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COMING SOON ...WORLD LEAGUE TELEVISION!

Not content with holding down a full-time job as a programmer over the summer, I have also been working on a top-secret project to increase the coverage of the World League on television. No, not for me holidays on sunshine islands of sun, sea, sand and some other stuff. I've been busy and it's been hard work, but the time has now come to launch this project to you, the Blunt Views readers.

Yes, courtesy of an old Betamax video recorder, the ariel from a Cortina and various bits I've collected from toasters I've broken, I've managed to rig up a television recording studio complete with transmitter, from which I intend to broadcast nothing but World League related programmes. Work is already well underway to bring you only the best in entertainment, current affairs, comedy and, naturally, sport. Details are naturally a little sketchy at this point, but here's a quick look at what might be on a TV set near you, soon ...

5.00 CHILDREN'S TV: THE CABBAGE PATCH KIDS
With Scott Couper
6.30 THE CRYSTAL DAZE
Richard O'Bald challenges six teams of 40 competitors to negotiate physical, mental and skill challenges on their way to the Crystal Bowl.
7.00 ANIMAL HOSPITAL
Rolf Harris watches as trained vets attempt to save the life of a London lion, which has been savagely attacked by a bear from Edinburgh.
7.30 ONE FOOT ON THE PLANE
Situation comedy about the London Monarchs' last game of the season.
8.00 TOP OF THE FLOPS
Star performers tonight are Scott Wilson with "Boom Boom Boom" and Bob Strachan singing "Wannabe A Claymore".
8.30 SPORTS SPECIAL: CLAYMORES WIN THE WORDLD BOWL (REPEAT)
Unavoidably cancelled due to poor transmissions.
9.30 THE X FILES
Mulder and Scully are joined by Special Agent Coghill to track down unidentified flying objects (Dave Barr passes) at Murrayfield Stadium.
10.15 WHOSE LINEBACKER IS IT ANYWAY?
Game show where the guests use their improvisational skills to protect a quarterback, with hilarious consequences.
10.45 FILM: RESERVOIR SHUGS
Cult director Quentin Torriero's controversial film. Contains scenes of extreme violence with inflatable baseball bats.
12.00 THE GALAXY AT NIGHT
Patrick Old turns his telescope towards the latest man-made satellite ... a Ralf Kleinmann fieldgoal.
12.30 CLOSE

5.00	CHILDREN'S TV: THE CABBAGE PATCH KIDS With Scott Couper
6.30	THE CRYSTAL DAZE Richard O'Bald challenges six teams of 40 competitors to negotiate physical, mental and skill challenges on their way to the Crystal Bowl.
7.00	ANIMAL HOSPITAL Rolf Harris watches as trained vets attempt to save the life of a London lion, which has been savagely attacked by a bear from Edinburgh.
7.30	ONE FOOT ON THE PLANE Situation comedy about the London Monarchs' last game of the season.
8.00	TOP OF THE FLOPS Star performers tonight are Scott Wilson with "Boom Boom Boom" and Bob Strachan singing "Wannabe A Claymore".
8.30	SPORTS SPECIAL: CLAYMORES WIN THE WORDLD BOWL (REPEAT) Unavoidably cancelled due to poor transmissions.
9.30	THE X FILES Mulder and Scully are joined by Special Agent Coghill to track down unidentified flying objects (Dave Barr passes) at Murrayfield Stadium.
10.15	WHOSE LINEBACKER IS IT ANYWAY? Game show where the guests use their improvisational skills to protect a quarterback, with hilarious consequences.
10.45	FILM: RESERVOIR SHUGS Cult director Quentin Torriero's controversial film. Contains scenes of extreme violence with inflatable baseball bats.
12.00	THE GALAXY AT NIGHT Patrick Old turns his telescope towards the latest man-made satellite ... a Ralf Kleinmann fieldgoal.
12.30	CLOSE

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