Cool Quotes
-When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other -- Eric Hoffer
-Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. -- Albert Einstein
-Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on as though nothing happend -- Winston Churchill
-If the only tool you have is an hammer, you tend to treat everything as if it were a nail. -- A Maslov
-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
-Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it!
-Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do
-It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am
-I'm not as dumb as you look
-I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving
-I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
-You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them
-There is no gravity. The Earth sucks
-Pity the poor egg: it only gets laid once
-To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must also be well mannered. -- Voltaire
-To err is human; to forgive is simply not my policy.
-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. -- Jack Handey
-I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem!
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action
-I think I could fall badly in bed with you
-The most damaging phrase in the language is: "It's always been done that way." -- Rear Admiral Grace Hopper
-Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -- Mark Twain
-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -- Redd Foxx
-We have got them right where they want us to be
-Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
-Your attitude determines your attitude
-Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure
-A: How would you like me to make your life a living hell? B: Well, I'm not ready for a relationship. Thank you for asking.
-I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
-Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
-If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
-If I love you, what business is that of yours?
-You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus -- Mark Twain
-Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product -- Eleanor Roosevelt
-Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
-I think that all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am! -- Monty Python
-Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
-If you sit down and think about it sensibly, you come up with some very funny ideas, Like: Why make people inquisitive, and then put some forbidden fruit where they can see it with a big neon finger flashing on and off saying "THIS IS IT!"?
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