Women reason if you've managed to lift the toilet seat up,
gravity's on your side in putting it back down
Most of the time, most women are not thinking about having sex
"I ate it, didn't I ?" is not considered praise for any meal
In a woman's eyes, your responsibility for children does not end at conception
Women want men to get rid of their comb-overs; they're not different --
they're ridiculous -- if you're losing your hair -- deal with it
An order of takeout ribs and a some macho movie is not a woman's idea of a good evening
"Yeah yeah, you look fine." isn't considered a compliment by any woman
Even if true, never say "Yes, I do tell my friends everything."
Women think men have more than enuff computer games
Women think have men have way too many t-shirts
Women don't like beards or goatees
Every actor women find attractive is not gay -- you can stop using this
A hug or a kiss is not always a prelude or invitation to sex
When women ask "Are you listening ?" they already know you're
not
Women think your friends are all idiots
Nothing says "I love you" like offering to run an errand
If you can rebuild the carburetor on a '66 Mustang, working the washing machine should be a snap
Yes and no are sometimes acceptable answers -- grunts and blank stares are usually not
A sore back that prevents you from doing household chores for 17 months is a problem -- see a doctor
Women think underwear needs to be replaced every five years
For reasons of their own, women thinks romantic weekends do not involve baiting a hook
Women don't consider a slap on the butt and a "How 'bout a cold beer ?" as foreplay
The missionary position is best left to missionaries
Rolling over and mumbling "I've got to get some sleep." does not produce an afterglow according to women
If it was "really good" for the woman... you wouldn't have to ask
