HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!
Issue #15
Preface:
I have tried very hard to make everything line up. I am
using
the font Courier New and have not gone over 60 columns on each
line. PLEASE, EVERYONE tell me if everything is lining up,
or if
not, what isn't. I hoped this works better because I've
already
fixed the old issues according to this font.
Table of Contents:
1. Wrestlers
A. The Veteran
2.Promoter Articles
A. Cruiserwieght Class
3. Promoter Spotlight
4. Flashback
Megatournament
5. Fight Card of the Promoter
6. Rankings
7. New Matches!
A. Chair Match
8. Addresses/Web Site Locations
9. Closing Comments
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1. Wrestlers
A. The Veteran (by Joe Jaczewski)
I wanted to honor the war veterans on Memorial Day by creating a
wrestler for them. After cloning human beings became
possible in 2010,
all of the men who served in wars had some DNA taken from there
bodies.
In 2108, scientists invented a method to combine more than one
DNA sample
and take the bad parts while keeping the good. This made
one man that is
as close to perfect as anyone could be. He goes by the name
"The
Veteran."
Born: April 1, 2108 (I hope you got that joke, there are many
more to
come)
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 234
Future ambition: Win the Galaxian Belt. Rid the world of
hatred.
Past accomplishments: Too many to list.
Interests: Long walks on the beach, fireing a machine gun, blonde
women.
Turn-offs: War, CPC, War, Johnny Rocket, did I mention War?
Favorite Quotes: "I'll be back!" (Terminator)
"So much for the three sea shells!" (Demolition Man)
The Veteran
Level 1 Offense Level 1 Defense
1. Into Ropes 1. Veteran-1
2. Combo Punches-1 2. Veteran-1
3. Into Turnbuckle 3. dazed-1
4. Dropkick-2 (ag) 4. dazed-1
5. Uppercut-2 5. Veteran-1
6. Power Slam-3 6. Veteran-1
Level 2 Offense Level 2 Defense
1. Body Slam-2 1. hurt-2
2. Into Turnbuckle 2. dazed-1
3. Clothesline-2 3. Veteran-2
4. All American Drop-3 (pw) 4. Veteran-2
5. Bloody Bomber-3 5. hurt-2
6. Perfect Execution-3 6. dazed-1
Level 3 Offense Level 3 Defense
1. Flying Tackle-3 1. Pin 4(1)
2. Flying Dropkick-3 2. down-3
3. Shoulder Breaker-3 3. hurt-2
4. Deathjump 4. hurt-2
5. Stealth Drop (+2) 5. down-3
6. Covert Operations (+5)* 6. Veteran-3**
Ropes-A Agility -5
Turnbuckle-A Strength -5
Ring-C (no ref? steel ground and poles? I don't like the sound of
that!)
Deathjump-A Cage 7 (once
again-no refs?)
Disqualification-1 (he doesn't cheat)
*Re-roll on level three offense if fighting a hero.
**Re-roll if crowd is cheering for opponent and not The Veteran
No one knows what Covert Operations is, but it leaves the
opponent
injured for
1 card. Is it a secret government mission? Are they
testing some new
weapon
on wrestlers? No one knows except The Veteran, and he
refuses to use it
on
heros.
The Veteran has powerful legs so a lot of his moves are
"flying" or
jumping
off the top turnbuckle. He also has great upper body
strength so he does
Powerslams and Shoudler Breakers easily. The three -3 moves
on level two
offense and the Stealth Drop are moves like these that he created
and
perfected. Sometimes if his opponent is strong enough they
can get out
of
the All American Drop before he can execute it and it hurts him
more than
them.
He is working on perfecting this move.
Ever see a guy with -3 on level three defense? Well, you
will if the
crowd is
into the match. Every once and while, The Veteran can
bounce back! But
if the
opponent is more liked than The Veteran and is getting more
cheers, then
he
will have no inspiration to fight back. Favorite cheer at
this time to
get him
going: FREE-DOM! FREE-DOM! FREE-DOM!
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2.Promoter Articles
A. Cruiserweight Class by Warren Fitzpatrick
([email protected])
I've always had a problem with Cruiserweights vs. Heavyweights in
the
GWF.
I don't know, I guess the old cliché of, "a good big man
can beat a good
small man anytime". In the GWF however, anyone can
beat anyone else on
any
given night. That doesn't hold to realistic wrestling
(well, as
realistic
as wrestling can get). Point in case, last year I watched a
match
between
Rey Mysterio Jr. (arguably the best small man) & Kevin Nash
(arguably the
best giant of wrestling). Nash threw Rey around like a
ragdoll, but in
the
GWF, Rey would have had a much better showing. Something s
wrong there.
So how do we fix it?
I've developed a little system I use when it comes to weight
class.
Following is that chart:
PW Weight
+4 150-200
+3 200-250
+2 250-275
+1 275-300
0 300-350
-1 350-400
-2 400-450
-3 450-500
-4 500+
That chart is used to show how much weight a wrestler can lift
and do a
move with (such as a body slam). This will cause problems
for most
Cruiserweights to complete their moves. As for the
Cruiser's defense. I
drop 1 rank for one number on the defensive side.
Example: hurt – 2 on
level 3 offense is now a down-3. Those should aleviate the
problems
associated with this matchup. The one exception to the rule
I use in my
fed is that I allow Cruiserweights to compete normally in tag
matches
without the disadvantages. I do that so that tag action can
be quick and
it simulates the great speedy tag teams of the midsouth.
This is my way
of
doing it, but what about your?
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3. Promoter Spotlight
None this time, but send them in! All you have to do is
tell
about
how you got started and a little bit about you federation.
Even if you
submitted before, you can give us an update.
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4. Flashback submitted by Dan Cleary (check out the addresses
section!)
WILL COLBY-PELF’S TEAM WIN
MEGATOURNAMENT?
Magnus Colby returned with his wife, Sonora Pelf, to the GWF this
year, 2101,
just in time for the MegaTournament. At the press
conferences Colby and
Pelf
announced their superstar team which includes, Matador Of M83,
Pulsar,
Vengeance, Mayhem, Splatter, Ram, Holocaust, Gladiators,
Mercenaries and
the
Liquidators. Right now Colby-Pelf is leading the
MegaTournament
standings
with 55 points while Omega (46 points) and Morpheus (43) have
closed the
gap.
At the press conferences everyone thought that with this team
Colby would be
sure to win MegaTournament. He is leading, but not with
Splatter (out on
suspension), Matador Of M83 and Holocaust. The first
MegaTournament
update
was:
Omega: 14
Colby-Pelf: 41
Morpheus: 27
When you compare the two standings you can plainly see that Omega
and
Morpheus, mainly Omega with recent champion Pegasus, has closed
the gap.
Why
didn’t Colby-Pelf improve vastly in the numbers? The
single “stars” of
Colby-
Pelf has not been performing. Ram, Holocaust, Pulsar and
Matador Of M83
has
not won a singles match this year. It has been Colby-Pelf’s
tag stars
that
are racking up the victories. The Gladiators are the Tag
Team Champions
and
the Liquidators are the MegaTournament Tag Team Champions.
The
Mercenaries
are top contenders to both belts.
Can Colby-Pelf overcome this singles drought and win
MegaTournament on just
their tag teams, both Omega and Morpheus say no, and most
wrestling
insiders
say no.
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5. Fight Card of the Promoter
KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE by Aaron Chiu
([email protected])
Just wanted to let you know what was going on in my fed. On
the first
Saturday of April, 2088, I held my first major
pay-per-view/supercard,
Knights of the Squared Circle. This is what happened.
KNIGHTS OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE (at the "Cupid's
Arrowhead" Arena, Amor,
Venus)
In dark matches, The Norse Gods defeated the Titan Express, Billy
Jo
Boxer
defeated Ghengis Khan in their first (but far from last)
encounter,
Mutant
beat Omega with the TEMPLE GRINDER, and Rashid the Butcher pinned
Ravage
with DEADFALL.
In the opening match of the telecast, Commander Sam fell to the
up and
coming cruiserweight, Rabies. Rabies was able to defeat the
hardy
American
with relative ease and polished things off with his DEATH VALLEY
DRIVER.
Next on the card was a match between the independent Splatter and
Death
Knight of the Royal Court. Splatter is pretty much a fan
fave in my fed,
because of his tendency to draw blood (though other wrestlers
don't like
working with him), and he did not disappoint the crowd tonight as
he
pinned
DK after a Blood Bash.
The Greek Gods do an interview segment about their upcoming
falls-count-anywhere matchup against my self-created tag team of
the
Satanic Forces, Preacher and Deathlord (though the concept was
made up by
a
fantasy roleplayer). Proteus was livelier and drunker than
ever, while
Actagon was his usual timid self.
On the other hand, the Satanic Forces appear prepared for this
matchup as
they claim that this particular death match is their specialty.
Deathlord
gives his signature: "Satan 6:66 says we're gonna put you in
the ICU!"
while the demented Preacher gave his "HELL AWAITS!"
signoff.
The Greek Gods vs. The Satanic Forces
(falls-count-anywhere). This one
was
all the Satanic Forces as they completely dominated the 'Gods
when they
were out of the ring. The end came when Deathlord delivered
his SOUL
TAKER
clothesline on Proteus from atop of the ramp, while Preacher hit
his
CELTIC
CROSS on Actagon, driving him into a steel chair before taking
the duke.
The AniMen of Andromeda give their prematch interview. They
claim that
they've traveled afar because they've heard about Beast-Rider's
alleged
abusive treatment of his animals back in his Neptunian zoo.
They also
claim they've got a little surprise for him, coming into this
match.
The AniMen vs. The Spacecroppers
(Beast-Rider/Renegade/Vanity). Before
the
match, the AniMen introduced Beast-Rider's prize zoo exhibit, the
Creeper.
They claim they've freed the Creeper after rescuing him from the
Beast-Rider. During the match, the Spacecroppers where able
to hold
their
own, despite falling into trouble early on. However, when
Renegade was
able to snap on his SPINECRACKER, Creeper was able to throw
powder into
his
eyes, allowing for the Incredible Badger to set up the ANDROMEDA
DROP to
take the win.
After the match, we are shown an interview backstage with the
Gladiators
of
Aethra. All three are barely able to hold themselves still,
as they mock
the whole AniMen-Spacecroppers feud. Spike dares his
opponent, Wolf to
sink down and join these "animal wimps." Wolf
then rips threw the set
and
foolishly attacks all three gladiators. The backstage crew
restrain him.
Hmm, I think the Gladiators are feeding the AniMen the reports
about the
Neptunian zoo conditions.
The next match pits Lord Nexus against the mysterious Oriental
Assassin.
The 'Assassin, former member of the disbanded Society of Death,
was the
one
who was responsible for driving Nexus' arch-rival, Invincible
Krakan, out
of the fed. He claims he's going to do the same with
LN. In this match,
he backs up his words, as he pins the Flying Titan with the
ASSASSINATOR.
We are immediately taken to the announcer's booth, where they
summarize
the
feud between Thantos and the Executioner. The Executioner
left Thantos'
camp because he felt that with the presence of King, Queen, and
Knight,
the
Evil GAMEmaster was trying to turn his affairs into a chess game
with the
Executioner as a pawn. For the record, Executioner is not
the first of
Thantos' croonies to leave the camp. The currently inactive
Comrade
Terror
also left when Thantos refused him a title shot (he was the
number one
contender for several weeks running at that particular
time.) Also
interesting to note is that both men have only submitted three
canidates
for their lumberjack match, and can bring in a fourth at any
time.
Thantos vs. Executioner (Hydra lumberjacks match).
Executioner brings
down
the UCWA baby faces, Massif, Commander Sam, and Omega
(conspicuous by his
absence is Massif's foe, Star Warrior). Thantos brings down
Exo-King,
Killer Queen, and Death Knight. Executioner then announces
Comrade
Terror
as his fourth lumberjack. Terror had been absent for the
last few weeks.
Though Thantos was greatly surprised, he introduced his fourth
lumberjack
as a man named Bishop Hell. As the match started, Thantos
dominated his
former charge from the outset. While both men avoided the
lumberjacks,
the
lumberjacks themselves got into a bitter argument. Star
Warrior then
came
down and complained about how his father, Omega, could stand side
by side
with his opponent, the UCWA champ Massif. As there was
bitter argument
on
the side of the faces, Executioner had Thantos pinned with the
HEADSMAN
GUILLOTINE. The ref with his back turned in trying to solve
the turmoil
between Star Warrior and Massif, did not see Bishop Hell then
mount the
apron and deliver HELLFIRE to the face of Executioner.
Thantos took the
easy win after the heinous act.
Wolf vs. Spike (torture chamber match). Surprisingly, Spike
seemed to be
more ready for this match as he pulled all the stops to defeat
his
opponent. After claiming the first two falls with some
grueling
competition, Spike easily finished off his opponent by climbing
up to the
top of the bars and landing the Atomic Spike to the skull of Wolf
to take
the win, putting a cap on to this long feud. A wimpering
Wolf refused
medical attention as he crawled back to the lockeroom with a
standing
ovation from the crowd. The predicted healing time is four
cards.
In the first of three title defense matches, the cocky and
troublesome
Gladiators saw their long UCWA tag title reign come to an end as
they
were
defeated by Exo-King and Killer Queen. After dominating
virtually every
tag team the UCWA had to offer, Brute found himself a recipient
of
Exo-King's DEATH VISE, which softened his back up for the
CHECKMATE of
Killer Queen. New tag team champions as the dominant
gladiators were
dethroned by a team with "royal blood."
The Interplanetary champion, Sylver, then defended his belt
against the
mysterious Mesmer, a strongly hated wrestler in the UCWA.
This was a
return match as the two had traded the belt a couple times
leading up to
this pay-per-view. In the end, Sylver fought all the mind
games
instilled
by Mesmer, as he retained his belt with the SYLVER SPLATTER.
In the main event, the UCWA champion Massif faced off against the
hardened,
and suddenly unpopular Star Warrior. Star Warrior had let
it known that
he
did not approve of anyone as the UCWA champion other than
himself.
Massif
wouldn't buy into the idea, but offered a handshake. From
the onset,
Star
Warrior broke several rules and was heavily booed, but the
rule-breaking
paid off as he managed to pin Massif with the NOVA LAUNCH.
After the
match, Star Warrior offered Massif a handshake for a well-fought
contest.
Almost unbelievably, Massif accepted, as the fans seemed to
almost
completely forget about Star Warrior's arrogance just a minute
before!
(More on the angle of Star Warrior's cockiness in the future,
this event
only showed us a glimpse of his ego!)
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6. Rankings submitted by Dan Cleary (check out the addresses
section!)
DATELINE: JANUARY 1, 2101
Galaxian: Rip (Scott Pokett) Titan Belt: VACANT
1. Colossus 1. Cosmos (Dan Cleary)
2. Jack Of Diamonds 2. Puppy (Scott Pokett/Dan Cleary)
3. Right Angle (Dan Cleary) 3. Dynamo
4. Sting (Tommy Brownell) 4. Killer Queen
5. Vinnie Diesel (Ken West) 5. Janus
6. Fenn (Dan Cleary) 6. ExoKing
7. Slabbyhab (Dan Cleary) 7. VACANT
8. Declaration (Dan Cleary) 8. Homicide (Ken West)
9. 97 (Dan Cleary) 9. Splatter
10. John (Dan Cleary) 10. US Patriot
Diemos: Prince Geatar (Dan C.) Tag Team: VACANT
1. Skinhead 1. Uproar (Cosmos/Orion)
2. Rising Sun 2. Double Dimension/ Lysol (Dan
Cleary)
3. VACANT 3. GameMasters
4. Mad Jester 4. Gladiators
5. VACANT 5. TitanWrestling
6. Grunge 6. Mercenaries
7. Bishop Hell 7. Cult (Elvis/Scorpio)
8. Alpha Force 8. Sam’s Squadron
9. Max Shield 9. The Citadel
10. Vengeance 10. Superiority Complex
Lightweight: Declaration
1. Warp Speed
2. Slabbyhab
3. John
4. Scorpio
5. Skinhead
6. Rising Sun
7. Mad Jester
8. Grunge
9. DragonMaster
10. Double Dimension
*NOTE: VACANT means that spot was held by some one active in
2100, but
not in
2101 (i.e.- Gladiator Legends and Doomsayer)
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7. New Matches/Charts!
A. CHAIR MATCH by Dan Cleary (check out the addresses section!)
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This is a chair match brought to the GWF in 2101 by 1/2 of the
Liquidators
(See later in file), “Punk” Matt Brewster. This
is his specialty match.
Everytime a wrestler rolls 1 on offense or a 4 on defense (except
for
PINs)
the chart is rolled on.
“YOU” is the wrestler on defense
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CHAIR MATCH:
2-3: The opponent nails you with the chair. The opponent
rolls on Level
3
Offense, or again on this chart.
4-5: The opponent props the chair up on the turnbuckle and rams
your head
into
the chair. Add one to your PIN and offensive wrestler rolls
again on
this
chart.
6: The opponent places the chair down on the mat and uses
one of his
best
moves with you landing on the chair. You roll PIN
7: The opponent picks up the chair, but you knocks it to the
outside. A
fight
begins. Roll 1 die
EVEN ROLL: You deck the opponent and go to get the chair.
You
climb back in
the ring, but are nailed by a back clothesline. The
opponent then sets
the
chair up and gives you a DDT. Roll your PIN
ODD ROLL: You gut kick your opponent and then power bomb
him.
You get the
chair and give your opponent a DDT. Opponent rolls PIN
8-9: You grab the chair while the opponent is showboating
and nail him
across
the back. Roll on Level 3 Offense or again on this chart
10-11: You hide the chair behind your back and then shove it into
the
opponent’s chest. You vice the head of your opponent
between the chair.
Add
one to opponents PIN and roll again on this chart
12: The opponent gets in an argument with the Ref and you
grab the
chair.
When the opponent turns back to you, the chair smashes against
his face.
You
set up the chair and then performs one of your super moves onto
the
chair.
Opponent Rolls PIN
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8. Addresses/Web Site Locations
Dan Cleary ([email protected])
* My webpage:
http://www.angelfire.com/ny/SpikeRulestheGalaxy*
*Spike might be retired, but he still rules the galaxy!!*
Mark Bain ([email protected])
Hey, my new GeoCities site is up and looks great thanks to a
great Wolf
pic
by Ben Lee. The URL is
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Ring/7785
Check it out. Later...
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9. Closing Comments
Dan Cleary is the only who responded and said that they were
going to Galacticon. This is pretty upsetting. Let's
try this one more
time. If I get enough people saying that they're going, I
will send Tom
a letter telling him about. Please hurry, the clock's
ticking.
I just want to take the time thank Dan Cleary especially for
submitting so many things. He could have literally made up
Issue 15 by
himself! I have saved a couple things and they will be in
Issue 16
without a doubt.
Sincerely,
Joe Jaczewski
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