Clod, the Fraud, Lepew

I should just go out and buy a gun and blow my head off! I'm so damn ugly first of all, and my hockey skills are suspect. If I can't clutch and grab, I'm useless! Why they bother to use me during the regular season is beyond me! I'm missing my naps! I should stop breathing the oxygen that could be used by higher lifeforms (such as a rat). Don't you wish the abdominal surgery killed me? I deserve a rest, don't you think? I am the Antichrist, See me for who I am! I suck. I really suck!