The Rocking Web Ranch
Humor at the Rocking Web
COWS ON THE MOON?
I bet you didn't know that by 1953 cows already had the technology to go to the moon.
In fact by the time Buzz Aldrin and the Apollo 11 had landed on the moon the cows had already
genetically adapted to the moons gravity and atmosphere so well that they no longer had to
wear space suits!
Hey Arnold, Got Milk?
Remember the movie Terminator 2, where the T-1000 just kept coming after Arnold and trying to
kill him. What do you think Arnold would have done if the T-1000 was a cow? (I bet he would had even
bigger problems)
Why to be a Cowboy Top Ten List
10.You get to drive a truck
9.You get to pull a horse trailer with your truck
8.You get to put a horse in your horse trailer
7. You can ride your horse that you can put in your horse trailer that you can pull with your
truck that you can drive!
6. Wrangler jeans last longer than Levis
5. Resistal hats cover up "balding" heads
4. Cowboys wear cool shirts
3. Even cowboys like a little bit of Rock'n'Roll
2. Country music is the best
1. Cowgirls!!!
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