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WCW Attitude
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Hulk Hogan: I know what you're thinking...
Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete...
Roddy Piper: ...you're right.
Eric Bischoff: I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds...
Konnan: I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row...
Hulk Hogan: I was a National champion at making horrible movies...
Roddy Piper: My jersey was retired at the old folks' home...
Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen...
Rick Rude: Cashed over 200 insurance checks...
Hulk Hogan: Suffered a dozen heart attacks...
Roddy Piper: Damn near broke my false hip...
Dusty Rhodes: A blown out light bulb in my fridge...
Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up...
Lex Luger: This is who I am...
Eric Bischoff: This is what I do ::kisses Hogan's butt::
Roddy Piper: I'm not an athlete?
The Disciple: This isn't my real face....
Hulk Hogan: Try using my Ben-Gay..
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WCW Attitude 2
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Sting: I know what your thinking....
Lex Luger: I'm not a real athlete.......
Hulk Hogan: Well your right.......
Randy Savage: I couldn't find a toupee to stay on........
Bret Hart: I refused to job more than 300 times....
Kevin Nash: I used about 3 moves for 3 years straight......
Lex Luger: I liked my bad gimics............
Hulk Hogan: I am the World's cheesiest actor.........
Eric Bischoff: When you watch our programs, bad things do happen.......
Bill Goldberg: You might have to blink.................
Hulk Hogan: The batteries on your remote may die...............
Curt Henning: You may fall asleep..........
Tony Schiavonie: You may start laughing..............
Eric Bischoff: But we'll still stink up the arena..................
Sting: This is who I am.....................
Lex Luger: This is what I suck at..........
Dusty Rhodes: Dis isn't ReALLLLL..............
Hulk Hogan: Try having my bones.................
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WCW jobber attitude
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Chavo: I know what you're thinking.
Kidman: I'm not a real wrestler.
Benoit: I'm just a jobber.
Glacier: My entrance is 6 minutes and 10 seconds long.
Chris Adams: I'm from Britian!
Horowitz: Played football in my back yard.
Eaton: I should've retired and moved to Florida.
Benoit: I lost three PPV title matches in a row.
Armstrong: When you step through those ropes, bad things do happen.
Flynn: I had over 200 losses.
Duggan: Seems like I had 2 dozen concusions.
Smiley: I have no home.
Horowitz: Jobbed to Horace Boulder.
Charles Austin: I DID break by neck!
Shockmaster: Lost my helmut.
Charles Austin: But I still got pinned!
Neidhart: This is who I am.
Smiley: Losing is what I do.
Benoit: I'm not really a wrestler?
Vincent: This doesn't pay for my meals?
Saturn: You try making Goldberg look good.
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Wrestling Jobbers' Parody
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Chris Adams: I know what you're thinking...
Jeff Hardy: I'm not a real athlete...
Ahmed: LOSING IS WHAT WE DO,G.!!
Finley: I lost 100 times...
Hennig: Goldberg speared me out of my draws...
Ahmed: I injured myself a dozen times...
Mark Henry: I don't know any moves...
Stevie Ray: But I still got up,now can you dig it?!
Ahmed: I'M TOO STUPID TO GET IN THE RING,G.!
D-Low Brown: I look so stupid when I did that Frog Splash...
Farooq: See,you don't know me.I ain't no jobber!
Mosh: Pin me,pay me...
Thrasher: But we never get paid...
Jerry Lawler: I don't even wrestle no more because I suck!!!
Matt Hardy: Losing is what I do...
Marty Gardner: I'm not a real athlete...
Smiley: Try lacing my small boots...
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Wrestling Jobbers' Parody no.2
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Hammer: I know what you're thinking...
Reese: I'm not really an athlete...
Raven: I just suck,thats why I'm a Jobber....
Ahmed: I'm 6'4,306 pounds....
Duggan: I won the HOOOO competition 100 times....
Super Calo: I had Brain Damage from falling on my head too much.....
Jeff Hardy: I got thrown over the top rope....
Matt Hardy: I had Brain Damage too and thats how I became stupid...
Smiley: People laughed at my small boots and nappy-head......
Marty Gardner: I nearly broke my neck....
Thrasher: But I never did get up...
Mosh: Losing is what I do....
Villano IV: I'm not really an jobber.....
Smiley: Try losing with my small boots...
