Strange and unusual laws......
In North Carolina, the law forbids you to plow your
cotton fields with an elephant.
In Kansas, you canot keep a dead animal in your
house.
In California, the law states you cannot ride a
horse into a restaurant.
In Frankfort, Kentucky it is illegal to shoot off
a ploiceman's tie.
In Devon, Connecticut, it is illegal to walk backwards
after sunset.
In Greene, New York it is illegal to eat peanuts
and walk backwards on the sidewalk when a concert is on.
In Tenesee, it is illegal to shoot any game other
than whales from a moving vehicle.
In Seattle, Washington, there is a law on the books
forbidding people to carry a concealed weapon that is more than six feet
long.
It is illegal to ride an ugly horse in Wilbur, Washington.
Texas law forbids anyone from having a pair of pliers
in their possesion.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep
down Hollywood Blvd. at one time.
A Pennsylvania state law bans singing in the bathtub.
A Washington law states that a motorcar driven at
night must be preceeded by someone carrying a lantern at least 100 yards
in front of the vehicle.
In Pennsylvania, automobiles traveling on country
roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes
for the road to clear.
A Utah law forbids fishing from horseback.
In Kansas, it is illegal to fish with your bare
hands.
In Oblong, Illinois, it is illegal to make love
while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
A Kentucky statute says: "No female shall appear
in a bathing suit on any highway unless she is escorted by at least two
police officers or unless she is armed with a club. Thae statute
shall not apply to any female weighing less than 60 poundsor more than
200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."
In Carrizozo, New Mexico, it is illegal for a female
to appear unshaven in public.
In Oxford. Ohio, it is illegal for a woman to strip
off ehr clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In St. Louis, it is illegal to sit on the curb of
a city street and drink beer from a bucket.
In Clawson, Michigan, it is illegal for a farmer
to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
In Omaha, Nebraska, it is illegal to burp or sneeze
while in a church.
Anyone who has ever seen a cockfightor whi is a
prexher is banned from public office in Tennesee.
In Texas, sixteen year old divorced girls are prohibited
from talking about sex while at high school extracurricular activities.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having
sex with his wife.
A Helena, Montana law states that no woman can dance
on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than 3 piunds, 2 ounces.
In Ames, Iowa, a man may not take more than three
gulps of beer while laying in bed with his wife.
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho suspects
a couple is having sex inside a vehicle, the officer must honk his horn
three times, then wait two minutes before approaching the vehicle.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose
to have sex on city streets.
Wyoming prohibits fat peole from swinging on swings
or using other playground or park equipment.
Some Appalacian towns have laws requiring people
to take a bath the night before comming in to town and to have with them
a statement signed by two reliable witnesses.
In Mississippi, it is legal to be barefoot around
friends and acquaintences, but illegal around strangers.
National Prk Service laws do not allow anyone to
kill a bear with theirbare hands just to impress a girl.
In Vermont, it is illegal to stck lighted sparklers
in your ears and nose and run through the streets.
In China, there is a mandatory death penalty for
being caught with just one page of the Bible.
Flying the COnfederate flag is outlawed on government
property, except in South Carolina and Georgia, where it is required to
be flown.
In Mexico, it is illegal for policemen to sell their
own guns.
In Texas, it is illegal to pu grafitti on someone
else's cow.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order
to congregate in groups of three or more on private property in Oklahoma.
It is a gainst the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.
In Indiana, bathing is prohibited during the winter.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your
next door neighbor in Denver, Colorado.
In Idaho, it is illegal to buy a chicken without
first getting permission from the sheriff.
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