Issue #19-August 1, 1998

That's right!  Not only have we taken over the GWF Promoter (now
CPC Report!), but we've also taken over the faithful Joe Jaczewski's
magazine!  YEA!  We just walked into his office and said, "Now it's
CPC's Next Generation!"  It was like taking candy from a baby.  Oh,
sure, Joe cried and whined, but what could he do?  He was no challenge
for our take over!  CPC 4 life!

-Qualitar

Table of Contents:
1. Wrestlers
The Turk
2. Promoter Articles
CPC Takeover
3. Promoter Spotlight
Ty States
4. Fight Card of the Promoter
CPC Summer Slam
5. New Matches!
Hexagon Of Horrors Match
6. Addresses/Web Site Locations
CPC's Next Generation!
7. Closing Comments

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1. Wrestlers
THE TURK by Miss Skitch and Baby Cindi ([email protected])

LEVEL ONE OFFENSE LEVEL ONE DEFENSE
1. Press Slam 3 1. TURK 2
2. Shoulder Breaker 2 2. Dazed 1 (tag)
3. Punch 1 (CH B) 3. Dazed 1
4. Heart Punch 2 4. TURK 2
5. Half Nelson 1 (SH)* 5. Dazed 1
6. Side Headlock 2 6. TURK 2
LEVEL TWO OFFENSE LEVEL TWO DEFENSE
1. Into the ropes/Into the turnbuckle 1. TURK 2
2. Knee Wrencher 2 2. Hurt 2
3. Press Slam 2 3. Hurt 2
4. Choke Lift 3 4. TURK 2
5. Into the Ropes/ Out of the ring 5. Hurt 2
6. Into the ropes (c) 6. Hurt 2
LEVEL THREE OFFENSE LEVEL THREE DEFENSE
1. Turkish Power Bomb 3 1. Down 3
2. Torture Punch 3 2. Down 3 (Iv)
3. High Kick 3 (CH D) 3. Hurt 2
4. Into the turnbuckle/Out of the ring 4. PIN 8 (5)
5. BERSERKER FURY (+?) 5. Hurt 2
6. THE SULTAN CHOKE SLAM (+3) 6. Hurt 2

Ropes : B Disqualification : 6
Turnbuckle : A Cage : 2
Ring : B Elimination* : 4
Deathjump : A Agility :  -1
Brawl *: B Power : -2

SPECIAL RULES :
The Turk is a master of knowing exactly what to do and when to do it.
This is the advantage of being a crafty old ring veteran.  To represent
this, many of his attacks are two-fold.  The attack to the left of the
slash is his normal attack.  If he wants to attempt to execute the move
to the right of the slash, he may roll a die.  He may use the secondary
move if he rolls a 3-6.  If he fails, the opponent takes to the attack
at L1 Offense.

Also, he has a rather chaotic and unpredictable finisher (Berserker
Fury).  This is where he just starts wailing unmercifully on the
opponent in a wild rage!  When he gets this, roll a die;
    1 :  The opponent manages to turn it over to his attack at L1
Offense.
    2-3 : Berserker Fury (+1)
    4-5 : Berserker Fury (+2)
    6 :  Berserker Fury (+3)--opponent's pin Number is increased by 2 if
he gets up.

INFORMATION :
The Turk was once a varitable strong man of the sport, but has since
aged alot, decreasing his power.  Now, he's a cagey veteran, who is
possibly the most resourceful grappler to ever step foot in the ring. 
He always sizes his opponents up and attacks them accordingly.
Unfortunately, he spent most of his career in little independent feds
with hardly any fan-fare.  Only recently has he decided to step into the
limelight.
Turk is a tall man (6'8") and still weighs a decent amount (290lbs), but
he has lost much of his definition with age.  He wears a huge, drooping
mustasche and always wears black spandex tights and a matching forearm
brace on his left arm (due to an injury from a particularly nasty match
about 20 years ago).  He has medium brown hair and green eyes.
* This is based on my house rules, which I send out for free if you want
them.  If not, simply ignore this stuff.

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2.Promoter Articles
CPC Takeover by Qualitar (address withheld)

Well, let's see.  Where I start?  Let's start where Colby and Pelf
started.  First they got the necessary documents to form a
federation.  Hey, this is Colby and Pelf!  They aren't stupid!
Next up they recruited new wrestlers and got many, many wrestlers
to come from the GWF.  That was easy.  Hey, this is Colby and Pelf!
They are very persuasive (if you know what I mean)!
They made a couple belts like the GWF, but added new ones that
GWF could never, and probably never will make up!  The CPC
Women's Champ and Cruiserweight Champ.  GWF's belts have
been around so long you could call them chumps!  These new
belts have brought a new level of excitement.  Hey, this is Colby
and Pelf!  They know about ratings!
Along with all the great talent they've signed (Paragon, Matador
M83, Terminus, Velar the Great, etc.), they've also taken on of
the best as their VP-Reynard B. Guile!  Hey, this is Colby and
Pelf!  They know you can't go wrong with ol' Rey.
So what do you come up with when you add it all together?  A
federation that is mopping up the floors with the GWF.  I don't
see a long future for the GWF.  They don't even have a President,
let alone a VP!  Until Paragon holds both CPC Heavyweight and
GWF Champion (if it's still around)...
CPC 4 LIFE!

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3. Promoter Spotlight
Ty States ([email protected])

I thought I'd give a short synopsis of the things going on in my fed.
Probably the hottest feud right now is Chaos & Heracles against the
Colonizers.
In recent matches: Chaos & Heracles beat Mandrill & Vendetta by D.Q.
Mandrill won a non-title match against I-P champ Heracles
Painmaster also beat Heracles in a non-title match
Heracles successfully defended the I-P title against Mandrill with Massif

as guest referee.
Chaos, Heracles & Bishop Hell beat Mandrill, Vendetta & Painmaster in a
six-man elimination match.
Greg Valentine and Mike Fortune have made their GWF debut, after signing
a contract to wrestle at Galacticon 9. Valentine is undefeated with wins
over Brainstorm, Hammer, Monad, Dynamo by count out and Prodigy. Fortune
has beaten Defender of the Realm and Ursa Major. Fortune has lost by D.Q.

to Bullwhip and Blizzard, and was pinned by Kati.
The card for SuperBrawl IV has just been finalized. Big matches include:
Vengeance, Spike and Malice against Matador, Janus and Mayhem in an
elimination match
In the 4th of the Best of 7 Death Match series, Dark Justice (leads 3-0)
against the Draconian Sheik in a falls count anywhere match.
Wolf v. Terminus in a Total Anarchy match
Two cage main events- Pegasus puts up the CPC title against Paragon and
the CPC cage title; then Chaos defends in the GWF title and the GWF cage
title against the CPC I-S champion Colossus.

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4. Fight Card of the Promoter

CPC Summer Slam by Qualitar (address withheld)

Welcome everyone to CPC Summer Slam!  (cheers are heard from the crowd)
Thank you.  Let's get right into the action.  The rankings from CPC
Report #1 are fresh as we go into this card.
>Rising Sun tried to put Mad Jester away very quick.  You can't do that.
You have to wear a wrestler down!  Well, as you can guess, Mad Jester
took this match back and won it all.
>Thrash took on and beat Supernova to keep her #1 spot.
>Terminus accepted the challenge from Buck Steele for his Insterstellar
belt.  Well let's to the ring.  Terminus started off the match.  Look,
he is just pounding on the poor sap.  Man, it's too sad to watch.  I
LOVE it!  Oh, a couple offensive maneuvers and it's time for the pin.
1-2-Kick out-and what the hell?  Oh no!  Buck Steele is pissed, or
should I say Genocide is pissed!  He picks up Terminus and power
slams him!  Now Terminus is the small one getting beat on.  This
can't be happening.  Terminus accepted a match against BUCK STEELE.
Genocide is up on the turnbuckle... and... here he goes... he
landed!  Oh, no.  He landed the Corpus Genocide!  And the pin
1-2-3 DING DING DING!  I can't believe it.  This is an injustice.
How can those GWF officials let a maniac like that run around?
>Now we take you into the ring, which looks a lot bigger now that
there are two cruiserweights in there.  Prodigy is defending his belt
against Blade.  Prodigy came out showing off with little moves on
Blade and then looking to the crowd for appreciation.  But he shouldn't
have done that because Blade saw a weak spot and went on offense.
Only getting off a small attack, Prodigy turned it around and repeatedly
pounded Blade.  It took two straight Perfect Singles Finishers, but
Blade was defeated and Prodigy kept his belt.
>This was a much awaited event.  Matador of M83 vs. Wolf.  This is big
because they are both ranked in GWF Champion and  Heavy Metal Champ.
Matador of M83 is also ranked in Interplanetary.  Well, the match
started out with a powerful attack by M83.  But after a tough beating,
Wolf felt the blood boiling through his veins.  He came back with a
massive attack and did a Savage Face Claw.  Amazingly M83 kicked out.
Wolf went to through him into the ropes, but M83 turned it around.
Wolf flew into the ref!  By the time the ref got up 25 seconds later,
Wolf was knocked out and M83 was covering him.  1-2-3-DING DING DING!
>Ah, the main event.  Planned for a double belt-losers' belt is
destroyed.  Between CPC Champion Paragon and PWF Champion Colossus.
It was even match in the beginning.  Both wrestlers got off offensive
moves, but the others defense pulled them back.  Then Colossus felt a
rage in that cold, cold mechanic body.  He started attacking Paragon
and before you know it, he did a FINAL OVERTURE successfully!  The
first pin attempt of the night and 1-2-KICK OUT!  OUT OF A FINAL
OVERTURE.  Paragon doesn't seemed phased at all!  He is turning
around and attacking Colossus unmercifully!  Here is the set up...
FINAL OVERTURE on Colossus!  Oh, he felt that one!  And the pin...
1-2-3!  It's over!  There is no more PWF Champion Belt!  Paragon
is awarded with his prestige CPC Champion belt and now, they are
destroying the lowly PWF belt.  Colossus is trying to stop them,
but to no use.  After a Final Overture, you usually don't have
much left.  Let's go talk to Paragon.
Q: How did you get up from that Final Overture so easily?
P: I knew Colossus was famous for using your moves against you
so I was prepared.  I know my move and what to do to lessen the
impact.  I let Colossus go for the pin so I could get him by
surprise.
Q: Well, no more PWF belt.  And the undefeatable was defeated!
P: By yours truly.  Don't mess with the CPC!

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5. New Matches/Charts!
Hexagon Of Horrors Match by Kenneth West ([email protected])

Try this match on for size.... I was sent this match a year or two ago by
someone... I forget who sent it, but its not for the faint of
heart.....My
suggestion..use it for settling a major feud!!!!!!!!!!!

Hexagonal Ring -- Turnbuckle Shock
6 pits outside
1. hot coals
2. razor & barbed wire
3. broken glass
4. thumbtacks & nails
5. live electric wires
6. ammonia

Rules
1. Titan Death Match rules
2. " into the ropes " becomes whip into barbed wire ropes
Roll on this chart:
2 - 7 : you whip the opponent hard into the ropes, it tears his flesh.
add 1
to his PIN rating and he rolls on Level 3 Defense
8 - 12 : The opponent whips you into the barbed wire, it slowly tears
your
skin like it was paper... add 1 to your PIN rating and roll on Level 3
Defense
Rules cont.
3. for " into the turnbuckle " roll on the turnbuckle shock chart
4. for a roll of 1 on any offensive level ( including first ) or "out of
the
ring ", roll on the chart below. you refers to the wrestler on offense.
5. both wrestlers are automatically injured, roll 1 die for the winner, 2
dice
for the loser
2 - the opponent rakes your eyes, then rakes your neck across the barbed
wire
ropes. You begin bleeding profusely. now he rams your head into a
turnbuckle,
you get shocked backwards. add 2 to your PIN rating. Opponent rolls on
LVL 2
Offense
3 - You tried to sit on the opponents neck while it was on the barbed
wire,
but he recovered and back bodydrops you out of the ring into the pit of
nails
& thumbtacks, your whole body is pierced and when you try to come back
into
the ring, your opponent whips you into the pit of live wires! you are
nearly
shocked to death and shorted out the ring. you are unconscience and have
to be
removed via stretcher. OPPONENT WINS
4 - 5 - you give your opponent a stomach first suplex onto the barbed
wire
ropes and he falls backward into the pit of broken glass!! you pull him
back
in with the shards of glass stuck in his back like knife blades, now you
pull
out one piece of glass and stab him in the stomach!!!! ADD 3 TO OPPONENTS
PIN
RATING. ROLL ON LVL 2 OFFENSE
6 - you whip your opponentinto the turnbuckle, but he jumps onto the
ropes to
avoid being shocked, yet he jumped so hard, the barbed wire pierces his
shoe
and hurts him bad. he falls into.... more barbed wire!!! he falls out
into the
meshing and he is stuck there for 3 mins. the ref had to call the match
to
free him, even though he wanted to continue. YOU WIN. OPPONENT ROLLS 1
DIE FOR
INJURY INSTEAD OF 2
7 - you press slam the opponent over your head. then drop him neck first
across the barbed wire rope. you wait to see what to do next. ROLL ON
THIS
CHART AGAIN.
8 - your opponent makes a comeback by throwing a cupfull of ammonia in
your
face. you are blinded and you cant see for a while. ADD 2 TO YOUR PIN
RATING
AND OPPONENT ROLLS ON THIS CAHRT AGAIN.
9 - your opponent makes a comeback. he whips your face hard into the
turnbuckle, and you are down. he then pulls some barbed wire off the
ropes and
hog ties you, he kicks you out of the ring into the pool of
ammonia!!!!!your
skin is burned while you are drowning in it. the ref calls for the bell
quickly. OPPONENT WINS. ROLL TWO DICE FOR YOUR INJURY AND DOUBLE IT.
10 - 11 -you have viciously whipped your opponent three times into a
turnbuckle. you throw him into the barbed wire meshing outside and he
leaps
from the pain, right into the nail & thumbtack pit!!!! you drag him in by
the
barbed wire wrapped around his neck like a noose and go for a pin. ADD 5
TO
OPPONENTS PIN RATING. OPPONENT ROLLS PIN
12 -  you go totally vicious on your opponent! you introduced him to sll
the 6
turnbuckle and all 6 sets of ropes. he then drops down & out. you then
throw
him into the ammonia pit!! now you start shoveling hot coals into the
ammonia
and the ammonia sets on fire.... with the opponent in it, the ref calls
for
the bell. YOU WIN!!! OPPONENT ROLLS ON VIOLENT INJURY CHART

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6. Addresses/Web Site Locations

Check out the newest updates to Joe's page.  Or should we say Colby and
Pelf's page!  HA HA HA!
Find it at:  http://www.angelfire.com/ny/gwfnextgen/index.html

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7. Closing Comments

Well, I can't believe they are letting me get in a plug, but here
it goes.  I hope that I --------------------------- so I will be
---------------------.  Then I will have my revenge!

Here are the results of the Most Hated Wrestler and Manager Contests.

Results of the "Most Hated Wrestler" poll
Ranking Points Name
1. 16! Chaos
2. 14 Thantos
3. 6 Blazing Skull
4. 5 Star Warrior
5 The Sectarian
5. 4 Anarchy
4 Man Mountain/Cycle Hog/Psycho
6. 3 Matador of M83
3 Heracles
3 Mandrill
3 Paragon
3 Quasar
3 Terminus
3 Terak
7. 2 Mad Jester
2 Vanity
2 Bishop Hell
2 Reptillo
2 Beast-Rider
2 Frenzy
8. 1 Krakan
1 Draconian Sheik
1 Alpha Force
1 Mitsuko
1 Billy Jo Boxer
1 Prodigy
1 Colby
1 Brainstorm

Results of the "Most Hated Manager" poll
Ranking Points Name
1. 3 Reynard B. Guile
2. 2 Thantos
2 Mesmer
3. 1 Doomsayer
1 Darkos
1 Solaris
1 Commando Sam
1 The Collector

Next Issue is the big 20!  Send in everything you have!

Sincerely,


Joe Jaczewski

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