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I guess that you had wondered what most people who read this think? Well, this is the alternate life story. Most of you know that already. Good, I hope you enjoyed knowing that! For the small amount of time while you sit and read this, what I am doing is not sitting infront of a computer. I like playing the guitar, buying books that I will never read (usually because the words are too long), and making cynical comments about nasty television programms. Actually I don't know how to play the guitar, I like to eat food. I like to shower under soda cans that have been shaken, and having used no effort to create this boring page I never read the whole page. If you read this whole page, good for you, you lasted longer than I did!