Breast Milk
    One student, not necessarily a well-prepared student, sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper.  The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."
    What to write?  He sighed and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

    1. No need to boil.
    2. Cats can't steal it.
    3. Available whenever necessary.

    Again, what to write?  Once more he sighed.  He frowned.  He scowled.  Then he sighed again.  But suddenly he brightened.  He grabbed his pen and triumphantly scribbled his definitive answer:

    4. Available in attractive containers.

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