My response...
Twas the day before Christmas,
and with no help from Santa.
The Niners had lost,
To the Rednecks from Atlanta.
Switzer stood up and said guys stop cryin,
we can't lose to that nut Buddy Ryan.
So hold up your heads and get ready to play,
The road to Tempe could be swinging our way.
What do you say guy's, if you win I'll fix the roof,
and I promise not too let Barry cause another Philadelphia goof.
There will be more money, more incentives, more everything you'll see,
Maybe, if your good, you can make a commercial with me.
So they loaded up their gear on the Dallas bandwagon,
still hurting from Philly, yes their butts were a draggin.
With visions of the Super Bowl running through their noggins,
They couldn't stand the thought of another San Francisco floggin.
Deion said, Coach what do I do about the great Jerry Rice?
Last game he burned me, not once but towice!
I know I can beat him, I'm the fastest on the team,
And I promise I'll score this time, you'll see.
Barry say's, don't worry Deion we'll run it up the middle,
Emmitt won't screw up, not even a little.
But Coach, are you crazy, what have you been snortin,
What will he do when he runs into Mr. Ken Norton!!
Deion, you've got to make tackles, you've got to get dirty,
or we're going to have a hard time getting to Super Bowl Thirty!
I know we have injuries and this is all a big risk,
Damn! I wish Haley hadn't ruptured that disc!
So who will it be in the land of the sun,
Earlier everyone thought the best NFC teams were done.
The AFC thinks they've found a worthy contender,
But they just can't hang with the SuperBowl defenders!
And then O'Donnel "passes" the Super Bowl to the Cowboys.
