Why

Sometimes I wonder why:

• is there is a takeout section on the menu at Hooters?
• they can't make the whole airplane out of the same material as that little black indestructable box?
• do musicians have benefit concerts for starving people when they charge 6 bucks for a hotdog at the concert?
• do people spend hundreds of dollars on a stairmaster and then get mad when the escalator is broken?
• do people buy gourmet catfood when a cat will eat any small rodent in the yard?
• do parents think Bert and Ernie are good role models for little kids? (they are two single men living together who have no interest in the opposite sex, no means of support, and who hang out with a 7 foot yellow bird)
• is it that when people in movies get shot (could be in the toe) blood always comes out of their mouth?
• is it that in movies when cars crash they always blow up?
• does it say "fish not included" on the boxes aquariums come in?
• can the professor make a radio out of a coconut, but can't patch a hole in a boat?
• can they make an 8 hour VCR tape, but they can't fit a three hour movie (ie. Braveheart) on one tape?
• is the armor on a storm trooper basically worthless?
• in Star Wars O-bi-wan says, when the transport is wrecked, that the blast points are too accurate for sand people, and that they could only be that of imperial storm troopers, yet for the rest of the three movies the storm troopers can't hit ANYTHING?

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