not only does Scott Have an Army, but as of 4-8-98 he has an AIR FORCE.... Does Antawn Jamison, Raef LaFrentz, or even Michael Jordan, have an Army and an Air Force?
Member�s are asked to do the following:
1. Go nuts any time BIG NUMBER 45 hits the floor.
2. Yell "Get mad Scotty!" when he is the last man out of the tunnel...
3. Go nuts any time Witko [Scott Witkowsky, who else?] scores.
4. Congratulate Scott on a job well done, as he leaves the floor, after a victory.
5. Go nuts when Big 45 pulls down a rebound.
6. Laugh your ass off when Scott fakes the pass over the opponents head, causing the enemy to make a stupid noise.
7. Go nuts any time Witko slaps the enemy's shot into the third row.
8. If you can afford it, show your support by buying a PSU jersey with #45 on it.
More to be added soon
Memembers of Scott's Military Force:
Commander in Chief: Scott Witkowsky aka S-Dub aka Witko [who else would it be?]
Army Members
General: Bob Edinger, aka The Predator[when he wears a basketball on his head.]
General: Ed Martin, aka Hoopie [when he wears his b-ball head]
Major: Ken Badman
Major: Beth Moore
Captain: Steve Brock
Captain: Doug Moore
Sergeant at Arms: Todd Kellman
Military Police officer a.k.a. The Enforcer: William H. Chong
Corporal: Tom McGrath
Lance Corporal: Glorita "Glo" Carbungco :SHE ACTUALLY MET SCOTT AT A PARTY...isn't that every girl's dream?
Private first class: Frank Tartella
Private first class: Mike Kelly
Private first class: Chris Lengle
Private first class: Ryan Macaleer
Private first class: Emily Phillinger
Private first class: Steve Snoke
Private first class: Jennifer Waite
Private first class: Kelly Buckles
Private first class: Jessica Hatton
Private first class: Hin Lau
Private first class: Mark Stizer
Private first class: Missy Rudy
Private first class: Troy Springer
Private first class: Pam Logue
Private first class: David Houtz
Private first class: Phil Auman
Private first class: Jared Clossen
Private first class: Travis Weaver
Private first class: Pam Cox
Private first class: Amy Rogers
Private first class: Amberly Patton..That is her with the big guy on the main page.
Private first class: Brad Farwell
Private first class: Sherry Cain
Welcome the new recruits:
Private first class: Arlene Pighetti
Private first class: Aaron Roth
Private first class: Matt Lipschutz
Assistant Janitor: Jon Philipkosky
Janitor: Ryan Frantz
Air Force Members
45th Aerial Assault Wing
Second Lieutenant: Brian "B-Dub" Witkowsky - Wing Commander
Captain: Harlie Bodine - Vice Wing Commander
Second Lieutenant: Jeff "JQ" Queen - Officer in Charge of Basketball Skillz
Second Lieutenant: Gary "Festivus" Phillips (a Pittsburgh native) - Pennsylvania Air Attach�
Foreign Legion
that is correct Scott's legion has gone international
Sargent: Jillian Moore (Australia)
Private first class: Bebago Lugugo (Kenya)
Private first class: Babs Adler (Canada)
Secret Service
Head of the Scott's Secret Service: Mike Dickun
The secret service members; those who do not want their names to be known, but are still members....
you know who you are, even if no one else does!!!
