Well, I stayed out with Christine pretty late last night... I woke up kind of early this morning... I wanted to get over to Rite Aid so I could buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers tickets.. I went over.. bought them... then went to Fred Meyer, bought some deodorant, some Oil Of Olay soap, and then left for Target.. At Target I bought a new Pimp daddy iron. Roberts broke my old one, so I got a sweet new one..
*******updated April 3*******
Well, I totally scammed today. I got back late again from hanging out with Christine.. About 1:30ish... I was supposed to go and be an escort in the wire today, but I just couldn't.. Little got the bone instead. This morning was supposed to be platoon sergeant pt.. but Gunny Keil never showed up.. SSgt Bluma took us on a run.. We ran all over base... and then went to the softball field, and started to play a little football... I am not soo good at football, so I went along with it all.. 4th Squad just totally dominated everything.. we beat all the squads.. it was the first to score two touchdowns.. and we just dominated everybody... Well.. We came back to the company area.. we did five sets of pullups.. and by that time... I just had to take a shit.. I ran to the leatherneck.. and did my business.. Well.. That was trouble.. cause as soon as I got out of the bathroom.. I saw Weisel, and he said that we were going to have a piss test. Well.. I had just gone.. and I sure as hell didn't have to go again..
I went back to my room and then we all went to the class room.. I cut in line in front of most of the platoon so I could get my piss test done and so I could go back to my room and scam.. well the only problem is that I couldn't piss.. I started to drink and drink and drink as much water as I could.. Well.. When it was my time to piss.. I went into the bathroom.. and couldn't go.. I pissed a tiny bit.. but not nearly enough.. I unkd on that one.. and had to go back to the classroom.. I thought for sure that Gunny Slosser was going to yell sooo much at me.. but.. he didn't.. Sgt Schmidtz took me to my room and I grabbed my gallon jug, and started slamming water.. I drank almost a freaking gallon of water.. and I was just about done after that.. I felt like I was going to puke.. and I felt like I was going to shit.. Yeah.. I had to shit bad!
I told Cpl Ready that I could piss if I took a shit.. he said that that was cool.. so we both went to the bathroom in the leatherneck.. Coconut was doing the same method.. and was stinking the bathroom right up.. well.. I had to shit like you wouldn't believe.. and Coconut was going.. well he finally got off.. I got right on.. and dropped a BOMB.. I then was able to piss.. I was doing good.. till Cpl Ready said that I was concentrating too much.. and then my piss cut off. well.. I couldn't go anymore after that.. I wiped.. got out of there.. and then sealed up the bottle..
I went back to my room to finally relax.. I was tired as fuck. They needed to get the escorts that were in the wire back out of the wire.. and have them take the piss test... Well.. I did NOT want to do that at all. I turned on the tv.. and the Mets/Padres game was on.. pretty sweet.. they won of course.. 2-1.. and are now 2-1 on the season..
I kept on taking big ass shits... and I now couldn't stop pissing.. wouldn't you know it.. My stomach hurt pretty bad too... Well.. I got in the shower.. cleaned up.. and then noticed that my face was all swolen up.. It was swolen up this morning.. but after the shower.. It was even worse.. I went to see Cpl Goins.. and he had me go to see Gunny Keil.. Gunny Keil had me go to medical cause I looked like shit..
I was admitted into Acute Care, and they checked me out.. I wasn't sure if it was a big zit or an actual spider bite.. well.. the doctor thought that it was a spider bite... so he gave me some medication, and I was on my way... I reported back to Gunny Keil.. and he sent me to PRP so they could check my medication.. The guy down there ended up pulling my badge.. that was the first time that I have lost my badge since I have been here.. Pretty shitty.. I got back.. the chow hall was closed... FUCK them.. Well.. i went to my room.. got some money, and then went to McDonalds for some eats.. I ate my McDonalds slop.. and then went to bed.. I didn't even wake up till 5pm..
At that time, I went to Weisel's... got him away from his guitar, and then we went to the chow hall.. I came back.. went to sleep again... and then woke up.. there was hockey, baseball and sportscenter on.. so I was watching all of that.. At 7:30.. I woke up again.. and then called Christine.. She was sleeping.. I was telling her what happened today.. she was dissapointed that we weren't going to be able to hang out.. but I wasn't feeling all that good...
*******updated April 9*******
Well, I went back to the doctors on Thursday.. I ended up getting my bite cut open and the doctor drained some of the slop out of it.. It was some stinky ass shit. Well, anyways.. I was going to be on light duty till monday, and I still didn't have my badge back, so the platoon had me standing 1-7. Kind of sweet.. sure standing the post is sucky.. but I end up scamming hard anyways.. but there is tons of libo to get when I am off post.. Well.. Thursday night Christine came over.. She stayed for a while. We started messing around a little.. But she had to leave before I went on post at 1:30am.. Friday she came over again.. I was tired as fuck.. We were going to go see a movie, but there wasn't anything at the movies that we really wanted to see. So we went to the movie store.. there was nothing on DVD we wanted to see, so we just went to my room and watched some comedy central. Dana Carvey had a special on.. it was funny as hell... I had to rush her out of the barracks Friday night cause I kept her here a little too long, and I had to go on post.. I was going to let her stay a little longer, and take my car to her house, but she didn't really want to do that.. it was a good thing too cause I didn't have a lot of gas in my car, and I have no money to get anymore gas..
Thursday and Friday 2nd squad was on BUF, so I was hanging with Weisel in the BUF room.. It was cool that 2nd squad was in the rear, cause I am friends with most of them, and I could go into the BUF ROOM and scam for most of post..
Saturday night came around.. Christine came over again tonight.. we sat around.. then we got a little ornory.. The weird thing is that she will kiss me.. let me touch her all over, but she won't touch me all that much.. she will play with my hair, run her fingers down my back, but that's it. I don't really like that.. It is sort of like she thinks she owes something to me cause she is there.. but she doesn't.. We were done, and were sitting there holding eachother, and she asked me what was on my mind.. I said that I was crazy about her.. that I think about her all the time, and that I think I might just love her.. and all she could say is... "Already?" and then she said something like.. maybe I was just lonely.. I was ready to kick her ass out right then.. She of course asked me what was on MY mind, but she wouldn't say shit when I asked her what she was thinking.. she said that she has a lot of stuff on her mind.. I don't know. I think she isn't really sure what she wants.. and she doesn't really know why I like her so much.. and I think it sort of scares her..
I don't know what she thinks about me.. I mean.. I think I love her.. but that is just something that people say.. I don't think that she is THE ONE.. She just is probably a phaze I am going through... and that might be all we CAN be to eachother.. partially cause I leave here in 11 months or so.. but mostly cause she just is treading water through life... and isn't really going ANYWHERE...
I don't know.. I just got a lot of shit on my mind..
I have watched a TON of baseball this weekend.. Dodgers/Mets, Giants/Braves, Yankees/Mariners, Reds/Cubs, and Indians/Devil Rays.. I can't wait to go see the M's next week.. but I also can't wait till I go back out to the wire hopefully starting tomorrow.. I have to stand post tonight.. and then I go to medical.. My squad comes back on Buf tomorrow, so I will be on Buf.. that's cool..
Oh, I got a cellular phone this week.. Bergy got rid of his, and I just picked up the payments.. He gave me the phone, and I just have to start paying the bill.. pretty cool.. it is a sweet phone, and I like the idea of being able to call from ANYWHERE at ANYTIME.. Well, I have to get off here and call Christine to see what she is doing.. I don't think that I will hang out with her tonight, but I have to call her.. I am pretty tired, and will need all the sleep I can get..
