I wonder why
Why
There are logical explinations for some of these, but don't analyze them cause then they
won't be funny. Just take them at face value.
Sometimes I wonder why:
- is there is a takeout section on the menu at Hooters?
- they can't make the whole airplane out of the same material as that little black
indestructable box?
- do musicians have benefit concerts for starving people when they charge 6 bucks for a hotdog at the
concert?
- do people spend hundreds of dollars on a stairmaster and then get mad when the escalator is broken?
- do people buy gourmet catfood when a cat will eat any small rodent in the yard?
- do parents think Bert and Ernie are good role models for little kids? (they are two single men living
together who have no interest in the opposite sex, no means of support, and who hang out with a 7 foot
yellow bird)
- is it that when people in movies get shot (could be in the toe) blood always comes out of their mouth?
- is it that in movies when cars crash they always blow up?
- does it say "fish not included" on the boxes aquariums come in?
- can the professor make a radio out of a coconut, but can't patch a hole in a boat?
- can they make an 8 hour VCR tape, but they can't fit a three hour movie (ie. Braveheart) on one tape?
- is the armor on a storm trooper basically worthless?
- in Star Wars O-bi-wan says, when the transport is wrecked, that the blast points are too accurate for
sand people, and that they could only be that of imperial storm troopers, yet for the rest of the three movies
the storm troopers can't hit ANYTHING?
There will be more to come as I think of them.....or when I see a good one somewhere....
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