Finally put out!
Issue 7!
Table of Contents:
1. Wrestlers
A. Warhawke
B. Terror
C. Mr. Offense
2.Promoter Articles
A. Why Wolf Sucks!
B. The Fragmentation of the GWF
C. The Celestial Wrestling Federation in 2105
3. Fight Card of the Promoter
4. Promoter Spotlight
5. New Matches!
A. Scaffold Match
6. Addresses
7. Closing Comments
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1. Wrestlers
A.
WARHAWKE
Level 1
Off.
Level 1 Def.
1.hip
roll-1
1.WARHAWKE-1
2.headlock-2
2.WARHAWKE-2
3.body smash-2
(pw)
3.dazed-1
4.clothesline-2
(ag)
4.dazed-1
5.into the
turnbuckle
5.WARHAWKE-1
6.abdominal stretch-3 (ch
E) 6.WARHAWKE-2
Level 2
Off.
Level 2 Def.
1.monkey
flip-2
1.WARHAWKE-1
2.flying
mare-2
2.dazed-1
3.into the ropes
(c)
3.hurt-2
4.flying elbow drop-3
(ag)
4.WARHAWKE-2
5.powerbomb-3
5.hurt-2
6.Super Savatte
Kick-3
6.WARHAWKE-1
Level 3
Off.
Level 3 Def.
1.brain buster-3 (ch
H)
1.down-3
2.deathjump
(c)
2.hurt-2
3.out of the ring
(c)
3.hurt-2
4.Indian Death
Lock-3
4.hurt-2
5.WAR HAMMER
(0)
5.PIN 5(2)
6.WAR HAMMER
(0)
6.down-3 (lv)
Ropes-B
Agility -1
Turnbuckle-A
Power -3
Ring-A
Cage 3
Deathjump-B
Disqualification-5
HISTORY:
Warhawke is from Fomalhaut where he was a member of
The Galactic
Rangers Special Forces. Warhawke and his partner (Dalton Reese)
were
one of the top two man tandems working the force. There only
regrets
was that they wanted more action as far as hand-to-hand combat
en-
counters. It seemed as though most of their missions usually
involved
artillery weapons and such. One day Warhawke's friend ask him to
meet him at a Sporting Arena downtown to catch some mat action.
An
up and coming federation was putting on a card there. Warhawke
met up
with his friend and both men took their seats. Dalton had gotten
ring-
side seats for the event. After several matches Dalton left to
get
refreshments. It had been nearly fifteen minutes sent Dalton had
left when the ring announcer introduced the wrestlers for the
next
match. The match was a midcarder and introduced a somewhat new
guy
named Ranger X to face a 513 pounder named the Blob. Warhawke
knew
right away what was going on. Dalton in his spare time had taking
up
the art of wrestling. After the match (in which Ranger X won by
DQ)
Dalton decided to teach Warhawke the ropes. In the year that has
past
since this time, Ranger X has become an up and coming major star
in
the U.C.W. (Universal Championship Wrestling) and Warhawke has
opted
to refine his ability in a minor promotion (Cetus Championship
Fight-
ing). Once he feels he's ready, a major promotion is the next
step.
VITALS & FINISHER
Warhawke though born on Fomalhaut has descendents
from Earth, main-
ly Arizona. He has Apache blood in him hence his name. Warhawke
stands
6'7" tall and weighs 272lbs. His finisher is called WAR
HAMMER in
which he delivers a flying double tomahawk chop to his opponent's
head
for a pin attempt.
Description:
Tall, muscularly slender build. Dark ravenous hair
about shoulder
length. Square jawed and confident looking.
B. TERROR
terror is power's only ally. this is terror's first year in
professional
wrestling. he is several years younger than his friend,
power, and is
sure to be a force in the federation for 10 or 15 years. he
is capable
of taking a title already so the sky is the limit for this
guy. many
people think power and terror would be an unstoppable tag team,
but both
men prefer singles competition. he is just as intense and
mysterious as
his mentor, power. they are always together, trusting no
one else. his
finisher is an impressive choke slam.
level 1 offense level 2 defense
1. headlock -1 1. TERROR -1
2. punch to head - 1 2. TERROR - 1
3. head stomp - 2 3. dazed -1
4. elbow drop - 2 4. dazed -1 (tag)
5. back body drop - 2 5. TERROR - 2
6. Power bomb - 3 6. TERROR - 1
level 2 offense level 2 defense
1. boot to face - 2 1. dazed -1
2. leg drop - 2 2. hurt - 2
3. into the ropes 3. TERROR - 1
4. standing dropkick - 2 4. TERROR - 2
5. cross body block - 3 5. hurt - 2
6. DDT - 3 6. hurt - 2 (tag)
level 3 offense level 3 defense
1. out of the ring 1. hurt - 2
2. out of the ring (c) 2. dazed -1
3. power slam - 3 3. PIN 6 (3)
4. spinning neckbreaker -
3
4. down - 3 (tag)
5. top rope shoulder block -
3 5. down -
3
6. TERROR CHOKE SLAM (+2) 6. hurt -2
ropes A
turnbuckle B agility 0
ring A power -3
deathjump B cage 2
disqualification 6
C. Mr. Offense
Well, here he is. I promised you he would be better. Tell me what
you think.
Quote from last promoter: "These two team as Perfectly
Perfect!
These are kind of combination that will threaten the "Dream
Team" of
Rising Sun and Overkill (see Issue 1)!"
Appearance: Mr. Offense has short hair on the top of his head and
his side is shaved. He has a handle bar mustache. Offense
weighs a
little more than Defense (hence strength and agility) but both of
their
bodies are fully muscular. Offense is an inch taller than
Defense. They
are both on the Hero side and hate villains.
History: No, they're not brothers. They worked together in High
School and College (both receiving scholarships) in wrestling.
They
became BEST friends and their abilities work to complement each
other.
Without further ado, here is Defense!
Mr. Offense
Level One Offense Level One Defense
1. Into Ropes 1. Offense-1
2. Into Turnbuckle 2. dazed-1
3. Low punch-2 3. Offense-2
4. Foreign Scrap-2 4. hurt-2
5. Piledriver-3 (pw) 5. Offense-1
6. Shoulder Breaker-3 6. dazed-1
Level Two Offense Level Two Defense
1. Out of the Ring (ch) 1. dazed-1 (tag)
2. Bear Hug Into Turnbuckle-2 (pw) 2. hurt-2
3. Flying Leg to Head-2 (ag) 3. Offense-2
4. Death Drop-3 (ch A) 4. Offense-1
5. Scissor Flip-3 5. hurt-2
6. Massacre (+1) 6. down-3
Level Three Offense Level Three Defense
1. Deathjump 1. down-3
2. Land Reform-3 2. down-3
3. Holy Cross-3 3. hurt-2
4. Satan's Fire-3 4. Pin 6(3)
5. Total Takedown (+3) 5. hurt-2
6. Ultimate Offense (+4) 6. down-3 (Iv)
Ropes-A
Tunrbuckle-C Agility +4
Ring-A Power -4
Deathjump-C Cage 3
Disqualification-4
*Check out how their Ropes, Turnbuckle, etc. are conjugates!
Now you may think that you've seen all the excitement there is to
offer
from Mr. Offense. Well, you haven't! The reason I think he is
more
exciting is because he has many unique moves and I get to explain
them!
Death Drop-Other known as "Wooby Cushion"
Scissor Flip-Other known as "Frankensteiner"
Massacre-Punches and scraps to the face.
Land Reform-One word- "EARTHQUAKE!"
Holy Cross-Puts opp. into turnbuckle in a cross-like fashion,
steps back,
runs at him, and kicks him in the chest.
Satan's Fire-What you fell after getting your head burned across
the rope
around the
whole ring!
Total Takedown-Sunset Flip off the top rope.
Ultimate Offense-combination of uppercuts and rib punches.
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2.Promoter Articles
A. Why Wolf Sucks!
There has been much discussion about who the most overrated
wrestler in the GWF. Many people say that it Chaos, they
say that
if the Alpha Stone goes week that he can be taken. But I say that
Chaos can't be overrated, he has been dominate in almost every
fed
that he has entered. I say that the most overrated wrestler in
the
GWF none other than Wolf!!! He continually loses match to
wrestlers who he supposedly should be beating. He rarely wins his
matches against equal or better wrestlers. In my fed he has a
losing
record against Mayhem, Painmaster and Heracles and I'm not
talking
about one or two loses against these guys I'm talking about Wolf
being totally crushed. Wolf lacks the fundamental skills that
most of
the current wrestlers have. He lacks power, his offense is weak
and
his defense is horrible. The only advantage he has is above
average
speed. There is only one reason for Wolf's successful
run in the GWF Promoter Rankings, it's that the fans who vote are
biased toward Wolf and will lie in order to make sure that Wolf
succeeds. There is noway that he could have held so many titles
in the
polls with having unfair fan support. I say get over it people,
Wolf
is a has been that never was and that's all I have to say about
that!
B. The Fragmentation of the GWF
With the emergence of the CPC as a major threat, several groups
in the GWF have taken it upon themselves to seize the leadership
role in
the federation's resistance to the uptart organization.
While at first
this may sound like a strong sense of loyalty for the older
federation,
it is more of a power struggle with groups seeing the potential
for fame
and fortune and to establish themselves as leaders of the GWF for
many
years down the road.
Does anyone really believe that the colonizers prime interest in
assuming
the leadership role is for the glory of the GWF?
Hardly! Mandrill and
Nefarus see the possibility for fame and fortune and a chance to
possibly
get some GWF gold along the way. They are just one of the
long list of
groups trying to gain the faith of the GWF as their leader.
Some of
these groups are like the colonizers, just trying to promote
themselves
to their selfish ends. Some do, however, have noble
aspirations. take
the new FDF, lead by King Arcturus.
A few weeks ago, two men, King Arcturus and the Honorable Golden
Knight,
entered the GWF and approached Commander Sam with a
proposition: Allow
king
arcturus to assume control of the FDF and together, with Golden
Knight,
U.S. Patriot, Killer Queen, and Lance At-Las, they will restore
the FDF
to its proper status in the GWF and will rid the galaxy of the
CPC
forever. Commander Sam has stated that the FDF voted and
agreed to let
King Arcturus take control, because, "we needed to do
something and we
liked what he had to say." No one doubts King Arcturus'
actions are
totally true and noble. Trouble does exist, however.
Star Warrior feels responsible for the GWF. He says that,
because of
his birthright, he will rid the GWF of the CPC.
"I'm glad that the FDF
wants to help. but it is my responsibility to solve this
problem. I
respect Arcturus, but he needs to stay out of my way. I'm
calling the
shots in the GWF." this didn't sit well with the
Honorable Golden Knight
who had a shoving match with Alpha Force after a recent card on
Diemos.
Neither group will back down. Both want to lead and both
are sincere
about it. These are two factions, but, along with the
colonizers, are
not the only ones. One group that could profit largely form
this
situation is the gladiators. They are argueably at their
strongest ever.
Another group is the Masked Assassins. With the
additon of Theatre of
Pain, the Assassins have grown even stronger. Another group
is a new
one, the guardians.
Lead by Gort, Master of the Guardians and supported by Molech,
Pthalos,
and Krogon, the Guardians are making a leadership bid for the
GWF. They
are
extremely confident (hey, they call themselves the Guradians (of
the
GWF)) and make no excuses for their actions. Gort has
publicly stated
his intention of being in the GWF to gain fame and fortune.
The only
member of this group with any intention of gaining anything but
fame
molech, who has a mysterious vendetta against
thantos. The Guardians
have a strong team and will make their mark during this power
struggle.
The GWF need consolidation, not factions now. it needs
unity.
the CPC
winning this struggle and will win out in the end, if the GWF
does not
unite into one. The future of the GWF uncertain and, as
many insiders
say, numbered.
C. The Celestial Wrestling Federation in 2105
I just got 2105 (I know,a little behind), and it's great! Wanna
know what's up
in the CFW? First of all The Gladiators/W.A.R. feud totally
different in
the CFW.
Wolf, leader of the Gladiators just days ago, has been overthrown
by VENGEANCE! The man who turned his back on all of Aethra has
returned
to fight W.A.R. Rumor that THAKUR THE OPPRESSOR VERY
upset at the fact
that Tag Team Champions Thunder and Overkill have decided to
follow
Vengeance. Vengeance has brought Apocalypse Inc. with him to
help!
X-Treme and Desolation Factor are there with the Gladiators to
cause some
pain! Wolf, Malice, and Ravage have defected to join W.A.R.
...could we
be seeing another CIVIL WAR coming to the
CFW?
The Federation Defense Fighters are down a man against the
Stormtroopers as the result of Killer Queen's losing a retirement
match
to Vanity. Rumors were circulating about Vanity joining the FDF,
but he
was quick to deny it, saying his loyalties still lie with the
Rocketmen.Who will be the newest man to join? Some say it's
rookie Blood
Rose, even though he hasn't pulled through against superstars
like the
Matador or powerhouses such as X-Treme.
Ever since Janus lost his CFW Heavyweight Title as a result of a
pacecruiser wreck, he has made remarkable progress. Pegasus, who
won a
four-way match for the title has announced that he will allow
Janus to
fight him the second he gets better. Reportedly,the CPC won't let
him
wrestle until he is 100%.
Thats all for now...2105 is gonna be a great year!
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3. Fight Card of the Promoter
ALL OUT WAR Supercard match results from the Deimos Intergalactic
Arena,
May 15, 2088.
- Killer Queen pulled off a big upset and defeated Massif with a
knife
edge.
- Henchmen defeated the Neptunian Space Croppers when Executioner
pinned
Renegade with the Headsman Guillotine.
- Vanity pinned Omega with the Pulverizer.
- Bomb Squad defeated the Nors Gods by disqualification.
- Mesmer made his GWF debut and pinned Death Knight with a
standing
dropkick.
- Wolf defeated Splatter by submission with the Savage Face Claw.
- In a six-man tag match, Krakan, Ghengis Khan & Mutant
defeated the
Flying Titans (Lord Nexus, Pulsar & Pit Viper) by
disqualification. Lord
Nexus was disqualified for attempting to break up a pin. Before
order
could be restored, Krakan and Ghengis Khan teamed up on Lord
Nexus and
piledrivered him onto the concrete floor. Lord Nexus had to
removed on a
stretcher. Nexus, who was in the midst of recovering from
injuries
suffered in a very similar Krakan attack several months ago, will
probably be out of the ring until the end of the year.
- Brute & Massacre successfully defended the GWF Tag-Team
Titles by
defeating the Greek Gods. Massacre pinned Proteus with the
Massacre Slam.
- Thantos successfully defended the Galaxian Title by defeating
Star
Warrior with the Masterlock. Thantos has held the belt since
January 10,
2088.
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4. Promoter Spotlight
A. None
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5. New Matches!
A. Scaffold Match
This match is from Brian Hillhouse in Canada. It's one of the
greatest
promoter made matches I've ever received.
Scaffold Match
In this match, 2 men or tag teams fight on a narrow scaffold
extended 20
feet above the ring! The only way to win, is by throwing the
opponent off
the
scaffold 20 feet down to the mat!
-Titan Death match rules
-Use Cage ratings in place of Pin ratings
-Anytime "into the ropes, into the turnbuckle, out of ring,
and
deathjump"
are rolled, ignore instructions and roll on the chart below
NOTE* The #'s on the chart refer to the #'s on the dice. (e.g. If
one die
reads "2" and the other reads, "4", follow
the result of the "2-4" roll.)
**To locate the "result" faster, put the dice #'s in
order from lowest to
highest.. (e.g. If you roll a "5" and "1",
put them together as "1-5",
not
"5-1". It'll be easier to find on the chart.
ROLL RESULT
1-1 You stun gun the opponent on one of the steel railings!
He rolls
around
in pain and may fall off the scaffold! Opponent rolls cage/pin.
If
unsuccessful, roll again on this chart.
1-2 You yank a steel bar off from a part of the railing and
beat the
opponent with it! Roll again on this chart.
1-3 The opponent makes a comeback and gives you a
"Rocker Dropper" on
the
steel platform! Opponent roll on this chart.
1-4 You climb the corner rails and attempt a risky
moonsault body press!
The
camera flashes from the stands blind you and you miss! Opponent
rolls on
level 2 offense.
1-5 You the opponent off the corner rails right onto
the steel
platform!
Roll on offense 3
1-6 You attempt to body slam the opponent off the scaffold!
But he
shakes
furiously forcing you to slam him on the platform. Roll on
offense 2.
2-2 You climb to the top corner rail. You didn't realize
your fear of
heights and you fall on the rail...groin first!!! Opponent rolls
on this
chart.
2-3 You deliver a devastating running bulldog on the
opponent. Roll
again on
this chart.
2-4 You climb over the rails and slingshot yourself over
them with a
flying
clothesline on the opponent! Roll on offense 2.
2-5 You chokeslam the opponent on the platform. Roll again
on this
chart.
2-6 You Belly to Belly the opponent. Roll of Offense 3.
3-3 You lift the opponent up in a suplex. You fall forward
to slam him
face
first to the steal but he rams you too! You are both down. Both
men roll
1
die. Highest roll rolls on offense 2.
3-4 You piledrive the opponent to the steel! Roll on
offense 3.
3-5 You put the opponent in an airplane spin. You slam him
down to the
steel
but you are wobbling ! Roll your pin. If no pin, opponent rolls
on
offense 1.
3-6 You trap the opponent in the corner and attempt a
shoulder block to
his
midsection. The opponent moves and you go flying into the bars!
Opponent
rolls on this chart.
4-4 You whip the opponent into the corner rails. But he
jumps to the top
rails and comes flying off with a spinning body press and
continuously
punches you in the head! Opponent rolls on offense 2.
4-5 You tie your own foot to the rail and attempt to push
the downed
opponent off the scaffold without you going too! He falls over
the side
but
grabs on to your arm and pulls himself back up! You're tied up
and
helpless!
Opponent rolls on this chart.
4-6 You climb to the top rail. The opponent sees you and
delivers a
Frankensteiner on you to the platform and you roll off the side!
Luckily,
you
find something to grab underneath the platform! Roll your pin. If
no pin,
opponent rolls on this chart.
5-5 You both bang heads and roll off the platform! You both
find
something
to grab underneath! You start kicking each other while hanging
there! The
crowd is losing it!!! Both men roll pin. If both men fall, the
match is a
draw. IF no one falls, you roll on offense 2.
5-6 You whip the opponent into the corner rail and charge
at him. He
ducks
and you go flying over the rail! But your tights get caught on
the
scaffold
somehow on the way down! We can see EVERYTHING!!! Roll your pin.
If no
pin,
opponent rolls on this chart.
6-6 You both start a heated brawl! You rake the opponents
eyes and he
steps
back almost falling off. You're so filled with hate you think,
"the hell
with
it!", and execute a high cross body on the opponent sending
you both
crashing
down to the mat!!! You both get up and deep brawling! You both
demand to
be
allowed to continue the match! Roll both dice.
Odd-NO! Grogan won't allow it!
Even-YES! What the hell! Let'em to! (Start the match over again!)
TOM RENICK
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6. Addresses
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your email address."
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7. Closing Comments
This Issue was supposed to go out on the eighteenth of October,
put I held it back until I could make a decent Issue. Tell me if
you
approve. I like doing this, but I will only do if I have loyal
supporters.
Sorry about spelling. My spell is on the firtz. It is deleting
every "is"
so try to bear with it.
Sincerely,
Joe Jaczewski
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