Chinese Food

Dateline China- Today, two zoo keepers will face criminal prosecution for what they called, "An attack of the munchies."
Last night, the zoo keepers, Chung Wite and Lee Wung, ate a rare, African red antelope, purchased from the Nairobi Zoo for the U.S. equivalent fo $12,000. There are only about 500 in the wild, adn 134 in captivity.
In his defense, Chung White said "The two of us had an attack of the munchies, and the antelope was just there. We tried eating some of the native Chinese species, but twenty minutes later, we were hungry again."