A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both
cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They
crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest's collar
and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars.
There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God."
God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace the rest of our days." And the priest said, "I agree
with you completely. This must be a sign from God. And the rabbi said,
"and look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break, surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. And so he
handed the bottle to the priest. The priest said he agreed, took a few
big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the
bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to the
priest.
The priest asked, "Aren't you going to have any?"
The rabbi replied, "No....I think I'll just wait for the police."
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