Things To Do on an Elevator

· When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

· Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

· Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

· Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

· Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

· Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

· Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

· Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

· Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

· Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

· Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures andexits with the passengers.

· Ask, "Did you feel that?"

· Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

· When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

· Swat at flies that don't exist.

· Tell people that you can see their aura.

· Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

· Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

· Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"

· Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

· Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM," and back away slowly.

· Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

· Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

· Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

· Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,"I have new socks on."

· Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."