Q: Do you know why they couldn't have a nativity scene at Notre Dame?
A: They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get as far away from Notre Dame as possible
Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and the ND Whining Irish??
A: ND makes it through the end of the tunnel before they get killed.
Did you hear that Bob Davie is dressing only 15 players this season? The rest can dress themselves.
Q: What does a Notre Dame say when he sees you?
A: Would you like fries to go with that, sir?
Q: What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a three-week-old puppy?
A: Eventually the puppy will stop whining.
Q: What do you call 30 Notre Dame students in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: Why are they planning to resurface Notre Dame Stadium with cardboard?
A: Because the Irish always play better on paper.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a Notre Dame graduate?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.
Q: Why do Notre Dame graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of
their vehicles?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How many Notre Dame football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just two, but they each get three hours credit.
Q: Do you know where Tom Osborne moved after he retired?
A: South Bend, he wanted to get as far away from football as he could.
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