(Plus Amanda's Cosmic Commentary...)

1. I KNEW there was a reason I came here tonight...
(yeah, to get some...)

2. I felt your presence and was immediately drawn to you.
(hmmmm)

3. I'm sorry to be so forward, but you are mesmerizing!
(and you are drunk...)

4. Let me be your prince, Cinderella, and we'll have a ball.
(okay, I'll admit, this one IS cute!)

5. Let's grow old together.
(Can I finish my drink first???)

6. Do you know how gorgeous you are?
(yes, which is how I know I am way too good for you...)

7. I kept saying to myself, "just go over and say hi. Just say SOMETHING!" and I'm so glad I did.
(ok, this is pretty good. Nice, sincere...)

8. I can see my children in your eyes.
(NO NO NO! If someone walked up to me and said "I can see my children in your eyes, I'd say, "yeah, and I can see my fist in your face!")

9. Aren't you my aerobics instructor?
(yes, I host the "Flabs of Steel" workout video.)

10. One word...GREAT!