| Description | Hear it! |
| Ovulate damn you, ovulate! | 65K |
| Oh no her clothes are coming off! | 107K |
| We need 5000 CC's of snacks, stat! | 76K |
| Now your swingin', honey! | 94K |
| Moochin war widows! | 89K |
| Good things don't end with "eum"... | 38K |
| How can I last 5 days without shooting something? | 38K |
| Grandpa's advice | 115K |
| As if, don't even go there sister. | 68K |
| What is it sweetie? | 70K |
| I came here to spend some time with my father.. | 135K |
| I'd like to by your deadliest gun please. | 96K |
| This is a highly sophisticated dowhacky. | 84K |
| I need a place to hide out. | 143K |
| It's very easy to criticize. Fun too. | 82K |
| I am the god Ganesh | 236K |
| You want me, come and get me. | 69K |
| You know how I feel about hell-holes. | 125K |
| I just want to give you a big hug. | 344K |
| from now on I'm gonna be kinder to my son.. | 139K |
| Ooh, a Gary Larson calender. I don't get it... | 89K |
| Oh Angel, listen not to this child of satan. | 38K |
| Facts are meaningless... | 74K |
| Your the most paranoid family... | 48K |
| I'm here to collect my free..ow, my boating arm! | 43K |
| Hey, I'm trying to eat here. Beat it peg-leg. | 43K |
| I can't feel my legs! | 89K |
| Surely you can't put a price on your family's lives. | 163K |
| Don't get me started on Lotus flowers. | 42K |
| Homer interested in a matter transporter. | 218K |
| Excelente, muchos gracias senorata. | 175K |
| I've been carried out of Moe's hundreds of times. | 93K |
| Abe's words of wisdom | 322K |
| His name doesn't matter... | 142K |
| Hey everybody! I'm Peter Pantsless.. | 67K |
| Can..we..skip..church? | 52K |
| I love these real Saturdays... | 100K |
| God hates us! | 42K |
| Stupid heater, don't make me come in there. | 33K |
| Marge, you can stand there finding fault or.. | 195K |
| You're a disgrace to this family. | 220K |
| Whoa, you dog. | 117K |
| I love these lazy Saturdays.... | 91K |
| Nah, just your screwy country. | 40K |
| Talking to Mr. Koufax | 355K |
| Doing something he should've done a long time ago. | 535K |
| Sheesh..uck..ew..I'll take the crab-juice. | 315K |
| Homer cutting people. | 521K |
| Homer gets a gun. | 369K |
| Carnies built this country. | 45K |
| Sorry your majesty. | 127K |
| You call yourself the king of the jungle! | 66K |
| Offered a bribe. | 545K |
| I have not been brainwashed...kill the girl. | 69K |
| Homer's Business | 87K |
| Nanananana....fishing, fishing... | 123K |
| They have the internet on computers now. | 23K |
| I get jokes! | 166K |
| I need a name like cut-co, edge-com, inter-slice... | 114K |
| Get outta site Marge... | 89K |
| A rest home for pirates? | 80K |
| Yes, yes, oh god yes! | 125K |
| Simpson, you have visitors. | 120K |
| It's probably due to your ugliness. | 136K |
| Heheh..suckers. | 133K |
| Big deal, you got a wife, I got a rash... | 90K |
| The excersise yard! | 94K |
| Oh yeah, I got that.. | 55K |
| Chicken Song | 99K |
| Space Cowboy (The Joker) | 117K |
| Flintstones, Homer style. | 127K |
| Nacho Nacho Man | 52K |
| Table 5 | 196K |
| H O M E R | 140K |
| I am so Smart Song | 259K |
| Spanish Flea Song | 277K |
| Blimpy Boy | 55K |
| Evil Homer | 96K |
| When he was 17 | 202K |
| Yummie Yummie Yummie | 31K |
| Meow x 16 | 90K |
| Mr. Plow | 61K |
| War! | 74K |
| Evil Homer | 86K |
| I am the Champion | 77K |
| See the Angel | 97K |
| Up, Up and Away | 89K | Mmmmm....collection (zipped) | 723K |
| I'm king of the world! | 33K |
| Kiss my curvy butt good-bye! | 81K |
| Talking to his brain.. | 83K |
| The girls of the internet... | 92K |
| I saw weird stuff in that place.. | 159K |
| I'm going outside to stalk Lenny and Carl.. | 234K |
| Drunk Homer | 121K |
| Playing blackjack.. | 68K |
| After the insanity pepper.. | 136K |
| Homer's five stages | 160K |
| Stupid poetic justice. | 116K |
| Ooh, that's bad... | 227K |
| Woohoo! Your old man was right, not Flanders.. | 152K |
| Me lose brain? Uh-oh..hahahaha.... | 286K |
| I never realized how boring this game is. | 223K |
| I'm making people happy! | 219K |
| Laughing Hysterically | 52K |
| Getting baseball signals from Mr. Burns | 198K |
| American Way | 56K |
| Oh Lisa, you and your stories... | 130K |
| Jump Free Willy. | 35K |
| I am gay | 42K |
| If you don't like it, go to Russia | 50K |
| Remember? When daddy hit the referee... | 118K |
| No beer and No TV make Homer.. | 167K |
| Holy Macoroni! | 96K |
| Ice Cream! I was here first! | 88K |
| Ewww...dogwater. | 130K |
| Hello Mr Thompson | 178K |
| When it starts raining naked ladies.. | 90K |
| Those guys sure sucked.. | 91K |
| Why you little! | 9K |
| Operator, give me the number for 911! | 54K |
| You mean all white with pink eyes? | 25K |
| Space aliens, don't eat me... | 27K |
| Barney, am I a pig? | 60K |
| To start press any key, where's the 'any' key? | 39K |
| This ticket doesn't just give me a seat.. | 189K |
| I have a feeling some bad stuff's gonna go down. | 28K |
| Aww..there's only one beer left... | 63K |
| Remember what Vince Lombardi said... | 297K |
| Gimme the bat Marge.. | 53K |
| Could this be the best day of my life? | 61K |
| Woohoo! Look at that blubber fly. | 28K |
| I hope I havn't upset you bongo head. | 147K |
| Ah! Boogie Man. | 13K |
| Boring. | 18K |
| I hope I didn't brain my damage. | 16K |
| I'm gonna use all the power of my brain. | 52K |
| Woohoo! 4 day weekend | 54K |
| I'll bash you good! | 10K |
| Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. | 12K |
| This is not happening, this is not happening. | 116K |
| Computers can do that? | 39K |
| (trying not to swear, very funny) | 356K |
| You have 30 minutes to move your car... | 159K |
| Hello? China? L'il help? | 56K |
| Look at me, I'm a puffy pink cloud. Hehehe.. | 65K |
| Oh my god, I danced with a gay. | 159K |
| Hello Dean? Your a stupid head. | 73K |
| Dear baby... | 60K |
| Lousy Democrats | 10K |
| What demons from the depths of hell... | 46K |
| Homer was this depserate for a a beer | 58K |
| Gotta go shake the dew off the lily | 38K |
| Are we gonna die son? | 102K |
| This tastes like a dog buisuit! | 128K |
| There dogs and they're playing poker! | 222K |
| Eww..dogwater | 87K |
| D'oh (#1) | 4K |
| D'oh (#2) | 9K |
| D'oh..okay | 66K |
| Oh no! I'm sweating like Roger Ebert! | 27K |
| I'm never going to England. | 18K |
| Thermodynamics! | 32K |
| Vampires are make believe... | 132K |
| Of all the fates of heaven and earth... | 53K |
| Musn't crush, musn't kill! | 187K |
| You have a gambling problem | 157K |