| Dear Mogilny- Please, I'm desperate. Explain to me how Betty "I quit dancing when I was 10" Okino garnered 4th AA at the recent Worlds. She has no difficulty, no extension, and leaps like she has a pole up her ass. She is about as artistic as mule dung. How did she beat me? Tatiana Gutsu (ed-We have no damn idea either!) |
| Dear Moginee- I just wanna congradulate Kimmy on her win at the Worlds. I always knew she wuz duh best. She is such a hard worker, and that is all that counts. The Soviets shoulda smiled more. Sorry this letter is so messy, but I couldn't find my crayon sharpener. Wuv,
(ed-We believe this note came from Mary Lou Retton) |
| Mogilny- Hilary Grivich is just my favorite gymnast. Will you print a big color poster of her? I'm sure other people will be happy too. Thanx, Bobbi-Suzy-Ann-Gompers (ed-NO!) |
| To Mogilny- Where are my back issues? I ordered them a whole two weeks ago. Akmad Boonajdj, South Yemen |
| Mogilny- I really believe that God willed Kim to win. He wanted the divine Zmeskal to triumph over the god-less Boginskya. May her and her heathen burn in hell. I must go, as this is cutting into my Bible time. C. Zmeskal |
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