Innocent Little Johnny
The minister, all fired up because of recent obvious
problems of infidelity, shouted out, "I want everyone who jas been heing
and sheing to stand up!" Half of his congregation stood up.
He then shouted out, "I want everyone who has ben
heing and heing to stand up!" A couple of men stood up.
He then shouted, "I want everyone who has been sheing
and sheing to stand up!" Several women stood up.
The minister looked over the congregation and saw
that everyone was standing except for Little Johnny. He shouted out,
"Brothers and Sisters, look at little Johnny, can he be the only one without
sin? Little Johnny, stand up.......I guess you are the only one here
who isn't preoccupied with sex and commiting sins. What do you have
to say?"
Little Johnny replied, "Reverend, you ain't said
anything about meing and meing!"
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