Marilyn Manson to run for President
Dateline Washington DC- Today, at 3:36 pm, Marilyn Manson announced that he would be running for president in the next race on the Independent Party's ticket. This was a suprise to the political society, because they thought that Ross Perot would run on the Independent Party's ticket. As put by one of the members of the party, "We have a better chance of winning with Manson then with that Texas freak."
Ross Perot could not be reached for comment, but it is said that he is siting at home watching reruns of "I Love Lucy", and in enjoying some quality time with his wife. This is strange, because he is not married.
After the stunning announcement, Marilyn Manson also could not be reached for comment, but it is said that he is sitting at home eating Jell-o Pudding Pops, and drinking his own personal mixture of tequila, orange juice, cough syrup, and anti-freeze.
Neither the Democrats nor the Republicans have a comment on this suprising news, but they said that Bill Clinton came back from the White House bathroom, lookin pleased.