Clinton Elected "Machismo Man of the Year"

Dateline Brazil-In a stunning turn of events, President Bill Clinton is getting a reward for the controversy surrounding his White House affairs. Every year, the Brazilian Machismo Men elect one man who they believe symbolizes everything a man should be. This year, by a landslide vote, the winner is President Clinton. As put by the leader of the Machismo Men, "He didn't get the nick-name "Slick Willie" for nothing."
Last year, the winner was the Brazilian President, for appearing in a Playboy Calender.