHOLD! Jason appears to be falling asleep in the hold as the ref grabs his arm. This could be it! He lifts it up... it falls once! It falls down twice!! It falls down.. NO! Dragon manages to keep his arm back and regain his composure. He gets up with Diablo still holding on as he elbows him a few times in the abdomen. Diablo slowly lets go as Dragon runs to the ropes. He leaps and hits a beautiful high cross body! Diablo falls down as Dragon heads out to the floor. He grabs two steel chairs from the crowd as they begin to cheer a little louder. As Dragon makes his way in, Diablo meets him with a few forearms to the jaw, knocking Jason to his knees. Diablo grabs one of the chairs and NAILS it over Dragons head! Dragon slumps down and a small cut begins to show as he slowly begins to bleed a little. Diablo is wasting a lot of time though as he calls for another chair shot. He lifts up the chair but Dragon dropkicks the chair back into Diablo's face! This has been just about all Jason Dragon in the match so far! Dragon sets up the two chairs side by side and grabs Diablo. He lifts him up and SUPLEXES HIM ONTO THE CHAIRS! Oww!!

Diablo's face turns red as the pain from the move is shown. The crowd applauds the move as Dragon brings the ladder into the ring. He sets up the ladder on the opposite corner and throws Diablo into it. Dragon sets up a chair about halfway from the corner and the ladder as he gets a running start. Air dragon into a ladder!! Diablo looks out as Dragon gets up on the top. He goes for a splash but DIABLO MOVES! Dragon's stomach hits the mat as he slightly screams in pain. Diablo slowly gets up and throws the ladder onto Dragon. Jason falls back down to the mat as Diablo sets up the ladder again. He lays the ladder over Dragon's body with the end of a chair holding it up, not touching Dragon at the moment. Diablo climbs the top and legdrops onto the ladder, smashing Dragons skull!! What a nice move!

Diablo is starting to get in control for the first time in the match as he throws Dragon over the top to the outside. They exchange a few fists, but Diablo takes eventually takes him down. Diablo is heading under the ring as he brings out a table. He goes back under, getting a second table! Wait a minute. Dragon follows Diablo under the ring and they are fighting under the ring!! The camera can barely catch them as the pound away on each other on their knees. They both make it out from under the ring, Dragon coming out first, thus setting up the table. The table is set up as the two continue to battle it out. Dragon hits a vicious PILEDRIVER on the concrete floor hurting his opponent bad! Diablo is thrown onto the table as Jason Dragon makes his way in the ring. He twirls his arm around over his head as he runs off of the ropes a few times. He gets a huge head of steam as he gets ready to jump onto the table but.. Dragon falls! He grabs his ankle as he winces in pain. It looked like he might've turned the ankle. Diablo gets up by the time this happens and grabs Dragon from the apron. Diablo hits a DDT, smashing the table in half!! Dragon's skull bounces on the wood as he no longer is grabbing his ankle, but his head. Diablo lifts up a bloodied Jason Dragon and throws him back in the ring. Diablo hits with a few legdrops, wasting valuable time at moments.

He climbs up to the top after putting the ladder under Dragon's neck as the crowd begins to stand. Diablo somersaults through the air but Dragon moves! Diablo lands on the chair, screaming loudly in pain! The crowd begins to cheer some more as Dragon gets up, more determined than ever. He hits with a few roundhouse kicks, and a spinebuster. He whips Diablo to the ropes and hits a devastating POWERSLAM!! He quickly lifts up Diablo once more and power bombs him onto a chair! Oh my!! Dragon climbs to the top and hits a beautiful frog splash!! Jason Dragon is on fire in the match up! Dragon lifts up Diablo and hits a michinoku driver II. Dragon points to the top of the ladder, and climbs up there, bringing Diablo with him. They are all the way up on top of the ladder as Dragon lifts up Diablo high over his head. OHH MY GOODDD!! POWERBOMB FROM THE LADDER TO THE MAT! The ring explodes when Diablo hits the mat as he is covered in blood!! The ref checks on an unconscious Diablo as Dragon is getting hurrahs by the crowd. Wait a minute.. Who is that! It's Gorgeous George Gorg, GGG! He is coming from the crowd as he is getting boo'ed over. He sneaks up on Dragon and hits a low blow! Dragon grabs his jewels but GGG lifts him up and hits the LAP OF LUXURY, causing another explosion, this time on Jason Dragon! The referee notices and rings for the bell as GGG continues to beat on Dragon. The crowd heat starts to pick up a little as JellyFish Pete makes his way down... GGG attempts to swing at Pete but it is blocked and Pete hits George with a roundhouse right. GGG quickly leaves the ring as the boos begin to pick up. Pete helps out Dragon as medical assistance arrives. They attend to the two participants as the Dragon gets the win by DQ.

Derek: "Well, Diablo certainly showed his true colors. I'm sorry about that audience. It's been pretty hectic around here the last couple of days."

Jon: "Yeah, the stress has been so think you could cut it with a Dorrito (tm)."

Derek: "You just have to get in those wonderful, little, cameos dont you. You are getting paid for this right?"

Jon: "I am now. I believe it's time for our main event."

Derek: "Oh yeah, lets see if that clodhopper Knightmare can take on the smooth excellence of Chambers or the athleticism of Chance Charles."

Jon: "This one is destined to be a classic."

Derek: "Well, I still vote for the Cage match, but who knows. I smell a beating."

The crowd gets very excited as "BLEW" by Nirvana begins to pour from the house PA system. Knightmare makes his way to ringside, a slight smirk on his face. He climbs into the ring and thrusts his arms into the air. The crowd reacts by showering him with paper cups and half-eaten hotdogs. Knightmare picks up one of the hotdogs, looks at it for a moment, sniffing it to see how fresh it is, then hurls it with all of his strength at one overly obnoxious fan at ringside. The hotdog strikes the fan in the forehead, and sends him into convulsions.

The mood begins to lighten as the music changes to "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple. "Mr. Wednesday Night" Chance Charles steps out onto the entrance ramp, and the crowd erupts. Chance points at Knightmare and laughs. Knightmare becomes enraged, and starts pounding on the ropes and screaming wildly. Knightmare motions for Chance to climb into the ring. Chance starts walking to the ring, still chuckling to himself. As Chance reaches the halfway point Connor Chambers runs out from backstage, and bulldogs Chance onto the concrete floor. Connor is up quickly, and dives into the ring where Knightmare begins stomping on him. Connor manages to get to his feet through the flurry of kicks and stomps from the larger Knightmare. Knightmare continues to pound unmercilessly on Connor, but Connor retaliates with several punches of his own. A hard European uppercut staggers Knightmare. Connor backs Knightmare onto a corner, then whips him to the opposite corner. Connor attempts to follow up with a running splash, but Knightmare moves just in time. Connor hits the turnbuckle hard, and falls flat on his back. Knightmare goes for the quick cover...1...Kickout. Knightmare pulls Connor to his feet. Knightmare drives his fist into Connors face.

Knightmare whips Connor into the corner, Chance leaps off the top turnbuckle just before Connor hits, catching Knightmare with a flying lariat. Chance begins pummeling Knightmare, but Knightmare push Chance away from him, giving him time to get to his feet. Chance follows up quickly with several more punches when Connor joins him. The two smaller men savagely beat on the larger Knightmare, backing him into the ropes. They whip Knightmare across the ring, and hit him with a double back body drop as he makes his way back. They begin to kick Knightmare relentlessly, until Connor pushes Chance out of the way. Chance takes exception to this action, and nails Connor with a dropkick. Connor falls into the ropes, and his leg gets tangled up, causing him to hang upside down over the ring apron. Connor struggles to free his leg as Chance climbs to the top turnbuckle. Just as Chance leaps off the ropes, Knightmare manages to catch Chance's leg, throwing him off balance. Chance manages to connect with the intended elbow drop, but as a result of Knightmare's interference, makes a less then perfect landing. Knightmare slides out of the ring, and kicks Chance a couple of times. After picking Chance up in a gorilla press, Knightmare drops Chance, throat first, over the guardrail. Knightmare then turns his attention to Connor. He drives his knee into Connor's chest. Knightmare then grabs Connor by the hair and gives a hearty tug. Connor cries out in pain as the small of his back strikes the edge of the ring apron with quite a bit of force. The ref intercedes, and pushes Knightmare out of the way. Knightmare climbs into the ring as the ref untangles Connor. Knightmare again thrusts his arm into the air. With his back to the ref, Knightmare fails to notice that Chance has re-entered the ring carrying a steel chair.

Chance taps Knightmare on the shoulder. As Knightmare turns, Chance swings the chair and nails Knightmare in the face. Knightmare staggers backward a couple of steps. Chance Holds the chair over his head, poised to strike again, but Connor grabs the chair. Chance spins around. Connor slams Chance in the face with the chair, sending him to the mat with a broken nose. Chance wipes a large amount of blood off of his face with the back of his hand. He wipes the blood on his trunks as he climbs to his feet. At the same time, Connor is pounding Knightmare with the chair. Knightmare blocks, and retaliates with a backhand chop that hits Connor in the throat. The chair falls to the mat as Connor clutches at his throat. Knightmare reaches for the chair, but Chance catches him with a kneelift followed by a DDT onto the chair! Chance rolls Knightmare over, and covers him...1...2...thr...NO! Connor makes the save with an elbow drop! Connor and Chance push Knightmare and the chair under the bottom rope and out of the ring. With Knightmare temporarily out of the picture, Connor and Chance begin to go at it in the center of the ring. Several punches go back and forth until Connor blocks one, and hits Chance with a headbutt onto his already tender nose. Chance staggers backward to the ropes, holding his nose. Connor closes in, and whips Chance in the opposite ropes. As Chance returns Connor executes a back body drop that sends Chance over the top rope, and out to the floor. Connor runs across the ring, bounces off the ropes, crosses the ring again, uses the top rope as a springboard, and catches Chance with a clothesline, sending both men to the concrete floor. Chance gets to his feet slowly as the ref begins to count... 1... Chance tries to lift Connor to his feet...2...Connor remains motionless, blood trickling down the side of his mouth as Chance leans his limp body over the guardrail...3...Chance climbs up on the ring apron...4... Chance leaps into the air...5... Chances is swatted out of the air by Knightmare wielding the steel chair...6...Knightmare drives the edge of the chair into Chance's mid-section...7...Connor comes to, and dropkicks Knightmare into the steel ring post...8...Connor gets back to his feet and grabs Knightmare's head, ramming it into the post repeatedly...9...Chance struggles to get to his feet, and sees the ref counting. He dives towards the ring, but is not in time as the ref counts 10, and signals for the bell.

Chance lies in the ring for a moment, as Connor continues to ram Knightmare's head into the steel post. Knightmare falls to the floor, blood running down his face. Connor continues to beat on Knightmare, grabbing the chair once again. The bell continues to ring. Connor looks up into the ring and sees the ref talking to Chambers. Conner climbs up on the ring apron, yelling at the ref, demanding to know what is going on. The ref explains things to Connor, but he is still not satisfied. Connor grabs the wimpy little ref by the shirt, and starts screaming in his face. The ref tries to back off, but Connor begins to slap him across the face repeatedly while still yelling. Connor finally gets fed up with the ref, and drags him into the corner, ramming his head into the turnbuckle. The ref falls to the mat, unconscious. Connor, still on the ring apron, is caught by a surprise dropkick from Chance. Connor falls off the apron, hitting his back on the guardrail. Chance backs up to get a running start, but several refs run out from ringside along with some EMT's. two of the ref's get in Chance's way, and prevent him from doing anything further. Knightmare Climbs to his feet, and screams in anger at Chance. Chance climbs to the second turnbuckle, and gives Knightmare the finger. Knightmare tries to get back into the ring, but is held back by several of the refs. Knightmare is finally forced to the back by the refs, as the EMT's check on Connor.

Connor appears to be okay, and leaves the ringside area under his own power. As he makes his exit, Connor turns and yells:

"This isn't over Chance. Your ass is mine!"

Jon: "Well, there you have it. A fantastic night of wrestling action, and the start of something that will only get better. For Derek Ash, who had to adjourn to the "facilities", I'm Jon Marx. See you next week."

(fade to the EWA logo)