Letters to the Editor.

Mogilny,

I'm so worried about the rain forests, it seems like nobody cares, and it's causing a hazardous global warming...and all those aluminum cans! The gymnastics community should be more aware of their decaying environment. Biodegradable leotards, recyclable chalk, re-usable scoring sheets, no driving or flying to these competitions,and get those gymnasts away from hairspray and that Dep (S.B.) and no more showers after acompetition. Take action now before we all die!

A. Dork

(ed-Be alraid, be very afraid)

Dearest Mogilny-

I think it is time for Boguinskaia to start saving her body. In this time of cutsie shit, she has no place, she might as well leave this backbiting and discriminating business before, in time, she is destroyed along with it. Gymnastics is not worthy of Svetlana Boguinskaia. She simply is "too sexy for this world."

Signed-You all know who you are

P.S. To quote Alexander Alexandranov, "She is a gift from god.

Mogilny-

I talked to Natalia Lashonova yesterday as she was assembling pipe bombs in her basement in Riga. She said this to me, "if you want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." She was very nonchalant about it. I thought your readers should know, as it was said to me very devilishly. She seems to be very unaffected by smog.

Kin Zwinkels

Latvia

Mogilny-

Many things become confusing because we expect that other people are going to be confused about something we may be confused about, like Betty Okino. In order to avoid confusion we must be sure to think that we think that the other person knows what we think. I'm not sure that I think so and so you think that I think that you think that it's so.

Confused in Atlanta,

D. Silivas

(ed-what?)

Mogilny-

Gee, how come Zmeskal wasn't at the DTB Cup?After all, she is the best gymnast in the world right now, why isn't she defending that title?

Bob Smith

(ed-snicker, snicker)

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