winning submission to the first annual modiKa Vermin Valentine Haiku Contest, where entries may only
     make use of words culled from v-day heart candies: 

"I love my sweetie...
Will you be my baby, yes?...
Come on, be my pie." 

Monica Lewinsky knew which
Of the President's organs did itch
But Kaczynski's bad mail
Put him in jail
Where now he's some bad man's bitch
