TOP 10 SIGNS YOU SHOULD BE IN THE GALAXIAN J.O.B SQUAD

From our home office in Parts Unknown, here they are,
the top 10 signs you should be in the GALAXIAN J.O.B SQUAD...

# 10) You lose to Bill Goldberg/TERAK the beastrider in under 90 seconds.

# 9) Your win/loss record is worse than that of the Dallas Mavericks

# 8) You spend more time being rubbed into the canvas than an artist's paintbrush

# 7) Your entrance music is 'Taps'

# 6) The last time you won was on a scratch ticket

# 5) It takes you less time to lose than to get to the ring

# 4) You are announced as hailing from "Who Cares?"

# 3) Your last name is Armstrong

# 2) Your gimmick involves being a plumber, garbage man, or other manual labor

# 1) You are already a proud member of the