Yes, it’s the Beewitched Guide to Bracknell’s players, an invaluable guide for all foreigners, unknowledgeable fans and Stormy. Within this section you should find a brief description of each player, plus my opinion of them. I have also tried to include their nicknames (or at least my nicknames for them), so that people will stop asking me who Sparky is, etc. Plus, there are photos of all the players (still not sure if that's a good thing :-DDDD).
Just click on a player's name to go to their Profile. I have tried to give as honest a picture of the players as I can, based upon my own impressions. If anybody disagrees, I'll quite happily put their own opinions on as well. Just mail them here.
Mark Bernard - Goalie - Number 30
Chris Brant - Left-wing/Defender - Number 25 - Assistant Captain
Wayde Bucsis - Right-wing - Number 39
James Bugden - Defender - Number 7
Jason Coles - Left-wing/Defender - Number 33
Matt Cote - Defender/Messiah - Number 8 - Assistant Captain
Mark Ellis - Center - Number 55
Mike Ellis - Right-wing - Number 44
Joe Ferracciolli - Right-wing - Number 27
Jeff Johnstone - Wing - Number 18
Dale Junkin - Center - Number 91
Dave Langford - Goalie - Number 35
Shayne McCosh - Defender - Number 77
Al Meola - Left-wing/Defender - Number 22
Brian Pellerin - Wing - Number 11
Andy Pickles - Defender - Number 9
Dean Richards - Center - Number 34
Peter Romeo - Center - Number 28
Shawn Snesar - Defender - Number 37
Rob Stewart - Defender - Number 16 - Captain
Dave Whistle - Center - Number 21 - Assistant Coach
Jim Fuyarchuk - Coach
Ha ha ha.....NOT!
Below is the olbligatory comedy section. I have run each player's name through a spellchecker or (if desperate) a thesaurus and picked the best option. Be warned, there aren't many funny ones here!
Stamp Berth - Mark Bernard
Christ Brat - Chris Brant
Wade Bucks - Wayde Bucsis
Jam Buggered - James Bugden
Jaundiced Colossi - Jason Coles
Matter-of-fact Comet - Matt Cote
Mar Ellipse - Mark Ellis
Milk Elk - Mike Ellis
Jog Freakily - Joe Ferraccioli
Jeer Johnstoe - Jeff Johnstone
Vale Junkie - Dale Junkin
Damn Languor - Dave Langford
Shaven Mawkish - Shayne McCosh
Alarmed Melon - Al Meola
Bribe Peelers - Brian Pelerin
Anode Piccolo - Andy Pickles
Dead Riches - Dean Richards
Pet Romp - Peter Romeo
Shawl Sensor - Shawn Snesar
Rook Steward - Rob Stewart
Dawdle Warble - Dave Whistle
Jig Fuzz - Jim Fuyarchuk
Mike Uselessbastardwithnocoachingabilitywhatsoever - Mike Urquart
Amazing just how accurate some of them are, is it not?