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Rules
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Weed
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ten things men should not say in Victoria's Secert
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ten things that piss me off
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CrAzY? I was crazy
once.
They had to lock
me in a rubber room.
Tt was COLD in there.
Cold like the cold
cold ground.
There are worms in
the ground.
Worms drive me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy
once.
They had to lock
me in a rubber room.
It was COLD in there.
Cold like the cold
cold ground.
There are worms in
the ground.
Worms drive me crazy.
crazy?
I was crazy once.....
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<<<< The Lovers of the Heart >>>>
In order to form
a more perfect kiss, enable the
mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.........
I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek........
I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck.........
I want you
4. Kiss on the lips.........
I love you
5. Kiss on the ears.........
I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere
else....... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes........
kiss me
8. Playing with your
hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist.......
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any
guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl
slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls:
Close your eyes when kissig, it is rude to stare
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not
squeeze to hard.
2. Thou shall not
ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity.
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Weed is a plant that
grows in the ground,
if god didn`t make
it,
it wouldnt
be all around,
so all you mothers
f*ckers
shut the f*ck up
and give it a try.
Why drink and drive,
when you can smoke and fly?
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Adam and Eve
In the Garden of
Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes
on,
Never the less to
say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves
away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with
hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them
best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began
to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after
thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's
thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with
passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let
loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through
the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.
So pull down your
pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the
mood,
For a piece of that
ASS!
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Things to do at any
movie!
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn
in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..."
whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the
good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like
your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing
and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juijy Fruits for you
asthma.
7. During the previews,
yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the badguy
is doing something devoius, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly
at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man
selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what
is going to happen.
12. Tell the man
next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and
when its your turn to get popcorn, yell,"I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!"
and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they
cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell outloud,
"Stop molesting me!"
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Top ten things men
should not say in Victoria's Secert
10. Does this come
in children's sizes?
9. No thanks. Just
sniffing.
8. I'll be in the
dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love
this.
6. Do you have this
with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it?
5. No need to wrap
it up. I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model
this for me??
3. The Miracle What?!
This is better than world peace!
2. 45 bucks!! You're
just going to end up NAKED anyway!
1. Oh Honey, you'll
never squeeze your fat ass into that!
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Top Ten Things That
Piss People Off
10.When a cop pulls
you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should
know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
9.When something
is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never
been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.
8.People who ask
"Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya
there buddy?
7.The radio ad "Hi,
I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive.
I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr.Healey.
You're blind for God's sake
6.When people say,
while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to
come to the theatre and stare at the frikken ceiling up there. What did
you come here for?
5. When people say
"It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck
would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they?
4.When people say
"Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off.
What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat someone
else's cake instead?
3.People who are
willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote
because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
2.The Pillsbury doughboy
is way too happy considering he has no dick.
1.People who point
at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my
watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the bathroom is?
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