Criminal Prosecution in Illegal, Internationl Do-Dad Trading Ring
Dateline Geneva- Today, in an international court, the Reverand Sun Yun Ming faced prosecution for his involvment in the illegal distrabution of do-dads to the public.
As you all know, the sale of do-dads has been resticted to military personel and the five richest kings of Europe since 1794. It was in that year that "The Great Do-dad Rebellion" took place. In that war, three million people died. If general Washington had never had that bottle of Jack Daniels and fired off that bottle rocket, we would have never won that war.
Sun Yun Ming, who is the leader of the "Church of Namyak" says it's a God given right to own a do-dad.
At the trial, Bill Clinton was constantly leaving with several of the young foreign seceretaries to "take a breather". All would come back looking pleased.
During the 12th hour of the trial, Russian President Boris Yeltsin let out a loud fart. He recieved high fives from President Clinton and the British Prime Minister. They all were laughing hysterically.
From the back of the room, there was a cry of "Where's the beef?!" from the Canadian Prime Minister.
During the 46th straight hour of the trial, "The Grand Poo-bah fo Farts", which was Boris Yeltsin, ripped a truly god-like fart. This time, he recieved a standing ovation, and the trial was recessed to allow the smell to dissapate. Clinton, Yeltsin, and a bum who somehow managed to sneak into the trial, left to "Take a breather". They all came back looking pleased.
To the tune of "Rhinestone Cowboy", the judge recieved the verdict from the jury. They didn't like the Spice Girl's singing, but wouldn't mind if they just went on stage and posed. The judge then sent the jury for a full mental examination, and recruited another jury. They ended up eating each other, and the trial ended in a hung jury. Sun Yun Ming got off with a slap on the wrist, and he promised to never to do it again. He and Bill Clinton left to "take a breather". They both came back winking at each other, and looking very pleased.