Hmmm....

Wouldn't it be cool if Bela Karolyi was dead...

Doesn't Lavinia Milosovici look like a cross between Mary Tyler Moore and a chimpanzee?Wouldn't it be neat to see her parents?

Can the Nadia of today out tumble Juliet Bangerter?

Why is the triple turn named the Okino?

Isn't Boguinskaia a priss? Should the Bulgarians have gone 1-6 on floor?

Why are there so many Adrians in Romania?

Eugenia Popa is gorgeous. Chusovitina IS a girl..wait till we tell her parents.

Was Dobre worth more than $50,000? Did Playboy gyp her? Why do so many kids in Romania look like Dobre?

Should Kerri Strug have a prescription for valium? Should Bart Conner?

Grow up Cathy, bulimia is so'87. Where's your urge to purge?

Why did Mogilny leave us? Is Bicherova an alcoholic? Is Wendy Bruce?

Aren't the French snooty? Especially that Karine Merde-met.

Does De Tena have a neck? Does she sleep in a padded room?

Doesn't Novikov dress like a pimp? Is that how Artemov met Sue Demko?

Isn't Sazonenkova erudite? Isnt Baitova stupid? How old do you think Silivas is now? 18? How big do you think she is? 38DD?

Separated at birth: Grigori Misiutin and Ricky Shroeder. Kim Zmeskal and a cockroach?

Where is Olga Strazheva? In how many parts? Is Lysenko the next Strazheva?

Isn't it about time Onodi retired?