You'd have to agree that Messyhair would be a HUGE overstatement,so Messypants it is! What makes my pants messy? Sometimes I crap in them (doesn't everybody?); Sometimes it's from after a team meeting with the fellas! I don't just play with the boys on the ice you know! They say I have a lot of talent behind me, but that might just be a teammate! Oooh! If you ask who the biggest neanderthal in the NHL is, I'm sure my name comes up!I have no more skin on my knuckles since I drag them wherever I go! I'm the internet's poster boy, because I'm sometimes referred to as the missing link! Also, my brain is so small it would rattle in the head of a flea!
