| "I say this will enable me to finish my book. And people say, 'I didn't know you were writing a book.' 'I'm not. I'm reading one.'"
-Jud Heathcote, Michigan State basketball coach, on his retirement |
| "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
-Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking uo again with promoter Don King |
| "I'm not afraid to let people know that I'm kind of an idiot."
-Terry Bradshaw |
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| "Why does everybody stand up and sing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' when they're already there?"
-Larry Anderson, major league hurler |
| "The way I've been going, I couldn't drive Miss Daisy home."
-Andy Van Slyke, Pittsburgh Pirates outfielder on his RBI slump |
| "He once asked me if Beirut was named after that famous baseball player who hit home runs."
-Brother Ray Page, St. Anthony High School teacher in Jersey City, on alumnus Bobby Hurley |
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| "I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it."
-Boxer Rocky Graziano |
| "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
-Florida coach Steve Spurrier, after a blaze burned 20 books at Auburn's football dormitory |
| "I've had teams before that if you told them to 'go back door,' they left the gym."
-Jim Valvano |
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