CPC 2105 -- PENTHOUSE SUITE--INTERVIEW TAKES PLACE IN PELF PALACE BEFORE A TELEVISED CPC CARD.
ROCKET: I CANT BELIEVE THEY EXPECT ME TO INTERVIEW THESE GUYS AFTER WHAT THEY'VE PUT ME THROUGH!!
QUALITER: LETS JUST GET THIS OVER WITH JOHNNY...
ROCKET: (with a disgrintled look on his face) HEY SHUT UP QUALITER, WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAYS?!?
BEFORE QUALITER AND JOHNNY ROCKET COULD GET INTO ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR ARGUEMENTS, PENTHOUSE SUITE ARRIVED.
PRODIGY: HEY JOHNNY, HOWS OUR GOOD FRIEND BEEN?
ROCKET: YA GREAT, LETS JUST GET TO SOME OF THE QUESTIONS,...
QUALITER: YEAH, LIKE THANTOS, HOW COME YOU TURNED YOUR BACK ON THE GWF?? SOME PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU A PART OF GWF'S FOUNDING HERITAGE, ALTHOUGH I CAN'T SEE WHY!?
THANTOS: THANTOS NEVER TURNED HIS BACK ON THE GWF YOU PATHETIC FLEA!, THE GWF TURNED ITS BACK ON THANTOS!!!
ROCKET: OH SHUT UP YOU WHINING LOSER!, YOU'VE ALWAYS JUST BEEN JEALOUS OF STAR WARRIOR! I THINK THATS WHAT THIS ENTIRE TEAM IS ABOUT! YOU GUYS ARE ALL JUST TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM YOUR FORMER TEAMMATES, CUZ YOU'RE JELAOUS OF THEM! YOU'RE ALL JUST SECOND-RATE BUMS! THE GWF WILL CRUSH YOU STARTING WITH THE ROCKET MEN!
ALTHOUGH PENTHOUSE SUITE DIDN'T SEEM HAPPY WITH ROCKET'S COMMENTS AT FIRST, HIS LAST REMARK CAUSED THEM ALL TO LAUGH HYSTERICALLY. JANUS WAS THE FIRST TO CATCH HIS BREATH SO HE SPOKE FIRST.
JANUS: WE LEFT THE GWF BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO QUAINT FOR OUR SUPERIOR CUSTOMS. LOOK AT HOW ME AND THE MATADOR DOMINATE OUR MATCHES AGAINST CHAOS AND HERACLES...
QUALITER: DOMINATE YOUR MATCHES...?
MATADOR: THATS WHAT HE SAID, CARE TO ARGUE?...OR PERHAPS JOHNNY HERE, WILL GET HIS WRESTLERS AFTER US!
THEY ALL STARTED LAUGHING AGAIN.
ROCKET: I JUST MIGHT...
PRODIGY: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP. WHY DOESN'T MAGNUS COLBY JUST BY US OUR OWN INTERVIEW HOST?? WITH THE MONEY HE'S PAYING US TO KEEP OUR MANY GOLD, WE CAN GET A WAY BETTER INTERVIEW SHOW THEN THIS LOW-CLASS PILE OF GARBAGE. WE AR THE BEST AND WE DESERVE THE BEST!
QUALITER: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO ME, MAYBE WE CAN WRAP THINGS UP NOW...
ROCKET: (with a huge "johnny rocket" smirk on his face) OHO NO! NOT ONLY JEALOUS OF YOUR FORMER PARTNER, WHO MIGHT I ADD, HAS ACCOMPLISHED MUCH MORE AS A SINGLES WRESTLER THEN YOU, BUT NOW YOU'LL JEALOUS OF ME NOW TOO, EH?
TERMINUS: AND YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED SO MUCH TOO ROCKET, RIGHT? LOOK AT US., MATADOR IS THE FIRST CPC HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMP, JANUS HAS DOMINATED EVERY FEDERATION HE HAS EVER ENTERED, PRODIGY IS THE GREATEST CRUISER WEIGHT CHAMPION OF ALL TIME, AND ME, I AM A LEGEND IN BOTH THE AFW AND THE CPC! YOU CAN'T EVEN GET ANY TITLE HOLDERS IN YOUR PUNY TEAM!
ROCKET: HARSH WORDS FROM SOMEONE WHO HASN'T SAID A WORD ALL NIGHT! ANYWAYS, I SHOULD HAVE PARAGON, IF YOU....
THANTOS: (interrupting) AND THATS YOUR PROBLEM JOHNNY. PARAGON WAS A FREE AGENT! HE WOULD HAVE JOINED ANY TEAM THAT ASKED HIM, YOU JUST GOT TO HIM FIRST! ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS ASK HIM TO JOIN US AND HE MORE THEN HAPPILY DUMPED YOU AND YOUR TEAM OF DEGENERATE BUMS! AND WITH OUR HUGE CONTRACT HE WONT BE LEAVING THE CPC ANYTIME SOON, NOT THAT HE WOULD ANYWAYS!
QUALITER: JUST LIKE THE OUTCASTS, HUH?!? IT WOULD APPEAR TO ME THAT BISHOP HELL DOENS'T SEEM TOO HAPPY ON THE CPC AFTER BEING BANISHED FROM THE GWF! IF I WERE PULSAR I WOULN'T EVEN WRESTLE HIM! IN FACT, SPLATTER AND THE MAD JESTER ARE GONNA JUST LEAVE THE CPC IN A YEAR AND RETURN TO THEIR GWF SUDDEN DEATH FEUDS!
THANTOS: I'VE HEARD ENOUGH FROM BOTH OF YOU TONIGHT! WE AREN'T GOING TO HONOUR YOU WITH OUR PRESENCE ANY LONGER!
WITH THAT THE ENTIRE PENTHOUSE SUITE TEAM LEFT, BUT NOT WITHOUT A FEW HARSH WORDS BETWEEN PRODIGY AND JOHNNY ROCKET.
QUALITER: I THINK THAT, IN IT'S OWN KINDA WAY , WAS A VICTORY OVER THE CPC.
ROCKET: SHUT UP.
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