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The show opens at the newly constructed EWA Studios in Buffalo, NY. You see the studio is quite large and that it can hold somewhere near a thousand people. To the left side of the studio is a normal wrestling ring. Over to the left is a small stage area with a desk. To the left of the desk is a long couch. To the right of the desk is a huge screen. The desk has two chairs behind it. Seated at one of the chairs is Richard Riley. The other chair is currently empty.

Richard Riley: Hello Everyone and welcome to the premier of EWA Extreme Tonight. I'm Richard Riley, your host. My co-host, who is passed out drunk underneath the desk here is everyone's favorite alcoholic, Irish Rebel.

Richard Riley turns and appears to make a kicking motion under the desk and you hear a few groans and grumbles.

Richard Riley: It's looks like I'll be hosting the show myself this week. Being that it's our premier episode, we have a special treat for everyone. Due to our brainless cable provider pre-empting Extreme Measures in favor of the South American Ping Pong finals, we will be bringing you all the matches that would have been seen in last Friday's show.

To start the show off, we have what looks to be an exciting match. It's going to be "Dangerous" Dustin Madison taking on Gouki in a falls count anywhere match. Dustin looked very impressive in his debut victory last week over a Deamon a week ago. Gouki will be making his ring debut but he has already turned heads with his mysterious ring entrances and attacks on Capital Punishment. Let's join this match already in progress.

The large monitor on the wall to the right of the desk flashes on:

Match joined in progress

The two meet back in the center of the ring this time with Gouki kicking DM in the gut and immediately putting DM into a side headlock, DM tries to push Gouki off, but Gouki is just holding on too tight. Gouki pulls DM over his hip and sits him on the mat to get better leverage on the hold. DM looks like he might be out. The ref comes over and raises DM's arm, it falls, the ref raises it again and once again it falls, the ref raises it one more time and just when it looks like the match is over, DM manages to hold his arm up.

DM battles his way back to his feet and manages to break the hold with an elbow to Gouki's gut. DM then grabs Gouki's arm and sends him into the turn buckle with an Irish Whip, he runs in for a follow up but gets nailed with a boot to the face. As DM is recovering, Gouki walks over to him and sets him up for a corkscrew piledriver and nails it. Gouki goes for the cover 1 .. 2.. three nooooo kickout.

Gouki makes it back to his feet first and lifts DM up by the hair. Gouki sends DM into the ropes with an Irish Whip and then as DM comes back, Gouki drops to his stomach, DM bounces off the other side of the ropes and when he is coming back across, Gouki goes for a hurricuranna but DM blocks it and nails a running Liger Bomb. DM goes for the cover, 1 .. 2 .. kickout. Gouki manages to get a shoulder up letting this match continue.

DM stands up, picks Gouki up by the hair. He stands Gouki next to the ropes

and sends him to the outside with a strong running lariat. DM stands back and goes for a Suicide Dive and misses, giving him a face full of the guardrail instead. As he stands back up the camera gets a close up and it looks like his bottom teeth have gone through his bottom lip. He is screaming in pain and there is a small pool of blood forming where he is laying. Gouki sees this and takes advantage. He grabs DM and rolls him back into the ring. Gouki then gets on the top rope and NAILS a huge frog splash. He goes for the pin. 1 .. 2 .. 3

Winner: Gouki via Frog Splash

Richard Riley: An impressive debut for Gouki and a tough loss of young Dustin Madison. I'm sure the rookie will be able to bounce back. Maybe Dustin just needs a little more seasoning at the Violence Center. If you think you have what it takes to be a professional wrestler, please call our toll-free number to set up an appointment at EWA's own training center

The screen flashes

Richard Riley: Gouki comes away the victor and I'm sure his feud with Capital Punishment will only intensify as the weeks go by. We'll be right back after this quick break.

The scene changes to commercial for the upcoming Devil's Night pay per view and after a few more commercials, Extreme Tonight continues.

Richard Riley: Welcome back! Our next match up will also pit another newcomer to the EWA, The Trooper taking on Violent Dark. Trooper will have a big task ahead of him if he wants to make his debut a successful one. Violent Dark has been on a big winning streak as of late, overcoming a rookie mistake against the wily and recently retired veteran Dirk Ryan. The mistake caused a lot of embarrassment to the Darkster, labeling him with the name Chocolate for many weeks. VD has overcome all of that and now it may only be a short amount of time before he becomes a major threat to all of out title holders. Let's check out this next match.

The monitor lights up:

The Trooper is standing in the corner waiting for the bell. Violent Dark is standing in the center of the ring. The ref comes over and checks The Trooper. The ref turns around and Violent Dark comes flying in with a running lariat. Trooper is down in the corner. Violent Dark is laying the boots to the Trooper. The referee is trying to back up Violent Dark. Violent Dark finally backs up and The Trooper is slow to get to his feet.

The Trooper is barely on his feet in the corner. Violent Dark comes flying in with a huge splash. The Trooper MOVES. Violent Dark nails the top turnbuckle. The Trooper moves in and positions for a belly to back suplex, NAILS IT. Violent Dark hits hard on the mat. The Trooper moves in. Violent Dark is down on the mat. The Trooper drops a hard elbow right to the sternum of Dark. The Trooper scoops up Violent Dark and puts him on his shoulder. The Trooper then begins to run across the ring with Violent Dark with him on his shoulder, SLAMS VIOLENT DARK RIGHT INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A RUNNING POWERSLAM. Violent Dark falls to the mat hard.

The Trooper is now kicking Violent Dark right in the chest and in the face. The Trooper raises his hands in the air as the fans go crazy. The Trooper runs to the opposite turnbuckle. The Trooper comes flying across the ring, BASEBALL SLIDE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE FALLEN VIOLENT DARK. The Trooper picks up Violent Dark and sits him on the top turnbuckle, THE TROOPER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A STANDING DROPKICK. VIOLENT DARK GOES ALL THE WAY OUT ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR.

The Trooper is on the second turnbuckle looking down on Violent Dark. Violent Dark is lying motionless on the concrete floor. The Trooper is now stepping up to the top turnbuckle. THE TROOPER COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE FLOOR. VIOLENT DARK FINALLY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THE TROOPER NAILS THE CONCRETE WITH FORCE BEHIND HIM.

Violent Dark is slow to get up. The Trooper is laying flat out on the ground. Violent Dark is up and is now walking over to the bell table. Violent Dark takes the chair from the timekeeper. Violent Dark folds the chair out in a sitting position on the floor. Violent Dark picks up The Trooper and sets him on the ring apron. Dark gets on the apron and picks up The Trooper. VIOLENT DARK POWERSLAMS THE TROOPER OFF THE APRON ONTO THE CHAIR...The chair is totally flattened and The Trooper is out.

Violent Dark is starting to get himself back in the match. Violent Dark is now dragging the unconscious Trooper across the concrete ground outside the ring. Violent Dark has The Trooper up on the stairs. VIOLENT DARK SCOOPS THE TROOPER UP AND A POWERSLAM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE METAL STEPS!!!!.

The Trooper is totally out of it. Violent Dark rolls The Trooper back in the ring. The Trooper is out. Violent Dark is sitting on the back of The Trooper. Violent Dark is slapping the unconscious Trooper. Violent Dark picks up the limp Trooper and nails Violent Vengeance. Violent Dark rolls The Trooper over and stands hunched over him laughing. Violent Dark lays casually on the Trooper...1…2…3. Violent Dark Wins.

Winner: Violent Dark via Violent Vengeance

Richard Riley: Another impressive win for Violent Dark. The Trooper looked good in his opening match but unfortunately for him, Violent Dark was too much for him, a tough loss for the newcomer. I'm sure the question on a lot of peoples minds are, when will Violent Dark be getting a title shot. When we come back, we'll have more great matches for you.

Cut to commercial.

Richard Riley: Hello again, wrestling fans, our next match will focus on one of the many stable wars going on currently here in the EWA. Two weeks ago we say the birth of a new force in the EWA, the New Breed, their mission to overthrow Devastation, Inc. The Breed started out strong by not only jumping Connor Chambers but also The Train and Dean McGrath. The following week, Devastation, Inc. evened the score with a big win by the "Train" and McGrath over "Bomber" Thompson and Daddy Desire. The war between DI and the New Breed continues with our next match up. EWA funny man Suicide King take on "Bomber" Billy Thompson in this explosive match.

Match joined in progress

SK gets up and starts to kick Thompson in the midsection and pulls him up by his hair. He tosses him in the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Thompson ducks and comes back with a Lou Thesz Press and pummels SK. Thompson gets up and runs to the ropes and delivers a elbow to the chest. SK gets up and Thompson runs to the ropes again and delivers a low dropkick to the face, ala K-Dog. SK is hurt.

Thompson goes over to the ropes and ascends them and raises his arms in the air and comes down with a frog splash. He goes for the cover........1...................2....................NO, SK gets up and Thompson puts him in a chin lock trying to fatigue him. SK stands up and grabs Thompson by the side and delivers a Side Suplex. Both men lay on the ground. SK gets up and yells to Mike D and Filter to toss in a guardrail.

The two lackeys grab it and toss it in but SK is turned, it hits SK in the back of the head and he falls face down. Both men are out. Thompson gets up and grabs SK and drags him to the rail and slams him on his back on the cold metal. SK is writhing in pain. He then kicks SK off and props the rail in the corner and then goes back to work on SK. He picks him and Irish whips him into the guard rail but SK reverses it sending Thompson into the rail

Thompson walks backwards and staggers into a reverse DDT by SK. SK gets up and laughs at the layed out man and rips off his New Breed shirt and stuffs it in his mouth. SK then gets up and puts Thompson in the corner on the rail and runs to the opposite side and runs at him and HITS with a splash. Thompson sinks down. SK gets up again and runs to the Time Keepers table and grabs the bell and tosses it in the ring.

He gets in the ring and goes at Thompson who kicks SK in the stomach and SK drops the bell. Thompson picks it up and ooooooohhhhhhh............DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SK is down and out. He struck him right on the head. Thompson falls to his knees and SK is out..........WAIT what is Thompson doing.........he is going to the outside and goes under the apron and he drags out...........A URINAL!!!!!!!!!

That is SK 's move. He tosses the porcelain dump in the ring and grabs SK. HE places the urinal in the center and tosses SK in the ropes....Sk comes back, leapfrogs over Thompson and comes back with a Drop Toe. Thompson's face crashes down on the urinal..........SK gets up with blood on his face and screams at him not believing that he tried to use his move.

SK gets up and picks up Thompson's head and then places it back in slamming the seat on his head repeatedly, over and over again. SK then picks up Thompson and puts him in the corner on the guardrail face first and then he climbs the ropes. SK seeing a good chance at great carnage, jumps down on the piece of rail hanging out of the ring and, OH MY GOD, it has had a lever effect and tossed Thompson right into the fans. I never seen anything like it!!!!!!!!!

SK slides to the outside and retrieves Thompson and shoves all types of things in his face along the way........hotdogs...........cotton candy..............Beer............And tosses him in the ring.......SK puts Thompson on the urinal chest on the seat. Sk goes to the ropes and screams that he is the real champ and then lets off......MOONSAULT on Thompson's back ..........crushing his chest cavity.........Thompson rolls around screaming in pain and out runs.

Capital Punishment and makes his way to the ring and goes after SK.......Cyris climbs out from UNDER the apron as if they knew he would come out....and he comes out and Capital cant stop running...he tries but it is too late...........Cyris smacks Capital right in the face with the Global Belt..............Capital is down... Cyris yells at him saying" This is the closest you will ever come to this belt. " and then picks up Capital and delivers the DEATH SENTENCE on the concrete.....SK goes back to Thomspon and kicks him off the urinal and goes for the cover......1.............................2.............................3.......................It's over..............SK wins! He climbs in the ring. Out runs New Breed and the I.o.V., but without Grayson. Cyris and SK run into the fans and leave Mike D and Filter to get their ass kicked.

Winner: Suicide King Via moonsault and the urinal!

Richard Riley: What a wild match! I'm sure we haven't seen the end of this feud. Capital Punishment came out looking to surprise the "real" TV champ, but instead got a small surprise in the form of the Global Hardcore champion Cyris and the Global belt. This will just add fuel to an already volatile situation. This round goes to DI, but with more matches to go, who knows what will happen. When we come back, we'll see Dean McGrath take on Pimp Daddy J.

A commercial for the new EWA Mastercard comes on and then the show returns.

Richard Riley: The next match coming up should prove to be a very interesting match. Dean McGrath and Pimp daddy J are no strangers to each other. The two men squared off at Bloodbath 98 in a three-way match with Jerry Michaels, Dean getting the win. Dean has been very critical of the Pimp as of late and his recent alliance with DI will only make this match more interesting. If Dean wins he also gets the services or Dianne, PDJ's valet and #1 hoe for a week. It's DI vs. DR as we join this match in progress.

Match joined in progress

Dean McGrath runs to the ring, carrying several weapons with him...one of which is a toilet seat. McGrath runs into the ring, and PDJ rushes him, stomping on his back. McGrath quickly recovers and nails PDJ with a low blow...McGrath lifts a 2 by 4 above his head, and brings it down on the back of PDJ, knocking him to the canvas...McGrath then raises the 2 by 4 above his head again......AND BRINGS IT DOWN RIGHT ON PDJ'S CROTCH!!! OUCH!!! PDJ screams in pain as he rollls to the outside of the ring.

McGrath follows PDJ and nails him with several right hands, and then smashes his head into the steel guardrail...PDJ begs off McGrath, and then suddenly, pulls Dianne in front of him...McGrath looks around at the crowd, and then stares at PDJ with a wicked smile on his face...McGrath then picks up Dianne, and places her on the side...McGrath begins kicking away at the downed PDJ, literally knocking the wind out of him....McGrath picks up PDJ, and tosses him into the ring.

PDJ goes to the corner, and begins begging off.....but PDJ reaches behind him and whacks McGrath right in the jewels with his pimp cane! PDJ raises the cane above his head and brings it down on McGrath's head, breaking the cane in half! PDJ brings McGrath into the center of the ring...he takes the splintered side of the cane, and begins to jam it into the forehead of McGrath....McGrath is busted WIDE open...PDJ screams, "WHO'S DA BITCH NOW?!? WHO'S DA BITCH NOW?!?" at McGrath, who has blood all over his face. PDJ picks up McGrath...he whips him to the ropes, and does a beautifully executed dropkick on McGrath...he goes for the cover...ONE...TWO...NO!! McGrath kicked out!

PDJ picks up McGrath and bodyslams him to the ground...PDJ goes to the top rope...it looks like he's setting up for the Bitch Slap...McGrath slowly rises to his feet....PDJ leaps off, but McGrath moves to the side, and nails PDJ in the gut! McGrath takes the splintered cane.....and jams it right into PDJ's left buttock! PDJ screams in EXTREME pain, as McGrath is just stabbing him in the ass with the splintered cane! McGrath is frothing...with saliva coming from his mouth like some kind of animal, he yells..."C'MON BITCH!! C'MON!! FMC's gonna show you how a REAL man treats a bitch!"

PDJ screams in pain, and falls face-first on the bottom turnbuckle...as the camera backs up, blood can be seen seeping through the behind of his tights....McGrath picks up PDJ to his feet...and begins slapping

him in the face mockingly....McGrath pushes PDJ down, and begins yelling various insults at him.....McGrath laughs out loud, and then stomps on PDJ's neck....PDJ makes an effort to get up, but to no avail....PDJ nails McGrath in the gut, but it has no effect...McGrath nails PDJ with a right hand, and PDJ nails McGrath with a left.

PDJ begins making a comeback, hitting McGrath with lefts and rights repeatedly...PDJ throws McGrath out of the ring, which is probably a smart move....PDJ can buy some time. PDJ gets a breath, and then goes to the outside with McGrath, and searches under the ring...PDJ brings out...A TABLE! PDJ sets up the table, and places McGrath on it....PDJ enters the ring....PDJ rebounds from the ropes, and jumps over, attempting a pescado on McGrath, but McGrath moves, and PDJ only goes through the table! A bloody Dean McGrath takes advantage of this, and clocks PDJ with a steel chair.

McGrath tosses PDJ into the ring, and begins stomping away at him....McGrath turns around and looks at Dianne.....he winks at Dianne...sets up PDJ....and executes his inverted powerbomb, dubbed, "Too Bad For You, Eh?"!! McGrath covers PDJ...ONE...TWO...THREEE....NO!!!! KICKOUT!! KICKOUT!!

PDJ kicked out of the inverted powerbomb from McGrath, and McGrath is irate at the referee! PDJ takes the opportunity to roll up McGrath in a schoolboy...ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! McGrath kicks out...he trips PDJ...McGrath locks PDJ's legs...the SHOALIN SWORD!! The referee is asking PDJ if he wants to submit...PDJ is yelling "NO"...PDJ tries to power out of the Shaolin Sword, but he's not sucessful...how long can Pimp Daddy J stand it? McGrath is pulling back...PDJ's back is arching in an unnatural manner...PDJ, with reluctance, taps out! Dean McGrath wins, and he also wins Dianne!

Winner: Dean McGrath via Shaolin Sword

Dianne climbs into the ring, and stares into the eyes of Dean McGrath....she and McGrath embrace...and they...MAKE OUT?!?!? They're all over each other! OHMIGOD! Wait a minute...a blonde, long-haired man holding a camera, wearing an EWA t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans is entering the ring...why the HELL is the cameraman entering the ring? Possibly for a close-up...but NO!! Dean McGrath turns around and gets whacked in the face with the camera by the cameraman! The cameraman pulls off the cap...he pulls off the blonde wig...it's...it's...

...TOMMY GRAYSON!!!!!

The fans in the arena are going absolute crazy! Grayson takes the microphone from the announcer...

TOMMY GRAYSON: McGrath...I just wanted you to know...we got an appointment coming up at Devil's Night...oh, and by the way...you might wanna bring along Dianne over here (points at Dianne) for some emotional support...because after I'm done kicking your ass, you're gonna need it after that traumatizing experience!

Grayson turns around and looks at Dianne, who stares at him with a shocked look.

TOMMY GRAYSON: Well, see ya folks...I'm gonna go to a place where EVERY MAN has been before...

With that, Grayson plants a LENGTHY French kiss on Dianne, and then leaves the ring, yelling obscenities at McGrath, as McGrath gets up

Richard Riley: What a turn of events. Dean wins, but gets a little surprise from Tommy Grayson. In any event, Dean gets the services of Dianne for the week. Not that that is a big deal, for $10, you can also be serviced by Dianne. It looks like one feud ends, but another heats up. Tommy Grayson and Dean are set

Our next match will feature the continuing battle for supremacy between DI and the IoV. The two men competing both have overcome personal problems recently, however they each need a win badly here if they hope to regain their previous

"Around the World" by Daft Punk begins playing over the loud speaker. Out walks Connor Chambers to a nice pop from the crowd. Some loud "DI" chants can be heard throughout the arena, as CC enters the ring and raises his arms up high.

Suddenly "Dead Bodies Everywhere" by Korn begins and Jerry Michaels walks out to chants of "Homo" from the crowd. As he walks down the aisle people throw beer on him and security has to hold a few of the more rowdy fans back. JM looks kind of upset toward this reaction but he just shakes it off.

He enters the ring, the bell sounds, and this one is under way. CC gets the upper hand quickly by charging and spearing JM. He begins nailing him with quick punches to the head. He gets up and pulls JM up by his hair. CC whips JM into the ropes and then hits him with a tilt-a-whirl suplex, that leaves him on the ground out of air.

CC responds to the DI chants by thrusting his arm into the air and screaming, leaving just enough time for JM to rise to his feet and hit CC with a devestating neck breaker. JM then does two quick leg drops onto CCs neck leaving him coughing for air. JM lifts CC up and the two men now start throwing punches at each other. CC gets the best of it and bounces off the ropes and hits a clothesline on JM. Jm gets up and bam! CC hits another clothesline. JM gets up and this time CC misses the clothesline...he turns to get hit in the stomach by JMs boot and then DDT hard onto the mat.

JM climbs the nearby rope and is going to attempt a drop kick but CC scarmbles to his feet and hits the rope giving JM a real cock shot on the top turnbuckle. CC now climbs the top turnbuckle and hits a hurricanranna that sends JM onto the mat in pain. CC climbs the ropes again and hits a moonsault right onto JMs ribs. A sickening crack can be heard by the fans at ringside and JM screams in pain. CC whips JM into the ropes, and JM goes for a high cross body onto CC. Hes caught in midair by Chambers! CC carries him closer to the corner and drops him face first onto the top turnbuckle. CC then lifts JM up and for no particular reason throws him over the top rope onto the arena floor.

CC then climbs the turnbuckle and attempts what looks to be a frog splash but no! JM, whos on his feet, grabs a steel chair and wham! Nails it right into CCs throat. CC begins coughing, as his windpipe is most likely damaged. JM then takes the chair and begins smashing it over the back of the fallen CC. Chambers screams more and more with every whack of the steel chair, and the fans at ringside begin their "Homo" chant once again.

JM turns and yells for them to shut up and gets beer thrown in his face. CC is now up and he too has a steel chair. He swings it but JM turns and blocks it with his chair. It's almost like a sword fight. CC goes low and nails JM in his ribs with the chair. JM doubles over in pain, which allows CC to crack him over the back of his head hard with the chair. Small trickles of blood pour from JM's melon as he holds his ribs in pain.

CC drags JM over to the steel steps. He takes the top of them off and places JM's head there. What is CC doing...oh my god! He raises the steps above his head and bam! They come crashing down onto JMs head! Blood spurts out and the fans go nuts! DI chants are louder than ever now as CC raises the steps above his head and takes in the accolades.

JM's limp body rolls off the steps and a puddle of blood can be seen right there. CC drops the steps and throws JM back into the ring. JM is just barely starting to move when CC applies the boston crab on him. JM fights hard and finally reaches the ropes, causing CC to break the hold. JM rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. As he attempts to get back in the ring CC hits an asai moonsault which sends both men crashing through the Spanish announcers table. CC gets back into the ring and yells for JM to get his ass up out of the rubble. JM finally does, still with chair in hand.

JM, who's a little light headed from the blood loss, stumbles into the corner of the ring with the chair. As he tries to get his mind straight CC does a running splash on him, which squishes him in the corner and causes him to drop the chair on the outside ring apron. CC begins punching JM in the head and face causing him to sink lower in the corner. CC pulls JM up and props his half conscious body there. CC quickly goes outside and grabs another chair. He enters the ring at the opposite corner of JM and, with the other chair pointing out so it can be driven into JM's ribcage.

CC charges at him yelling. However, it appears the whole thing took too long because JM is now a little more coherent and he grabs the chair that was on the ring apron and runs and CC and nails him right in the head with it. CC goes down hard, blood splattering everywhere. JM, who was also hit in the ribs, also goes down in pain. CC appears to not be moving, but JM can't capitalize because of the pain. Finally JM rolls over and attempts the cover. 1....2....no!! CC kicks out at the absolute last second.

CC is now back awake and ready for action. JM, on the other hand, is in too much pain to do anything but moan. CC gets to his feet and then climbs the top turnbuckle. JM is on his back, half unconscious, so CC figures he's got it made. CC does a moonsault off the ropes only to be hit straight in the neck by one of the chairs that JM is now holding up. The impact sends CC onto his back, half rolled over. JM scrambles over and quickly makes the pin1....2.....3!!

Winner: Jerry Michaels via playing dead and a well-timed chair shot

Richard Riley: It looks like this round goes to the IoV. Both men looked good, but unfortunately for Chambers, it appeared that the size difference was just to much for him to overcome. For Michaels, he now may put the last few weeks of his life behind him and move on, but for Chambers, the slump continues. When we come back, we will see the debut of Ronny Wonder.

A second commercial for Devil's Night is shown and after a few more commercials the show continues.

Richard Riley: Our next match will feature two relative newcomers. Derek Davidson made his debut last week. He looked very impressive but was unable to overcome the wily veteran as well as the interference of the New Breed. Ronny Wonder will be in action for the first time in the EWA. He has made some waves recently with comments about various wrestler. Let's see if Wonder can back up his words in the ring.

Match joined in Progress

DD continues to stomp on wonder as he lays in the corner. Both men appear tired after the back and forth, grueling action of the last eight minutes. DD throws a stiff European uppercut and then Irish whips Wonder into the opposite corner. DD follows up and attempts a splash, but RW moves out of the way and DD nails the turnbuckle hard. Wonder quickly slips behind him and nails a beautiful release, belly-to-back suplex. DD hits the mat hard and rolls around holding his head.

Wonder wastes no time and locks on a Dragon sleeper. DD is writhing him pain as RW tightens his grip. DD begins wiggling, trying to get out of the hold. He manages to spin around, but Wonder keeps the headlock on and the punch Davidson in the guy. RW lifts him for a vertical suplex. DD's boots brush the top of the cage and sparks shoot out. RW drops DD forward in to a front layout maneuver.

Wonder quickly scales the ropes, being very careful not to touch the cage. He reaches the top rope and flies off looking to hit a frog splash. He may have wasted too much time climbing the ropes because DD is able to lift both knees. RW hits hard and rolls around the mat holding his stomach. Both men are laid out on the mat.

DD is the first to his feet, but Wonder soon follows. The two tired men begin trading punches in the center of the ring. DD ducks a punch and follows up with a boot to RW's midsection. The blow doubles Wonder over and Davidson picks him up and nails a devastating powerbomb. DD picks up the limp Wonder and runs him at the cage, attempting to throw him at the electrified mesh, head first. Wonder is able to throws his hands out, blocking the rest of his body from hitting the cage. Sparks shoot out as RW's hands make contact. He falls back to the mat, his hands smoking. DD drops down for a cover….1….2….3….NO….Wonder just lifted his shoulder at the last second.

DD can't believe it. He gets up and yells at the referee. He is arguing with the referee and doesn't see Wonder get up. Wonder slips behind DD and takes him down with a reverse roll up. The referee counts…1….2….DD kicks out.

Davidson quickly gets to his feet and nails Wonder with a vicious clothesline. He picks him up and nails a second powerbomb. DD picks up Wonder and whips him into the corner and then follows with a running lariat. DD lifts RW onto the top turnbuckle and then climbs up and executes a top rope, belly-to-belly suplex. DD grabs Wonder's leg and locks on Screaming Pain. Wonder is screaming in pain but refuses to submit. DD sits back and arches, but wonder is close enough to reach a rope. The referee forces Davidson to release the hold.

DD picks up Wonder and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Wonder reverses it. DD comes back at Wonder, who catches him and nails a Hotshot that sends DD into the cage. DD's face and chest makes contact with the electrified cage and sparks shoot out all over. DD's body begins to convulse and then falls back. Wonder catches him as he falls and nails a belly-to-back suplex. Wonder arches up and holds DD in a pinning position. You can see that the skin on DD's face and chest are charred as the referee counts…1…2…3.

Winner: Ronny wonder via Belly-to-Back Suplex into a bridge (with a little help from the cage)

Richard Riley: Not that is what you call extreme, charred flesh and smoking bodies. Anyway, Ronny Wonder makes his debut a victorious one with a hard fought victory over a touch newcomer. "Devidchild" controlled most of the match but made one fatal mistake that cost him the match. I'm sure Mr. Davidosn will have his day, but that day will not be tonight. When we come back, the first of two main events as Daddy Desire takes of the "Train" for the North American title.

Several commercials play and then the show returns.

Richard Riley: Welcome back, everyone.  It's time for the first of our two main events. Tonight the "Train" will defend his North American title against and up and coming youngster, Daddy Desire. The question on everyone's mind is, will the
Train" be here to defend the title. Just last week, Wayne Rothschild was arrested for charges of child molestation among others. Let's see if the "Train" makes it to the arena to defend his belt.

The screen changes again

Daddy Desire is standing in the ring as "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine begins to blast over throughout the arena. The fans begin to boo loudly as the music plays on. The music continues, however the "Train" has yet to make his way out.

The fans have quieted down ad suddenly "Hero" by Foo Fighters begins to play and EWA President Aaron Michael walks out of the entrance. He makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in and takes the microphone form the ring announcer.

President Aaron: I know many of you are wondering if we are going to have a match for the North American title given the present incarceration of the champion, the "Train." I'm here to say that the "Train" will not be here tonight. Being that He will be unable to defend the title here tonight, I have decided to strip him off the title.

The fans begin to cheer loudly and Daddy Desire begins to jump up and down, thinking that he is the new NA champion.

President Aaron: Before you get too happy there and give yourself an aneurysm, after reviewing the facts of the situation and lengthy debate with our legal department, I have decided to declare the title held up and belt will be decided in a match at the next Extreme Measures. There is nothing better I would like to do then keep the belt away from the "Train" and DI, but given the circumstances, I cannot do that.

Aaron leaves the ring as Daddy Desire stands there will an unhappy look on his face.

Winner: Daddy Desire by Default, North American title held up

Richard Riley: What an amazing turn of events. The "Train" is stripped of the title but instead of being awarded to Daddy Desire, the title is held up and will be determined at the Next Extreme Measures. We've finally made it to the main event. This match will focus on tow men who have met before. They are two men who hate each other, yet having a grudging respect for the others ability. The match is a non-title match but for the two competitors that doesn't diminish the importance of it. Let's get to the ring for this important match.

The fans are stirring from inactivity...it seems they're waiting for the big main event...suddenly, the announcer, Timothy Braddock, steps into the center of the ring. He begins to speak into his microphone...

TIMOTHY BRADDOCK: Ladies and gentlemen...it is time for our MAIN EVENT...the weapons match!

The crowd erupts!

TIMOTHY BRADDOCK: First, coming to the ring...

"Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns N' Roses starts up, and the whole EWA arena has turned into a chorus of boos for the enforcer of D.I., Cyris, who appears from behind the curtains, wearing his ring attire, and the Global Hardcore belt around his waist...he also is carrying a trash can full of weapons.

TIMOTHY BRADDOCK: Hailing from Phoenix, Arizona, and standing at 6'11", and weighing in at 328 pounds, and wearing black...this big man of the EWA is the enforcer of Devastation Inc....he is the Global Hardcore champion...he is......CYRIS!!!

Cyris climbs into the ring, and raises his arms in the air, inciting boos, and several cheers from the fans. Cyris takes off his belt, which isn't being defended, and hands it to the referee to put it in the corner. Suddenly, "Terrible Lie" by Nine Inch Nails fills the arena...

TIMOTHY BRADDOCK: ...And his opponent, hailing from the tough streets of Brooklyn, New York City...standing at 6'2", and weighing in at 262 pounds, and wearing all black with the EWA logo on the t-shirt he so proudly wears...he is the MASTER of Extreme...he is Violence DEFINED......"THE EXTREME ONE" TOMMY GRAYSON!!

Grayson runs to the ring, carrying a Nike duffel bag, which as what looks like a razor sticking out the bottom of it...the referee signals for the bell to ring, as Grayson throws the duffel bag right into Cyris' face, causing him to drop the trash can full of weapons...Cyris gets up, but Grayson nails him with a Lou Thesz press and starts wailing away on Cyris! Cyris pushes Grayson over, and gets up...Grayson attempts a clothesline, but Cyris moves over and rolls up Grayson...

ONE...

TWO...

KICKOUT BY GRAYSON!!

Grayson rolls over, and gets to his feet...Cyris tries a clothesline, but Grayson caught him...Grayson with a T-Bone on Cyris, the big man!! The whole ring shakes with the impact! Cyris is stunned, and he runs at Grayson, and tackles him down...Cyris and Grayson are LITERALLY brawling...suddenly, Cyris picks up a trash can lid, and...

>>>CRACK!!!!<<<

He slammed a steel trash can lid over Grayson's head! Grayson looks like he's out...Cyris begins to stomp away on Grayson's prone body...Cyris picks up Grayson, and begins to choke him on the second rope...the camera closes up on Grayson, and we can see a small cut on his forehead as a result of the hard trash can lid shot...Cyris yells at the camera, "WHO'S THE MAN?!? WHO'S THE MAN?!? C'MON SUSIE! C'MON!!"

Cyris pulls Grayson off of the ropes, and Grayson rolls around the caonvas, trying to get to his feet...Cyris grins at the vision of Grayson suffering...Cyris picks up a roll of barbed wire out

of his trash can, and begins wrapping it around the throat of Tommy Grayson! Cyris looks like he's going to go for a hangman's neckbreaker with the barbed wire around Grayson's neck...but no, Grayson low blow's Cyris, and pulls the barbed wire off...Grayson puts the barbed wire between Cyris' legs...uh oh...this looks like trouble for Cyris' manhood...the fans erupt as just KNOW what's going to happen next...Grayson yells out, "LET'S SEE WHO'S GONNA BE A 'SUSIE' NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!" and he PULLS UP THE BARBWIRE ON CYRIS' CROTCH!!!!!

OHMYGOD!! Cyris screams in EXTREME pain, and he rolls around the ring, grabbing his lacerated...jewels! Grayson picks up Cyris, and sets him up...Grayson lifts up Cyris...PILEDRIVER! Cyris is out...Grayson covers...

ONE...

TWO...

KICKOUT BY CYRIS!!

Grayson picks up Cyris and bodyslams him...Grayson unzips his duffel bag, and he takes out a baseball bat wrapped in barbed-wire...Grayson picks up Cyris and whips him to the rope...Grayson clotheslines Cyris with the barbed-wire baseball bat...wait a second...he sees Suicide King up on the apron, yelling obscenities at him...Grayson begins to have a verbal matchup with SK...SK tries to nail him, but Grayson blocks, and nails SK right in the head with the barbwire baseball bat! NUMBER 71!! Wait a second...Cyris with a steel chair...

>>>THWWWWWWWACKKKKKKK!!!!!<<<

Cyris just WHACKED Grayson in the back of the head with the chair! Number 72!! 73 as Cyris whacks Grayson a SECOND time with that chair! Grayson goes down like a ton of bricks, as his head is busted open! Cyris has a cut above his right eye...Cyris picks up Grayson, irish whips him into the ropes...Cyris picks up Grayson...GORILLA PRESS!!

CYRIS TOSSES 262 POUNDS OF TOMMY GRAYSON OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Cyris exits the ring, and begins to pound repeatedly on the bloody Grayson...SK is leaning against the ring post, recovering from the shot he took from Grayson...Cyris hands SK a chair for some measure of payback...SK whacks Grayson right in the head with the chair, and Grayson goes down...Cyris pulls apart the steel steps near the commentators table, and he stands on one of the steps, along with Grayson...he sets up Grayson with a double-underhook...OH MY GOD!!! HE EXECUTED THE DEATH SENTENCE ON GRAYSON THROUGH THE COMMENTATOR'S TABLE!!

Cyris laughs loudly, and then picks up Grayson...he tosses Grayson into the ring, and Cyris enters with him...Cyris sets up Grayson again for the Death Sentence...but what's this? President Aaron has come down to ring side, and he grabs Cyris' Global Hardcore belt! Cyris turns his attention away from Grayson, and begins yelling at Aaron...

CYRIS: "What the FUCK are you doing, you son of a BITCH!!"

Tommy Grayson slowly recovers...Cyris turns his attention to Grayson, and Aaron gets up onto the ring apron...

>>>WHACK!<<<

Aaron nailed Cyris in the back of the head with the Global Hardcore belt!!

PRESIDENT AARON: Just WAXING the belt, Cyris!

Grayson pulls the limp body of Cyris into the center of the ring and sets him up...Grayson executes a piledriver on Cyris...Grayson covers Cyris...

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!!

Tommy Grayson wins, and Aaron enters the ring! Grayson stares at Aaron with a look of intensity...they nod, and then, they begin stomping away on Cyris! Cyris is at the mercy of the PRESIDENT of the EWA and "The Extreme One" Tommy Grayson! The fans are going ballistic! Aaron motions for something...an official reluctantly hands Aaron two singapore cane...Aaron snatches the singapore canes, and hands one to Grayson...Aaron says something to Grayson...

AARON: Shall we?

TOMMY GRAYSON: You lead...

>>>THWWWWWAAAAAAAAACK!<<<

>>>THWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAACK<<<

>>>THWWWWWWAAAAAAAACK<<<

>>>THWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAACK<<<

Tommy Grayson and Aaron BOTH nailed Cyris right on the back with WICKED stereo singapore cane shots! There are welts on Cyris' back...wait a minute...D.I. here comes D.I.!! JD Freeman, Connor Chambers, Suicide King and Chris Douglas have made their way to ringside! JD Freeman points at Aaron and yells out obcenities...Aaron takes the mic...

AARON: Who's the president NOW, BITCH?!?!? Who's the president now?!?

Aaron hands the mic to Grayson...

TOMMY GRAYSON: You see, JD...I told you that SOMEDAY...SOMETIME...I would get you back for what you did to me several months ago. I told you you would get what you deserved...ain't life a bitch? Especially for Cyris over here, lying there with that stinging back of his...hey, Aaron...how 'bout some motherfucking pepper spray? I think that would make Cyris feel a little better...

Grayson hands Aaron a can of mase spray...

AARON: Hmmm...gee...I wonder what happens...if I do......THIS!!!!

Aaron sprays the pepper spray on Cyris' back, and Cyris screams in pain! Grayson and Aaron pick up the screaming Cyris, whose back is COMPLETELY red with welts...and they THROW him right onto Freeman and company! Grayson and Aaron smile in a sinister manner as they see the torment they've cause D.I....somebody hands Grayson a six-pack of Budweisers...Grayson takes out two of the "tall boys"...and gives one to Aaron? The both of them step into the center of the ring...they pop open the beers...and...DOUBLE GUZZLE!! The fans are just going CRAZY as D.I. are staring in anger, as they carry the pain-ridden body of Cyris backstage!

Winner: Tommy Grayson via Aaron nailing Cyris with the belt

Richard Riley: You'll only see that here folks. President Aaron interjected himself in the match, giving Tommy Grayson the win. It's about time that someone stood up to DI and showed them they can't get away with anything they want. Tommy Grayson gets the victory in his return match. I'm sure the war between Freeman and President Aaron is far from over. That's all the time we have for this week. Join us next Tuesday for the Extreme Tonight at it's regularly scheduled time. We'll be bringing you more matches, interviews and insight on the happenings in the EWA and be sure to watch Extreme Measures next Friday. For my unconscious co-host, Irish Rebel, this is Richard Riley bidding and Extremely enjoyable evening.

The credits rolls.

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