Predictable Results
Dateline Throop- Last night, a young man by the name of Thomas Stalshek, got what he deserved. He broke into a warehouse containing several barrels of gasoline. After breaking in, he was unable to find the light switch. He reached into his pocket, and pulled out a match. He struck the match, hoping to see by the flame. After the match burned down to his fingers, he through it to the floor.
He is listed as in stable condition. 85% of his body is covered in third degree burns. After healing, he will face criminal prosecution for breaking and entering, and destruction of property.