Preet's Opions and Predictions on Pro Wrestling -01/17/97
What's up wrestling fans!? This is where I put in my two bits of wrestling. And I'm always right about wrestling so always trust me in what I say. Let's start off with the best federation first, the WWF. Or should I say the federation where you will never see a clean pin or a match without interference ever again! In the past couple weeks on Pay-per-views, Raw, Shotgun Saturday, and even Superstars, there have been DQ's, and screw jobs all over the place. Once in a while it's not bad, but somebody has got to tell McMahon that fans also like to see clean victories once in a while. Now on to Bret Hart (the greatest wrestler ever). I promise you that Bret will win back the championship at WrestleMania. But he may not win the Royal Rumble to get the title shot. That's all I'm saying about that. Is anyone else sick and tired of seeing heels being jobbed everywhere? I sure fuckin' am! Take Vader for example, when was the last time he won a match? Even at house shows he's being jobbed. I just pray that he beats The Undertaker at Royal Rumble 97. And from what I know, he will ( But with outside interference ). Stone Cold Steve Austin will hold a title in the WWF by SummerSlam 97. It's about time they gave him a title. The WWF cannot afford to lose him. He just kicks too much ASS! Has anyone noticed that half the AAA wrestlers the WWF has are over 40 years old! Looks like WCW got the good one's first. Someone kill the Godwinns! Rocky Miavia SUCKS! Now on to WCW. The Giant will beat Hollywood Hogan at the NWO pay-per-view. But expect him to hold the belt very long because Kevin Nash will get the Title in a few months. Isn't funny how Scott Hall is the jobber between him and Nash, and Razor Ramon is the jobber between him and Diesel in the WWF. Expect the Four Horsemen to go through many more problems, also expect them to break up by March or April. I can't believe that Jerry Sags of the Nasty Boys really beat up Scott Hall during a House Show! I guess the Nasty Boys are tougher than they look! But I still think they can't wrestle worth shit. Expect some of the cruiserweight wrestlers like Dean Malenko, Rey Misterio Jr., Ultimo Dragon, etc. to move up in WCW and contend for bigger and better titles. Expect one of those three I just mentioned to get a Heavyweight Title shot by Augest or September. It doesn't mean they will win.
Doesn't ECW kick so much ass? I love it when wrestling and raw violence are mixed together! Don't expect The Sandman to hold the title for very much longer. Someone totally unexpected will beat him for it. The BWO is a hell of a lot better than the NWO. Don't be surprised if you see Sunny making appearences in the ECW arena along with Chris Candido ( Skip ).
Well, that's all for this installement of my opinions and predictions. Remember, I'M ALWAYS RIGHT ABOUT MY PREDICTIONS!